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Post by Sail Man » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:53 am

Fucking Lacrosse is like Fucking Hockey without the Fucking Ice.



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Post by somekind » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:21 am

Fucking people who open their doors while I'm biking right past their car. This has happened to me every day this week.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:02 pm

Fucking bike riders that run into my car door when I am trying to get out !!!

The next one that does that to me .... well........ I guess I am just gonna hafta snap his fucking spandex !!!

That'll fuckin' show em' !!!!
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Post by MozyBonz » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:36 pm

Fucking Gladiator
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Post by ygmir » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:33 pm

MOzy:
your sons a smart fucking guy.

I ended up with the same look, but, it was from chasing a parked car.

and, no fucking pretty girls to talk to, either..........
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Post by ibdave » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:26 pm

Fuck Mozy, your killing me....... You son is Killing the rest .... :shock: :!: 8)
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Post by littleflower » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:04 pm

great pics! i like the way he's holding the stick in the collision pic ... :shock:
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Post by Artemis » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:22 am

littleflower wrote:great pics! i like the way he's holding the stick in the collision pic ... :shock:
Yeah, I fucking like that too. It looks like he's saying "you want some fucking more?"
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Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:43 am

littleflower wrote:great pics! i like the way he's holding the stick in the collision pic ... :shock:
what the fuck did you say?

or not.........
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Post by MozyBonz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:38 am

thanks
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Post by MozyBonz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:04 am

littleflower wrote:great pics! i like the way he's holding the stick in the collision pic ... :shock:
In that pic the guy is just hitting the fucking ground. He ended laid out flat on his back and didn't move for a few moments. What you see is how far he bounced off my sons chest after impact.


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Post by Da Mule » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:15 pm

Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
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Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:23 pm

Da Mule wrote:Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
yeah, but, you do have quite the fuckstick.............
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Post by RingO'Fire » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:50 pm

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
yeah, but, you do have quite the fuckstick.............
Yeah, what ygmir said! You know what people say too... "That muthafucka is hung like a muthafuckin' MULE!"

You ever hear someone say "That dude is hung like a monkey!" ??? Pul-eeze!
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:37 pm

RingO'Fire wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
yeah, but, you do have quite the fuckstick.............
Yeah, what ygmir said! You know what people say too... "That muthafucka is hung like a muthafuckin' MULE!"

You ever hear someone say "That dude is hung like a monkey!" ??? Pul-eeze!
Actually I have heard that. Of course, it was because the organ in quesiton was fucking bright red, but, you know.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:38 pm

Da Mule wrote:Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
Hey! All I have are fins, and they're slippery too! I suggest practice.


I mean, I fucking suggest fucking practice.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:46 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Da Mule wrote:Why the fuck can't I have paws or hands like the others? Even monkey poo can grab stuff on her own... :(
Hey! All I have are fins, and they're slippery too! I suggest practice.


I mean, I fucking suggest fucking practice.
fucking practice is always in order.........and, a good idea........
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Post by littleflower » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:58 am

fucking practice? how can you tell if it's real fucking, or just fucking practice?
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Post by ygmir » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:28 am

It's like going to the doctor (or, playing same)

they have a "practice" even though, supposedly, they're fucking healing you............
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Post by lonestoner916 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:30 pm

littleflower wrote:fucking practice? how can you tell if it's real fucking, or just fucking practice?
If there's a fucking stopwatch involved, and headbands and Nike sneakers, it's just fucking practice. But hey fucking practice makes fucking perfect right?
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Post by lonestoner916 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:31 pm

BTW, Mozey your son is a fucking Savage! Apple doesn't fall far from the tree I see! Fuck Yeah!
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:09 pm

Hay Lonestoner, I met your mom at the Raley's in Loomis. She had a BRC sticker on her car, just like me. Oakland? Are you nuts?
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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:20 pm

I gotta work in Oakland next week, not too far from where the shooting took place. God bless the brave guys and their families....
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Post by lonestoner916 » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:38 pm

I'm staying about three miles from where the shooting happened. Believe it or not, the neighborhood isn't all that bad, we know our neighbors and except for one douche they all love us crazy white folks.

Doc, yeah mom told me about meeting you. Funny that she should meet you before I do... Maybe you'll see us both on the Playa this year, I finally got her talked into going!
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Post by ygmir » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:58 pm

What's missing from the last 3 fucking posts?
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Post by littleflower » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:07 pm

hey yg, what are you, the fuck monitor?
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Post by ygmir » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:26 pm

well, errrrrrrr, at times.........being the fucking voyeur that I am.............
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Post by littleflower » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:39 pm

you forgot your fuck
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Post by ygmir » Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:42 pm

huh?
*fucking grinning*
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Post by OnceTheDustClears » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:17 pm

Apparently there just isn't enough fucking going on in this thread.
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