NB Where to stay?

JoshuaOne · Post by **JoshuaOne** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:57 pm

F1RST time up 2 the Burn this year! Y33 HAA! FINA11Y!!

Any suggestions on where to stay for someone flying solo in a Hexayurt?
Inwards - outwards - 1'OCLOCK - 10:27?

Certainly like a river the VIBE/spirit/w1ND is neither PLANNED, [nor in the end] controlled or contrived...but what are your stories about where to call home.....and experiences as such?

SteamPunk meets POST[[apocalyptic]]N3Opunk NIGHT-roller
9ancing in DREAMland is at least at some point desirable
BUT proximity to the CENTRAL HIVE is what?
At lest advantag3ous?
COFFE/SHITTERS/ICE??

HMM. Do the BM dirt directors assign you a patch of cakey cracked mudDUST as you ARRIVE?
Is it all left to chance?
Is there a LOTTery?
Do we drawn names FROM a HAT?

WILL i be RELE-GATED to the SHAD-oh of a FUCKING RV?

Is all this information clearly listed SOMEwhere'S else'n?

Dunk-a-SHIN

JoshuaONE

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:07 pm

Because I'm 50ish and only read a small art cuz you banged out like it's a text and to much slang....

sTaRt HeRe....http://www.burningman.com/first_timers/

And then read the rest of the main site info. All your wildest question will be found there...

And Welcome... Watch out for the Fastest JERK in the west........

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:20 pm

Tis in a million threads on dis site here, mon. You jus follow da groove to an empty spot and chill. There be no director tellin you what to do.

You get there first thing, the virgin playa is spread out before you waiting for you to hexa your yurt all night long. You get there Friday you get sloppy seconds out by the trash fence. Look at last year's map - it shows all the theme camps and portapotties. Camp anywhere on the roads except where those are marked, unless someone is already there.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:20 pm

yes, welcome indeed, and, as warned, be cautious of JerkKisha

wonderful person, bad aim........

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:11 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

Oh, my aim is not that bad and "WILL i be RELE-GATED to the SHAD-oh of a FUCKING RV? " could be a good thing.

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:39 am

ygmir wrote:yes, welcome indeed, and, as warned, be cautious of JerkKisha

wonderful person, bad aim........

and dont forget to be afraid of Yemenese Group Militia Independent Republic.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:51 am

JoshuaOne wrote:.....HMM. Do the BM dirt directors assign you a patch of cakey cracked mudDUST as you ARRIVE?
Is it all left to chance?
Is there a LOTTery?
Do we drawn names FROM a HAT?

......

YES, we get Harry Larveys HAT and throw some SHIT in it and see which way the wind is blowing. Anyone got a fan?

NOW THATS ART!

(have you met art? nice guy, kinda quite.)

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:13 am

mdmf007 wrote:
ygmir wrote:yes, welcome indeed, and, as warned, be cautious of JerkKisha

wonderful person, bad aim........
and dont forget to be afraid of Yemenese Group Militia Independent Republic.

Ohhh goody gumdrops, what a bodacious thread drift.....

Yodeling Gutteral Music Intentionally Roars

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:16 am

JoshuaOne wrote:F1RST time up 2 the Burn this year! Y33 HAA! FINA11Y!!

Any suggestions on where to stay for someone flying solo in a Hexayurt?
Inwards - outwards - 1'OCLOCK - 10:27?

Certainly like a river the VIBE/spirit/w1ND is neither PLANNED, [nor in the end] controlled or contrived...but what are your stories about where to call home.....and experiences as such?

SteamPunk meets POST[[apocalyptic]]N3Opunk NIGHT-roller
9ancing in DREAMland is at least at some point desirable
BUT proximity to the CENTRAL HIVE is what?
At lest advantag3ous?
COFFE/SHITTERS/ICE??

HMM. Do the BM dirt directors assign you a patch of cakey cracked mudDUST as you ARRIVE?
Is it all left to chance?
Is there a LOTTery?
Do we drawn names FROM a HAT?

WILL i be RELE-GATED to the SHAD-oh of a FUCKING RV?

Is all this information clearly listed SOMEwhere'S else'n?

Dunk-a-SHIN

JoshuaONE

Ummm, Joshua? Maybe a little less Espresso? We don't want ur ticker to go tachy on us, and ur pecker to go piddly on us

Welcome to eplaya. Now go take 2 valiums and re-post in the morning.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:51 am

"Any suggestions on where to stay for someone flying solo in a Hexayurt?"

Usually aircraft is tied down at the airport.

Ya can't really fly your hexayurt through the city......

fciron · Post by **fciron** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:52 pm

If he's gotta flying hexayurt he can go anywhere he damn well wants.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:55 pm

On the ground, in the desert, there you will live.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:03 pm

EspressoDude wrote: Ya can't really fly your hexayurt through the city......

The Maharishi told me I could.

DrPeffer · Post by **DrPeffer** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:07 am

sAy YAZ! Fot8 ur nOOrmal BUT iF u diz-GOZzlE Ur tw33t, UR sKrEeWED!!

u FeEEL Me, BroMide?

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:14 am

Here you go - this is the best place to camp for newbies, and is require camping for your first year.

SpacemanSpliff · Post by **SpacemanSpliff** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:03 am

Yep. The closer you are to the center, the better view you'll have of the man.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:28 am

DrPeffer wrote:sAy YAZ! Fot8 ur nOOrmal BUT iF u diz-GOZzlE Ur tw33t, UR sKrEeWED!!

u FeEEL Me, BroMide?

Dude, there is something seriously wrong with your keyboard.

Oh. wait a minute. Operator error?

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