Stop posting so much

Post by **Sham** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:21 pm

Bounce530 wrote:I feel sorry for all of you still posting, I started thinking about it, and how horrible it would be to be tipped over in a porto on the playa, so I don't post here anymore.

If you must be tipped over in a porta-potty, Sunday morning is the BEST time to have that happen for the full effect. Saturday night is a rather brutal night for the little blue huts!

Post by **Sham** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:24 pm

Yippppieee! I made the first post on page 47! I must be living right.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:12 pm

Bounce530 wrote:See how easy it is to not post, I don't have to post and can quit anytime.

so, really, you could quit posting every day........

brilliant...........

*spelling edit*

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:08 pm

I like the beef.

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:09 pm

Where's the beef?

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:07 pm

Heres the beef pre-ground
[youtube]
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NOW STOP - I AM HAVING A CEASE AND DESIST ORDER DRAWN UP TO COMPEL YOU ALL TO STAY OFF MY THREAD!!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:15 pm

off your thread, or tracks, the video seems to speak for you?

and, not being a cow, I'm hoping not to get on your tracks...........
although, the nice thing about trains, is, they are easy to track............
unless, you're a cow, going north, tracking a southbound train.......
then, your threads get all mangled............

are saying then, that I can't ride the train, or, just can't use the tracks it's on?

Jeeze, be clear, will yuh?

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:57 pm

mdmf007 wrote:Heres the beef pre-ground

I'm guessing the cow just found out that her bull was messing around with some young calf and just gave up on life.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:46 pm

oh and since we were talking about porto-tipping...

[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE]

soldiers can be so silly at times

(hey look, kinda looks like the playa)

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:12 am

djnormanj wrote:oh and since we were talking about porto-tipping...

[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE]

soldiers can be so silly at times

(hey look, kinda looks like the playa)

I remember when this happened (wasn't personally there, but in the country) ... marines... heh

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:55 am

I will allow that post, as it humors me. I am too impulsive to pull pranks like that on, I would have jerked that Beretta and had to shoot something had i been in the pooper.

Do not confuse my acceptance of that single post as an endorsement to post on this thread.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:07 am

*noting sound of barn door hinges, watching horse run away..........*

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:28 am

mdmf007 wrote:I will allow that post, as it humors me. I am too impulsive to pull pranks like that on, I would have jerked that Beretta and had to shoot something had i been in the pooper.

Do not confuse my acceptance of that single post as an endorsement to post on this thread.

*note to self, do not post on this... Mmm cheese whiz is good, especially on crackers with bacon!*

*what was I just thinking about?*

*Damn A.D.D.*

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:13 pm

penguin wrote:

After that post I think it's too late to bail!

Maybe the boats name explained what happened.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:14 pm

Oh wait, I forgot we arent supposed to post here anymore.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:43 pm

I rmember the Stop Posting So Much thread in the good old days. Before there were so many rules and we had to have blm rangers in it all the time. When it had a drive-by shooting range.

*sigh*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:05 pm

I think JK still practices "drive by shooting"............

or, is that "post by shooting"?

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:22 pm

You antagonists are in luck - I have to haul my ass to Sakhalin for 6 weeks. It takes me 48 hours to get there. During that time there is a bot in place that will infect your HD if you post to this thread!!!!

But, once there I have a smoking fast connection so I can hunt all the posters on this thread down and add them to my list.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:10 pm

mdmf007 wrote:You antagonists are in luck - I have to haul my ass to Sakhalin for 6 weeks. It takes me 48 hours to get there. During that time there is a bot in place that will infect your HD if you post to this thread!!!!

But, once there I have a smoking fast connection so I can hunt all the posters on this thread down and add them to my list.

Six glorious weeks of posting while MDMF is exiled in Sakhalin (where ever the fuck that is). I am so happy that I feel like break dancing.

Who do I have to call to get his sabatical extended indefinately?

Ok posters, post like you've never posted before!!

Ready, set, post!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:46 pm

*horns play intro and, at 29 seconds.........*

[youtube][/youtube]

posty post, posty post, posty post post post............
posty post, posty post, posty post post post............
posty post, posty post, posty post post post............
postyyyyy posssssssttttttttt

posty post post post..........

(ad infinitum)

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:46 pm

oh, ok, i guess i'll post then.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:33 am

I guess I'll post too. I'm up and have nothing better to do.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:30 am

mdmf007 wrote:You antagonists are in luck - I have to haul my ass to Sakhalin for 6 weeks. It takes me 48 hours to get there. During that time there is a bot in place that will infect your HD if you post to this thread!!!!

But, once there I have a smoking fast connection so I can hunt all the posters on this thread down and add them to my list.

Everyone, I have located the bot and disabled it. Your hard drives are safe, so feel free to post away! (at least for another 36 hours when 007 gets back) For those of you who didn't wait and posted before the bot was disabled, I have reprogrammed it to clean your hard drives of the infection.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:07 am

djnormanj wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:You antagonists are in luck - I have to haul my ass to Sakhalin for 6 weeks. It takes me 48 hours to get there. During that time there is a bot in place that will infect your HD if you post to this thread!!!!

But, once there I have a smoking fast connection so I can hunt all the posters on this thread down and add them to my list.
Everyone, I have located the bot and disabled it. Your hard drives are safe, so feel free to post away! (at least for another 36 hours when 007 gets back) For those of you who didn't wait and posted before the bot was disabled, I have reprogrammed it to clean your hard drives of the infection.

you are my electronic penicillin.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:22 am

thanks, dj ... i think something was searching my harddrive for a porta-potty last night, and it has now stopped.

my hard drive prefers a more opulent waste receptacle, of course.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:44 pm

No problem friends, glad I could be of service.

Oh, and no need for the the screen name formalities, you can all call me Norman or just simply, Norm.

Ah, what the hell! You can call me whatever (and whenever

) you want, just don't call me late for bacon!

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:48 pm

Seriously everyone, don't you think we should do 007 the favor of keeping his post on top of the forums while he's away? After all, he left it for us to watch while he was away, and he would do the same for us. I'm just saying, it's common courtesy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:10 pm

mdmf007 wrote:... add them to my list.

Got them on my list, I'm sure they won't be missed.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:... add them to my list.
Got them on my list, I'm sure they won't be missed.

Ahh! A double agent eh? I knew something smelled Fishy...

Post by **Elderberry** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:35 pm

Damn, site was down...I'll bet MDMF007 planned all this just to keep people from posting.

Well, his plot was foiled and the site's back up now.

JK