The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:25 am

*cruising in back door, noting squeaking hinge, also, noting "shuffling" sounds coming from walls and under floor*

Dang, I gotta get that hinge oiled........

*considering "shuffling sounds"*

I wonder...........(OMWs so softly almost imperceptible)..............

*shakes head*

Naw, it can't be any "of the body"............

I'll just make a fire and get the cowboy coffee brewing..........

I'll just grab a seat here in the ROS, sip some coffee, and see who's up.

*rubs Juke, noting "secret door" ajar*
*rubbing head in wonder*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:51 pm

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. This just reminded me of the bar.

**kicks on the jukebox**

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:10 am

**kicks the jukebox again**

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Has Sarah McLachlan been to Burning Man yet?
If not, why not? You can sleep in our camp.
I saw Joan Baez there one year.
Joan and Sarah are goddesses.

**bows down to goddesses, and embraces the goddess within me**

Insomnia is like a drug.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:53 am

*comes in bar through back, squeaking door*
dang, I gotta lube that hinge........

Poo, if you're here still, what's with the "Juke abuse"?........slapping and kicking are not good ways to make friends...............

*kindles fire, puts pot on, plugs espresso machine in.*

Coffee or tea, anyone?

tunes? *stroking Juke*

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:34 am

Good Sunday morning....

Well its good cause I knew prior to morning that there is fresh snow on the ground, Im prepped for a indoor project today.

We got the "new" to us camper's wiring figured out, the broken pipe found and I picked out some bitchen ass upholstery to change the wanna be
babyshower theme going on in it!

We found the lil' old toy truck we needed to replace the quad on the Playa Frog(in case of more sand dunes in 09).

hehehe its funny...I went on the back road home with it, No shock system at all whatsoever...
I was bumping along so bumpy I started to laugh, (titwi is following me in big truck) so hard, I could barely see to get away from the next bump in the road. And of course hitting those next bump just made the hysterical laughter come on even harder.....tears I tell ya Tears of laughter.

So...whats on your plate today?

Oh and a humble goodbye to our first camper, the only camper Ive ever known at BM. You served us well, you made me happy and in the arms of friends you shall still ooze the happiness I always felt cradled in your bed.
Seeing you leave yesterday was a little bit hard, lump in throat.
Thank you for your never ending hospitality.....We will miss you!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:55 am

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:55 am

oh, pinemom, we had some rocking good times in that little camper!
It will be missed.

But I can't wait to make new memories with the new one.
(and new positions! ha!)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:09 am

Oh yeah RiskyBaby!! Oh YEAH!

Yes, well, with the weather being kinda ...blah...we've even scraped the indoor project idea today in exchange for a Do jack shit lay around the house do nothing kinda day!

WOOHOO!

Be careful with that tail MozY! Ive heard bad things when attempting to pull a Monkeys tail !!!

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:01 pm

A toast to Spring and all things green,
and to the girls sashaying down the lane,
with the scent of perfume in their shining hair;

Raise your glass and share with me the passing
of all Winter pain...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:03 pm

Be careful with that tail MozY! Ive heard bad things when attempting to pull a Monkeys tail !!!

But this is a very bad monkey and she needs a spanking!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:04 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Be careful with that tail MozY! Ive heard bad things when attempting to pull a Monkeys tail !!!
But this is a very bad monkey and she needs a spanking!!

Just trust me on this one.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:11 pm

think i'll have a drinkie and watch mozy spank monkeypoo while my bread's a-rising.....

oops ... where's that sippy cup?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:18 pm

body shots on littleflower!!!

sweeps flower from her feet ~To the top of the bar~

fills her ????

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:59 pm

*pulls out whipped cream*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:26 pm

littleflower wrote:*pulls out whipped cream*

Oooooh...Creamy sweet body shots~my favorite~how did you know?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:05 am

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:26 am

oy vey...

the rebbi

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:40 pm

oi vey

not to be confused with

OBEY

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:17 pm

What!

Kicks jukebox~~

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:30 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:11 pm

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:55 am

OH SHIT CRAP!!!!~!!!
Boobarian Down...

I just received a phone call (630am) from Miss Velvetina Sinner...She's in the ReNown Hospital with a ruptured appendix, soon to be in emergency SURGERY!!!!!

Oh man.

Everyone please send healing thoughts her way. She sounded kinda ok, they have her on Morphine. I told her to tell them to change her over to Demerol, so she wont be nausea's after surgery.
I told her to PUSH BUTTON ALOT!!!!!

And of all the days my poor hubby had to go into work at 530am(very rare)
Im stranded. And the playa frog truck isnt legal yet. Damn it all.

I feel so useless.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:15 am

yikes ... stupid appendix ... healing thoughts directed that way ...

how 'bout a drink?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:16 am

*walks in, hearing PM's post*

Yikes!!!

for VS:

and, for the rest:

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:42 am

Pulls bottle from secret stash~

Re-locks cabinet~

Lights some candles~~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:12 pm

ygmir wrote:*comes in bar through back, squeaking door*
dang, I gotta lube that hinge........

Poo, if you're here still, what's with the "Juke abuse"?........slapping and kicking are not good ways to make friends...............

*kindles fire, puts pot on, plugs espresso machine in.*

Nuthin. Outta here. BYE. Got the message. FO. Won't be here any more.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:26 pm

aw, monkey!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:57 pm

Holds monkey close~

You can kick the jukebox any time you want.

You predate most of us in this bar by years.

gives ygmir a dirty look.

Monkeypoo has a lot more friends in this bar than you could ever know.
Be nice to her please.

Holds monkey closer~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:08 pm

Risky, what's going on with Velvetina?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:12 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Holds monkey close~

You can kick the jukebox any time you want.

You predate most of us in this bar by years.

gives ygmir a dirty look.

Monkeypoo has a lot more friends in this bar than you could ever know.
Be nice to her please.

Holds monkey closer~

Jeeze..........

make a little "machine abuse joke" and, everyone gets all sensitive....

I have no interest in hurting feelings...sorry if I did.............

*rolling eyes in response dirty look*

The Bar

......It's My Party And I Cry If I Want To.....