Da Mule has been kidnapped by a one-legged prostitute !!!

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:46 pm

Just in... it was recently learned that the local Jack in a Box security camera captured the rescue operation!

(He looks much bigger in person, doesn't he?)

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:19 am

Yeah, well, did anyone tell you that YG is actually 12 feet tall? Of course on his shoulders, I look a little smaller....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:04 am

Isn't that Kernul Killbuck on the far left leading the rescue operation ?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:45 am

Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:29 pm

Da Mule wrote:Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.

I here he's even taller laying down.

Not that I'd know anything about that, It's all second hand information (not to be confused with the saying it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:21 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Isn't that Kernul Killbuck on the far left leading the rescue operation ?

I think a little W.S. Gilbert is called for here.

*ahem*

*Sings*:

In enterprise of martial kind,
When there was any fighting,
He led his regiment from behind,
He found it less exciting.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:18 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Da Mule wrote:Those guys are actually miles away. That's why it's not obvious how tall YG is.
I here he's even taller laying down.

Not that I'd know anything about that, It's all second hand information (not to be confused with the saying it takes 2 hands to handle a whopper)

hey now. that's all privileged information, or, innuendo...........

funny, I thought, when carrying Mule, he had brought a baseball bat with him during the escape.............boy, was my back sweating.............

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:49 pm

This is going to be one of those "useless without pix" reply but...
I am closing in on finding the one legged hooker, I have her tracked down to a small town in northern California. This is because yesterday I was driving behind a small white import sedan that had a window sticker that read: "Got Mule?" We will find her and make her pay for the things she did to you, well, unless you enjoyed it....

(I really did try to get a pic of said sticker, but my crappy little cell phone camera couldn't zoom in close enough while driving on the hiway)

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:01 pm

THAT'S HER!!!

I wonder how she got all the way from Rochester to there? I did tell her that my friends from Northern California would come to save me one day...

Ha! My plan of obfuscation worked.

*tries to rub two front hooves together and laugh slyly, but ends up falling over*

snort

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:48 pm

Bounce530 wrote:This is going to be one of those "useless without pix" reply but...
I am closing in on finding the one legged hooker, I have her tracked down to a small town in northern California. This is because yesterday I was driving behind a small white import sedan that had a window sticker that read: "Got Mule?" We will find her and make her pay for the things she did to you, well, unless you enjoyed it....

(I really did try to get a pic of said sticker, but my crappy little cell phone camera couldn't zoom in close enough while driving on the hiway)

I think I've seen that same sticker, and, I'm not that far from you.............

"hell hath no fury, like that of a Mule, kidnapped and abused".........

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:22 am

Who the FUCK LET the HOOKERS OUT?????!!!!!

I blame that flamingMoose!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:05 am

If ANY of you touch ONE HAIR on my one legged hooker's head I shall have you all excommunicated from the playa!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:07 pm

Fire_Moose wrote:If ANY of you touch ONE HAIR on my one legged hooker's head I shall have you all excommunicated from the playa!

OopS!

Hey Fire-Moose, wanna sniff my finger?

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:26 pm

Here's an update with a recent picture of the PegLeg Hooker and the Flaming Moose!

She thought she could fool us by changing her hair color and getting wasted during chocolate moose sex, but now we've got a name! Apparently she's some kind of actress ... must be porn

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:49 am

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:29 am

Phew! My missing one leged hooker is safe

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:53 pm

bit of a cutie there....but one wonders is it a 3 legged mule OR a mule without one leg? Inquiring minds want to know!

PS: You, dear Mr. Moose can have that one-legged bitch. Just remember:

cute little moose:

mhamnahamana MULE:

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:40 pm

this gooeyduck has a bigger dick than the Moose !!

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:36 am

Robot moose needs no dick.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:04 am

bump, because, some of us are wondering............and concerned.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:15 am

Rumor has it that Da Mule knocked up some Neopolitan Mastiff, back east...Prolly cant afford the web anymore, as they usually have 20+ pups!

Ya that Horrible Halloween costume party, That Bitch was in heat and dressed up like a SparklePony....Wont Da Mule EVER learn!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:43 pm

Neopolitan mastiffs are the brown, white and pink ones, aren't they?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:50 pm

GAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:17 pm

Bad news folks.

It appears that DaMule has not payed for any of the child support for those 22 Neopolitin Mastiff/Mule hybrids.

this is a SERIOUS offense in the state of Florida.

Here is some fresh footage of DaMule being deported back to Cuba.

hookahdude · Post by **hookahdude** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:22 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Bad news folks.

It appears that DaMule has not payed for any of the child support for those 22 Neopolitin Mastiff/Mule hybrids.

this is a SERIOUS offense in the state of Florida.

Here is some fresh footage of DaMule being deported back to Cuba.

....um....

Shouldn't this be under WTF? lol

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:15 pm

we may need to launch another rescue mission..........gotta find where they're keeping Da Mule......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:34 pm

We may need to ascertain that's where he is.
Rumor in the dive bars is that he's been snatched by Tom Waits who's low on inspiration.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 8:24 am

theCryptofishist wrote:We may need to ascertain that's where he is.
Rumor in the dive bars is that he's been snatched by Tom Waits who's low on inspiration.

egad!!! Tom Waits has snatched DA Mule!!! looking for a funny anagram there.......

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:23 pm

OMG!!! I was just sent this picture in the mail!

They are demanding, OMG I cannot believe this, the horror! **shudder** that all of the radio stations in the US begin playing, jeezus, I think I'm gonna throw up.....

All Barry Manilow, ALL THE TIME! Or else they will ship Da Mule to the White House to replace the First Lady.

Hope Da Mule likes the new digs

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 8:00 pm

the one legged prostitute played Tom Waits 24 hours

and she was obsessed with saran wrap

putting it in a bucket, lowering it down once a week

"it puts the saran wrap all over"

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