The person below me

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:36 am

True, I am always too slow for the draw. Always hear about the smoking deal after its gone.

But, The Person Below Me just spent their stimulus money and refund on Burningman stuff

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:28 pm

False, I never get no stinkin refund and whatever "stimulus" money I'll be getting amounts to some extra chump change in my paycheck. I'll just buy my stuff a little bit at a time.

TPBM will be paying for the burn the old-fashioned way, with plastic

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:00 am

Nu-uh! I can afford not to use plastic, so I won't use plastic.

(Within a certain iteration of plastic.)

TPBM forgot the wicked joke he/she had for the bad joke thread.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:10 pm

i always forget jokes! darn it.

TPBM forgot to do something important to-day

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:42 pm

You're right, I did forget to not post in the No Post thread, drats.

TPBM had bacon for dinner.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:55 pm

Bacon on my pizza, and do not bother with the No Posting thread - It is forbidden.

TPBM has a jug of funky smelling dairy in the fridge.

lordgrizz · Post by **lordgrizz** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:48 am

Well almost dairy. I have a jug of bad soy-milk in the fridge. I am a lazy lazy man.

TPBM believes they were kidnapped by aliens

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:25 am

Kinda true. When I was a little girl my 2 older sisters convinced me that I had been left on the doorstep in a silver wicker basket by a group of aliens. I believed them for most of my childhood.

TPBM has their appendix and tonsils too.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:27 am

true, but, no gall bladder.

TPBM would be ok to be a disembodied head.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:00 am

kind'a like my head attached,,, but you are welcome to grab one from my collection..

tpbm is way too needy,,,,,,,

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:22 pm

Just cuz I don't have hands or paws... if drinks came in bowls rather than cans I wouldn't be so needy. *snort*

TPBM misses monkeypoo in the bar.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:34 pm

I miss so much from the bar it's not even funny.

TPBM has been tormenting Peeps in preparation for Easter.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:08 am

true, marshmallow peep death camp, i put them on a pan and melt them .... slowly ... while they chirp in despair .... bwa ha ha ha ha

TPBM prefers torturing chocolate bunnies

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:33 am

well, if eating is torture, let the suffering begin.......grin........

TPBM confuses love and torture, and, wants to be a sheep herder

Post by **mdmf007** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:49 am

Herding sheep would be fun, but I always thought simply mowing a golf course all day would be relaxing.

The person below me finds their career as stressful as the person above them. High blood pressure, no sleep, month long deployments, and uses BM to let the craziness ooze from their soul one week a year. preventing them from leaving human shaped holes in the wall.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:10 pm

No...my career is fine
but I really need Burning Man to free the crazy
or there would be human shaped holes in the wall
somewhere.

TPBM wears the same khaki shorts and a t-shirt every day at BM.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:38 am

YES! i work for joseph pred. its not my fault.....

tpbm just started gagging....

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:38 am

False.

TPBM is thinking about spicing it up a bit and adding a utilikilt to the khaki shorts and t-shirt routine.

karine · Post by **karine** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:55 pm

False.

But I would like to think shorts & tshirts should be fine at my next couple-a burns. My lawd! Haven't I done the "costume a day" thing long enough?!

TPBM was not aware Le Chat Noir & I got married today...

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:54 am

True! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

TPBM is pretty sure they can't top THAT bit of good news!

karine · Post by **karine** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:15 am

False.

even better news: I'm NOT pregnant!

TPBM is thinking about not dust proofing their expensive digital camera this year & just taking the risk of ruining it.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:19 am

True. I will be taking naked, unprotected photos.

(P.S. Congrats and congrats!)

TPBM will really miss their dog at BM.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:23 am

true, Clyde is my pal........

TPBM lets their dog sleep on their bed

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:15 pm

Awww, Clyde's a cutie...
and true, mine has been known to sneak up on the bed.

TPBM never brings a SO to BM and prefers to go it alone.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:21 pm

False, not only did my SO attend, we also brought our 5 yr old as well

TPBM has wandered through Kidsville and thought to themselves what an insane bunch of parents these must be

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:23 pm

True, not only that I squirted them with my Penis Cannon while playing audio samples of babies being spanked off of my MV.
And yes...I squirted the children too.

TPBM has a spot where food always gets stuck in thier teeth, and a normal toothpick just doesn't work on it.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:05 am

true ... i will spare you the details ...

TPBM always has an itch they can't quite scratch

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:47 pm

My tongue was itching when I read that - so that's weird.

TPBM spends too much time online.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:07 pm

nuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TPBM is as OCD as I am about the fun of eplaya.......

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:40 pm

I'm not sure anyone is...

TPBM eats dessert first.