The person below me

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:52 am

Not a shaker, but do keep some stuff playa-coated in a box that I open to remind me.

TPBM is not wearing green.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:09 am

Well sort of.

TPBM is wearing black.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:34 pm

I'm wearing black combat boots and a duty belt, navy blue BDU's and a white shirt that shows every drop collected from my exploding patients

(whatever was our boss thinking?

)

TPBM has enjoyed some good corned beef today (as opposed to my usual sandwich

)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:24 pm

No corned beef beef today. Forgot all about that tradition. Dang.

TPBM has never drank green beer on St. Paddy's.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:47 pm

I have never drunk Green Beer on Saint Patty's Day.

TPBM wears assless chaps at Burningman

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:15 pm

Yeah, but nobody can tell.

TPBM wants to know more about Sail Man's exploding patients. 'Cause, well, dang. And do Ninjas explode?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:45 am

True, do tell.

TPBM has been listening to their own explosions as they echo in the porcelain theater.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:18 pm

True, and I didn't even drink that much yesterday!

TPBM wishes Oregon Red a happy B-day (and so do I!)

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:14 am

YAYYY!!! More good news. Happy Birthday Oregon Red.

TPBM has never been to Oregon.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:28 am

Da Mule wrote:YAYYY!!! More good news. Happy Birthday Oregon Red.

TPBM has never been to Oregon.

I try to avoid Oregon (do not like a state that does not trust me to pump my own gas) Unfortunately spent way too much time there.

TPBM has an itch in their nether region they have been avoiding addressing.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:49 pm

Nah, I adressed that issue last night, thank you very much. Good for at least 1 more day.

Exploding patients come in many varieties. Some experience technicolor explosions upon your boots, usually right after you just polished them.

Other patients explode because they come in contact with an object that carries more kinetic energy. These are usually the messiest.

And other patients experience a localized explosion as a small little baby (awwww

) bursts forth from between their legs. This is my preferred explosion as it produces a high that lasts the rest of the shift.

TPBM has given birth outside of a hospital

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:23 pm

No, never even pregnant.

TPBM wonders why Sail Man polishes his patients.
(And why he keeps feeding me these wonderful straight lines.)

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:20 pm

Sail Man IS very shiny. Must like polishing things.

TPBM grows their own food.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:32 am

TRUE! And not just my own, probably your and your own too. Thought you could replace me with a tractor while I was stuck in that hole, did you?

*snort*

Did anyone ever answer fish's question about whether ninjas explode. Equiniring ppl need to know.

TPBM has sown a lot of seeds.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:53 am

True....using that tractor has it's advantages, like not having to smell mule farts all day long.

TPBM is thinking about eating a mexican meal sometime today.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:29 am

Heavens to betsy, No! Then I'd be the one suffering gaseous explosions

And remember everybody, a shiny patient is a happy patient and a dull set of boots repels even the most colorful of explosions.

Well maybe.....

And the only other thing that I like to polish is my, well....uh....ya know....

It sure isn't my sailboat

It's my truck

TPBM enjoys watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:35 pm

Never heard of it.

The Person Below Me...has a secret identity as a masked mexican wrestler.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:58 pm

SÃ. Yo soy el nÃºmero uno de campeÃ³n luchador mexicano conocido como El Mono Â¿QuiÃ©n tirÃ³ estiÃ©rcol a su madre.

TPBM speaks Spanish well enough to now what I just said.

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:46 am

Monkeypoo wrote:SÃ. Yo soy el nÃºmero uno de campeÃ³n luchador mexicano conocido como El Mono Â¿QuiÃ©n tirÃ³ estiÃ©rcol a su madre.

TPBM speaks Spanish well enough to now what I just said.

"Yes. blahblah number one blahblahblah Mexican blahblahblahwhat?"
ok maybe not
tpbm can tell me what to do witjh all the bacon grease I have saved in my fridge?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:19 am

Tiahaar wrote:tpbm can tell me what to do witjh all the bacon grease I have saved in my fridge?

In the fridge, it's okay. Storing in the freezer is better, provided you have a lid on it. Any recipe that begins with "render some bacon" is actually cooking with bacon grease or fat. Seasoning using bacon grease is the way to make pinto beans & turnip greens taste the BEST. I guess living in the South paid off a bit. My southern gal-pals taught me how to make up awesome viddles!

TPBM likes grits.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:07 pm

Why yes, I do like grits.

Monkeypoo wrote:SÃ. Yo soy el nÃºmero uno de campeÃ³n luchador mexicano conocido como El Mono Â¿QuiÃ©n tirÃ³ estiÃ©rcol a su madre.

TPBM speaks Spanish well enough to now what I just said.

"Yes. I am the number one of champion known Mexican fighter like the Monkey Who threw dung to its mother."

gotta love free online translators

TPBM puts syrup on their potato pancakes

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:24 am

False, apple sauce, but not syrup.

TPBM was a little freaked out by some of the latino guys wearing wrestling masks and walking around BRC last year not really engaging with anyone, just watching.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:44 am

Artemis wrote:False, apple sauce, but not syrup.

TPBM was a little freaked out by some of the latino guys wearing wrestling masks and walking around BRC last year not really engaging with anyone, just watching.

False And Iâ€™m not Latino.
TPBM
Doesnâ€™t believe that Mozy is as much of a slut as he pretends to be on the Internet.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:58 am

I don't think he is a big slut but he probably has crabs in his chest hairs
from everyone hugging on him so much.

TPBM hates it when some of the relatives are over, mainly because they are not "cool" and as a result he/she
has to be sneaky when "smoking out" when they visiting.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:41 am

True.
My folks never could understand my affinity for thermite and gunpowder.

TPBM hates drama and just made plans to be campmates with their "ex" this year at BM.

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:44 pm

Hell no! My EX is in jail. I shit you not! He was arrested for trying to rob a gas station with a chainsaw. Shit I wish I could have seen that! I should find out if they have it on security camera.
I do hate Drama though.

TPBM thinks "economic stimulation" is supporting your local brothel.

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:32 pm

Â¡Niers! wrote:Hell no! My EX is in jail. I shit you not! He was arrested for trying to rob a gas station with a chainsaw. Shit I wish I could have seen that! I should find out if they have it on security camera.
I do hate Drama though.

TPBM thinks "economic stimulation" is supporting your local brothel.

I wish, but all the brothels these days are simply classless - your better off finding someone on CraigsList.

I love it when ass-hats do not think plans through How was he (chainsaw guy) to keep up the threat of the chainsaw tearing into your flesh (requiring two hands to utilize mind you) and run off with the cash at the same time or at all.
funny

One of my former buddies girlfriends tried to rob a bank with a note threatening a bomb or some such shit. What a dumb bitch. Just stood there until the police came and got her!!!!

TPBM is bewildered because I forgot to mention them the first time i posted.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:49 pm

That's all nice and all, 007, but what about me, tpby ?

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:51 pm

tpbm is sad because tpam forgot them...

Â¡Niers! · Post by **Â¡Niers!** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:06 pm

False, I got mine already. Here I am stealing someone else's.

TPBM is probably sad cause he/she was too slow for the draw.

The person below me

farmer mule