The Bar

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:02 pm

1 hit wonder.....
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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:24 pm

ibdave wrote:1 hit wonder.....
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HA HA HA ....I told BUMP you were giving her a shout out in the bar.
Then played her the song. hehehehe

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:52 pm

**Bar door swings wide open!!! In runs Monkeypoo into the Bar, dressed in a black tanktop and long multi-colored hippie skirt, barefooted, flailing her arms over her head like a wild woman (er, monkey-woman), huge bright smile plastered on her face, running up to everyone, hugging them, kissing their cheeks, plops her tush onto a barstool, slaps her hand on the bar, orders a virgin mai tai, slirps a huge sip, eats the fruit and grins**

YEEeEeEEeHaAAaAaAawWwwWwwwW!!! I'm finally BACK!! DAMN, I MISSED YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL FREAKY PEOPLE!!!!

**kisses bartender for the drink, tips him with a flower and some fresh herbs from her new Enchanted Vegetable/Herb Garden** OMFG, it feels so good to have a computer working again!!! I really really really really REALLY missed y'all... I know Mozy told y'all my computer crashed. Man. a week (2?) without a computer really makes one aware of how dependent one is to the internet world. At first I thought I could live without it, but then I couldn't logon to Paula Dean's site to get a recipe, and I couldn't look up a word on the eDictionary, couldn't send naughty emails out to my special friends

, couldn't download porn, couldn't watch Baby Einstein on Youtube with my grandbaby, couldn't talk to y'all here on ePlaya... Life was getting rough there, friends. Ya' can't pay yer bills online without a computer!

Mozy and Bump (bless their wonderful souls) came to my rescue, though. **bows to Mozy and Bump, annoints their feet with lavendar oil** Mozy brought the tower back to me earlier while I was planting my new herb garden...but that's another story. PRETTY!!!! Gardening is so Zen for me. **gazes over at herb garden and smiles** We're not allowed to use charcoal bbq pits anymore (can only use propane) sooooo I turned our bbq pit into my herb garden!! Oh. I was so proud of myself.

Got some new freckles in the process - man, what a beauty day!! **points to a few new freckles** This freckle here is named Mozy. This freckle here is named LeChat. Oh, but I got sidetracked. So, here's this beautiful computer box waiting to be connected all up again, happy to be home... Then Monkeypoo got a little herbal buzz. Happy hippie joy joy, dancing around the new garden, made a rock garden while out there, came back in, started plugging in wires, then got frustrated bcuz I got everything working except the internet. Then I realized, "Man. I wish Mozy was here to put this together. I'm stoned. This is not funny. Wait. This is funny.

I'm hyper, huh?

Did a lot of fun things while away. Been watching my grandbaby lots more, doing lots around the house, creating art projects (solo and with baby). My grandson is an artist at 4 months old already. Yesterday we made a huge fingerpainting for his mama, but he used his tiny baby feet instead. Babies are dangerous with paints in their hands. He loved dancing in the squishy colors. Next week we're making a butt print painting for his mama. She thinks I'm kidding. Heh heh. Okay. I'll let someone else talk now. See ya!! I'll be back soon. I am all sweaty and dirty and gotta get my fingernails clean. I love playing in dirt and planting stuff...

**goes off to take a quick shower, looks in tub**

Where's my rubber ducky?!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:17 pm

~~~dressed in a black tanktop and long multi-colored hippie skirt, barefooted~~~

She looked SO unbelievably SEXY today.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:23 pm

I'd believe it. Oh heck yeah...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:25 pm

**hears Mozy and Sensei's voices... peeks outside the shower curtain... waves, smiles, blushes, winks**

I'll be outta the shower in a minute!!! **looks for towel**

Where's my towel??

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:29 pm

~Dreams~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:58 pm

Hey y'all. I found my rubber ducky, found my towel, but I gotta give ya some advice. Never, and I mean never, ever get out of the bath and spray Bath&BodyWork's Coconut Lime Verbena AfterBath Spray on yer body after using a fresh razor on yer legs and armpits.

ouch

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:36 pm

ouch ouch....

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:48 pm

sets out plate of bacon cookies for all.
grabs the bottle of Godiva Chocolate and whipped cream and slips out the back door.

_________
Risky

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:02 am

Guess it's time to make coffee. Actually, over the last 8 hours I have had 4 pots already in my french press. It's 4:00am. Do you know where your kids are?

It's 4:00am. Do you know where your kids are?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:19 am

ahhh, Good very early Sunday morn...Poor titwi had to sleep alone last night, I was so exhausted after working my tail off on
lets see finished project 132,41,72,36 and 112. I feel asleep on the couch,just now woke up.

Cleaned out the WHOLE chicken pen...Yes, gazed at my winter lorn garden and thought SOON! Very soon...we will play together!!!
Ya know monkey poo, I too am a Holistic gardener.

It keeps me out of the Psyche doctors office!

I spend ever single morning out in the garden once I get it all planted...its my ZEN!
Today is SnB...weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Time to start sewing!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:36 am

It is a good mornin', isn't it ?!! Very good vibes fine AM to ya, pinemom. You are so lucky to have chickens. We had chickens when I was a kid long ago. Funny you should say what ya did about gardening keeping ya outta the psych's office... I felt and thought those very same words while planting yesterday. Today I tackle putting the tomatoes into large buckets. Found these 2 kitty litter container buckets outside the dumpster. Perfect for planting in. I fucking love re-using people's trash, making it into something practical, keeping it out of the landfill. Yay Garbage!! Just gotta get a drill, make some drainage holes, a layer of rocks, dirt... Wa-La !! I'm hungry. I have waffles in the freezer, but I wish I had the machine to make these circus animal ones! Cute!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:48 am

Ahhh...when I saw this, it reminded me of Nipples. Cheers to Nipples...
**holds the syrup up high**

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:31 am

*wanders in, noting coffee smell*

Wow, thanks Poo,.........May I?
Nice to see you back.........

HI PM.....

you two are up here early. Usually, I'm all alone here in the morning.........

How about a tune?

*rubbing Juke*
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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:24 am

A true master. Incredible. What a gift. **gets out the french press and finds there's another never-ending fresh pot of hawaiian kono coffee waiting to be drunk** Yep, I'm up. Have been most the night with exception of a powernap here and there. Planted my Baby Breath seeds right as the sun was peeking up. Been uploading pics on to places where I won't lose them, and trying to figure out why I can't get Mozilla Fox to work (can't find page? firewall problem??), so I'm using this slow-ass Internet Explorer. Counting the hours til I get to have my grandbaby back (precisely Monday morning at 10:00am - YAY!!) Whatcha all got planned for the weekend? Should be a right nice one, weather and all.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:32 am

Hi Poo:

do you do raised beds, or, in ground planting?

I use Firefox, and, have noted when that happens two things work, sometimes:
one is to restart the modem.......the other is to restart firefox.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:06 am

stumbles over stool.

Pees in the corner.........

Stumbles back to bed....!@%%^$$&& OUCH!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:31 am

**comes back into the Bar after catching up on 276 gmail emails, 12 days worth of eplaya pages, facebook messages, myspace messages... sees ygmir, goes over and gives him a hug, whispers in his ear** Just got back from reading the Bar from way back on May 22nd. I'm sorry I was so sensitive that day and that I stomped off, all pouty. I guess I was on a rollercoaster that week. I get like that once in awhile. Nothing personal, friend. I like you. I feel bad for snapping at you. Mozy reminded me that I need to take my meds everyday, not 3 days on and 2 days off. It really makes me wiggy. I don't even realize I'm on a rollercoaster sometimes. Forgive me? **bats eyelashes, smiles innocently** Meds + Baby Grandson 5 out of 7 days + good sleep + love and hugs from friends like Mozy and all + journaling out my anger + 12 days off the computer + making a new garden = Happy Monkeypoo. **pops morning meds, drinks red koolaid, eats some fresh fruit**

ygmir wrote:Hi Poo: do you do raised beds, or, in ground planting?
I use Firefox, and, have noted when that happens two things work, sometimes: one is to restart the modem.......the other is to restart firefox.

Do I do raised beds? **leans over, grins** Honey, I do raised beds, lowered beds, flat beds, flower beds....er, um...**giggles** Just kidding. I couldn't resist. You just said that funny and it made me giggle. hee hee. I'm growing in buckets/containers this year. I live in an apartment right now. Patio is small, so I'm doing it in containers. **giggles** I wish I had a yard big enough to do raised beds again. I like the way they look so uniform and perfect and geometric and organized. Did those before in Oregon and northern Calif. I don't like ground planting. I'm jinxed.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:49 am

MozyBonz wrote:Pees in the corner.........

Stumbles back to bed....!@%%^$$&& OUCH!

Ahem. Excuse me, Mr. Mozy? You think I stayed up purt-near all damn night dusting down all these liquor bottles, wiping up puke off the bar, making sure there's a never-ending supply of coffee for you fools, going outta my way to make waffles for you all, mopping these floors just so you can come in here, stumble, and PEE in the corner??!!

That's it!! I'm outta here!! You all can FO!! See if I ever set foot in here again!!

Haha, just kidding. I was acting out my lines for the play Gone With The Wind, playing at the Crescent Theatre next week.

Haha, just kidding. There's no play. I was play-acting. When I grow up I wanna be an actress like Merrill Streep or Bette Midler or Whoopi Goldberg.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:12 am

*walks over and gives Poo a big hug*

I hope you don't mind a hug...............

glad to see you back and happy.

Hahaha,
I guess I open the funny door, "do you do raised beds...."
hahaha

I could be Costello to your Abbott with that one...........

*grabs a drink, nods to Poo and Mozy, retires to ROS*

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:17 pm

* flings the bar doors open only to see a bunch of empty stools*

* pours a cold pepsi and waits to share about my last day skiing this season and how I got 35-40 days in and enjoyed working with local handicap learn to ski or go for ride's in sit ski's*

Yep a good season for sure....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:04 pm

**drags self over to barstool, looks it up and down, almost jumps up on one, but it looks like it's 17 feet freaking tall and will take way too much energy to climb up the rungs to the top**

Me and my fortune cookies are sitting right here on this box of liquor. Wow. Coconut rum, eh?

**eyesballs the Malibu, but opts for her first cookie and fortune**
**crunch crunch crunch**

Fortune: If you ar riding ahead of the herd, look back once in a while to make sure it's still there.

**looks back, sees no one, shrugs**

SHU CAI means Vegetable.
Lucky numbers: 6.52.14.7.22

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:49 am

*wanders through barn, looking for Mule.........*

Hmmm, there's a big mound in the hay......not sure........

*heads to bar via secret hayloft zip line*

*lands in bar "attic of pleasure".......slides down fire/erotic dancing pole*

Hmmm. looks like last night was quiet........

*makes fire, puts on cowboy coffee*

It's Monday, perhaps a tune?

*stroking Juke*

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:02 am

*flies in on horse, in valkyrie attire, sees pole, starts to dance*

hyotoho! hoyotoho!

dances a bit, sips coffee, plops down in ROS before yg does ... ha ha ha ha

good morning ... !

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:09 am

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*glances over at ROS*

A TRESPASSER!!!

*sprints towards ROS*

DOooooooGgggggggggggPILE!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:21 am

S'il vous plaÃ®t excuse que je l'odeur de sexe.
Mais ma vie est pleine de passion.

Pulls NEB over head~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:16 am

heheheeeee. MozY!

You know they prescribe...more of it, to take care of that issue!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
Hey ya'll
Yuri's night is THIS WEEKEND!!!!
Re?No! RE'compression party!

yay!
WEEEEEEE~! Just got Titwi's costume 98% done...may add el wire to it still?
Commander Titwi! hahahahaaa
Love it!Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit! Rub it Rub It! Love it!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:24 am

and here, I thought it was breakfast Mozy............

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:13 pm

ygmir wrote:and here, I thought it was breakfast Mozy............

Clearly you are having sex with the wrong person if you smell like that after....yuck

This is more like the sweet fragrance I'm smelling.....

The Bar

I got it up!!!! I got it up!!!!