Favorite Bumper Stickers

accordionMan · Post by **accordionMan** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:02 am

This wasn't a bumber sticker, it was a piece of graffiti on an overpass on I-95 heading north to CT, but I think it applies:

G-d lies.

Had me thinking for the rest of my ride.

Loved the

"Keep honking, I'm reloading "

and

"6 out of the 7 voices in my head do not like you " reminds me of something I read in Post Secrets. Where people send in post cards anonymously. A secret that is 1: real and 2: they have never told anyone.

This person wrote: "when my psychiatrist ask me if I heard voices, the voice in my head yelled "tell him NO".

AlCHEMY interupted · Post by **AlCHEMY interupted** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:46 pm

Best bumper sticker/?
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the matted clotted shiney sparcly haired still dripping partial scalp of a former rotund divorce attorney..yup!
thats a good one...
with an eye stuck to my exhaust pipe...

Save The Wild Griffin!
Bear arms..but dont arm bi=polar bears cuz theyll just make a mess outta crime.
The wild Griffin Defence Fund needs your support..
A burner is a terrible thing to waste

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:19 pm

on a speeding red nissan sentra:

sssshhhhh, it thinks it's a ferrari!

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:48 am

Not bumper stickers but...
A couple who both work for the IRS have t-shirts that say Debit and Credit. Guess which one she wears?

accordionMan · Post by **accordionMan** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:09 pm

I've seen hung off the bottom of a car trailer hitch.... rubber testicles... not a bumper sticker, but hilarious.

RedheadBarbie · Post by **RedheadBarbie** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:45 pm

Rob, every person on the road here has those. They come in chrome or rubber of different colors and different sizes depending on your vehicle or Freudian issues. I was behind a jacked up truck today that had such big ones he used a chain to attach them.

If you need a pair let me know and I'll ship you some! :D

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:53 pm

"The Lab called, your Brain is ready"

\osc

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:56 pm

There are some really crude ones that went around my circle a few years back. One just got placed on my brothers trailer.

"If I feel your teeth on my dick one more time, I'll knock them out".

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Not particularly funny but not something you'd expect either.

accordionMan · Post by **accordionMan** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:08 pm

RedheadBarbie wrote:
If you need a pair let me know and I'll ship you some! :D

I don't think I'll need them,

because after some of my performances at BM, people have told me

"I've got balls"

; )

help · Post by **help** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:46 am

back to bumper stickers;

Honk if you're impatient!

I'm an Alumni of "X" University
(Really saw this one-wish I could remember the school!)

I sleep like a baby.
I wake up every two hours screaming!

If were not supposed to eat animals,
how come God made 'em outta meat?
(-Don Strinz Tipi)

My other vehicle is a pair of boots.

Squirrel-It's what's for supper.
-Squirrel Records

pandasex · Post by **pandasex** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:20 pm

love thy neighbor but dont get caught

sex isnt dirty unless your doing it right

drugs lead nowhere but its the scenic route

mean people suck nice people swallow

accordionMan · Post by **accordionMan** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:59 pm

NUKE the WHALES

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:29 pm

Wag More
~~~Bark Less~~~

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:04 pm

I'VE GOT PLAYATUDE!

As seen on my truck.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:41 pm

I used up all my sick days
So today I called in dead

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:46 pm

I BRAKE FOR...
Oh Shit, No Brakes!

TAKE REVENGE
Shit On A Pigeon

The Shortest Sentence is "I Am"
The Longest is "I Do"

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:52 pm

help wrote: If were not supposed to eat animals,
how come God made 'em outta meat?
(-Don Strinz Tipi)

this remided me of one more...

I'm Not A Vegetarian Because I Love Animals.
It's Because I HATE PLANTS!

Plastic G'zus · Post by **Plastic G'zus** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:11 am

Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. Shave the whales.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:08 pm

Where the hell is Easy Street?

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4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

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Jesus loves me, this I know. That is why I don't drive slow

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:27 pm

Actually, I can't find the one I was looking for, but it said:

NO, I don't want to see your stupid butterfly tattoo!
(name of the tattoo parlor listed underneath the saying)

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:04 pm

"If it is'nt grown, it has to mined" Popular here in Nevada. i have one on my truck.

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:54 pm

Thecatman wrote:"If it is'nt grown, it has to mined" Popular here in Nevada. i have one on my truck.

I have the "We don't care how you did it in California" sticker on mine
*ducks from lots of virtual rocks being thrown!*
Another local one I've seen recently was "I survived the Fernley roundabout", for those of you passing through Fernley, you'll understand!

**edited because the other one was mentioned earlier!**

ourania · Post by **ourania** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:49 pm

Random guy to Mae wearing a fur: Do you know how many animals had to die to make that coat?
Mae: Do you know how many animals I had to fuck to get this coat?

Gotta luv Mae West.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:12 pm

LostinReno wrote: I have the "We don't care how you did it in California"

I have one that says "Save Nevada, deport Californians"

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:17 pm

No offense to any burners from the Golden State

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:57 pm

of course, a great many californians leave because they can no longer afford to stay here, including several of my siblings. you get californians, but we get people from all over the place. we can't even pick on anyone specific.

oh ... i am not offended!! i just had to point that out.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:27 pm

Point taken! Its not right to peck at someone because they're from someplace else but its aggravating when people move here to try bettering themselves and their family, which is great, but then they say, in California we did it this way, in California it was done that way and they want things done here like it was done there which is what they were leaving in the first place. Hence, LostinReno and my stickers

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:40 pm

yes, i have heard that! i'd just tell 'em to go home. my sister in idaho wouldn't tell anyone she was from CA unless she knew them well... she learned that lesson quickly.

we get it too, in a way. i live near a bunch of russians who hate californians, and i once had a roommate from ohio who disliked californians in general, but really, really hated tall, thin, CA beach bunnies who weren't stupid. VERY annoying. thank dawg she moved to florida ... probably hated them, too ....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:59 pm

~Welcome to California Now go home~

Puts sticker on back of car...

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:18 pm

I came over from California a few years ago but I am now an official Nevadan. LostinReno was my witness the day I became an official Nevadan when I shot an abandoned car in the middle of the desert.

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