The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:43 am

3 hours later....

Thank you, Mr. Bacon...
And Thank you too, Babysitter Bacon Burning Man!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:52 am

And now...baby RJ and I are off for a day in the sunshine...

Toodle-ooo!!!!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:18 am

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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:22 pm

Risky... are ya ready for a drink?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:14 pm

oh, darling! Good ole pinch.
Thank you, BoxyB.

sets out glass

So how's your new job?
and Juniper?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:34 pm

Hi Risky and Box!!!

whatcha up too

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:18 am

We are drinking whisky Pinemom. Care to join us?

my job is going well so far. I think it is a keeper, at least for the next couple of years. provided that the economy holds out.

Juniper is doing OK. She still cannot walk and her voice has not come back yet. She is starting to have bouts of depression. She still need lots of good vibes going her way.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:54 am

Hiya Box...I fell asleep! hehehe

Ok, one batch of huge encouragement and great vibes going out to (((((((((Juniper!!!!!))))))))

Good Sunday morning ya'll.

How bout we start this Sunday out the right way!!!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:59 am

good morning ...!

mmmmm ... liquid breakfast! i brought some bacon

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:47 pm

What was this forum about again? (I'm not going back to the beginning)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:22 pm

Box Burner wrote:[Juniper is doing OK. She still cannot walk and her voice has not come back yet. She is starting to have bouts of depression.

Fuck, she needs more than good vibes, if I may say so.

Where's she staying? Home? Hospital? Elsewhere?
Does she read? write? build cities from popcycla sticks?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:17 pm

bx1 wrote:What was this forum about again? (I'm not going back to the beginning)

But you have to start from the beginning and read every page to understand it.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:14 am

Buenos dÃas, mi quemador de amigos! Espero que
dormÃ bien. Â¿Quieres desayunar? Tenemos un nuevo
menÃº.

Quiero 2 huevos, sÃ©mola, lotes de tocino, un cafÃ© y
dos galletas. Gracias! Tiene un gran dÃa en el trabajo!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:23 am

oh, monkeypoo, you are a silly monkey.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:27 am

**giggles and grins**

It's fun being silly.

Care for mimosas anyone? My glass is empty, dammit!
I can whip us up some real quick-like.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:26 am

Monkeypoo wrote:

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*sigh*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:27 am

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:33 am

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klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:31 pm

oh mozy, you crafty devil. playing the zep.....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:18 am

*comes into the bar through the secret door*

Nobody's here yet. I reckon I'll have some Irish Coffee
and come back in the morning or so... And everybody
better wear green or else I'm pinching 'em really hard.

*heh heh heh*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:25 am

**5 minutes later the door creaks open**

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:34 am

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:32 am

[ runs in drinks three shots and leaves a bottle on the bar. ]

[digs around in the back room and emerges with a can of green paint]

happy St. Paddy's day everyone!

[runs out the front door]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:06 am

Oh monkeypoo......Play day today?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:32 am

Sadly puts his pants back on.

Hops on his dusty rusty playa bike.
Does his dally 14-mile lap.

Back in an hour~

Speeds out the door~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:27 pm

**wakes up FINALLY, sees that it's after 2:00pm, mozies on up to the bar, pours coffee, sees Twister Bed in corner, slirps coffee**

Play day? Mozy, you are such a horny flirt. Behave yourself. I'm saving myself for the man I am destined to meet on the playa, who is gonna sweep me off my feet, put me on his horse (or art car - whatever), and off we'll ride into the sunset to live happily ever after. He's out there. I can feel it. The universe knows I have been single for way too dang long! **snaps out of her day dream** I don't really believe in that Cinderella crap.

Dammit. I have a sore throat. Bad. After I drink this here coffee, I am crashing on the Twister bed. Still half-dizzy from the traz I took last night. And when people walk into the bar, I'm pinching 'em. Pinching them hard!! Ha! Hmm. I got such a rush out of that thought. Inducing pain on someone for my own pleasure.

**walks over to bed, gets under covers, makes pinching motion with her fingers in anticipation of the next person who walks into bar**

SHOUT OUT TO MULE ~ wherever you are!!! I have a gift for you!!! *tacks poster up on wall**

The bait has been set. When Mule comes in, I'm pinching some ASS bigtime!! Mwah haa haa haa haa!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:41 pm

**Monkeypoo gets another mischievous idea into her head, gets up, runs over to bar, places hat, card and sparkly hat on bar for LeChat, raises her eyebrow and grins maniacally, runs back to Twister bed, hides under covers, practices pinching movements with her fingers, giggles**

More bait is set. Mwah haa haa haa!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:21 pm

April 11--Wear Red and White
April 23--Wear a Rose
November 30--Break out your (Utili)Kilt
March 1--Leeks
October 9--Hm. A lily perhaps

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:38 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:

Play day? Mozy, you are such a horny flirt. Behave yourself. I'm saving myself for the man I am destined to meet on the playa, who is gonna sweep me off my feet, put me on his horse (or art car - whatever), and off we'll ride into the sunset to live happily ever after.

I got such a rush out of that thought. Inducing pain on someone for my own pleasure.

Oh â€¦.itâ€™s going to be like that then?
No more cookies for you.

Takes a bottle of whiskyâ€¦. heads out doorâ€¦.to find someplace else to play.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:46 pm

**peeks up from covers, sees fishy, makes pinchy movements
with her fingers, tippy-toes towards the unsuspecting fishy**

here, fishy fishy fishy....

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