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princesspisces · Post by **princesspisces** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:22 pm

I am 27 and '08 was my first burn & I will be back in '09

ourania · Post by **ourania** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:06 pm

I'll be going to BM for the first time this year bringing my virgin husband (doing it through a hole in the sheets doesn't count, does it? LOL) and possibly two veteran friends. I'm 38 and having WAAAAY more fun than I ever did in my twenties.

pandasex · Post by **pandasex** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:41 pm

i thought while filling out a census form at center camp there was a section that asked how many burns this was for the person filling it out..??

i might have been hallucinating it though?? not sure

25 F
2009
will be second burn

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:09 am

I am 22. This will be my first burn...but I know it wont be my last. As for all you olders dating youngers....hot. I love to date older men, usually twice my age. Maybe I'll see you on the playa

bx1 · Post by **bx1** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:39 am

99 was my first burn, but I skipped quite a few before coming back in 05 with our theme camp "The BUSH" ... Anyone got a pretzel?

oh yeah we're playing that age/sex game... 28/m

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:10 am

I am 22. This will be my first burn...but I know it wont be my last. As for all you olders dating youngers....hot. I love to date older men, usually twice my age. Maybe I'll see you on the playa

wow.

how many PM's did you get after that comment?

An excellent lure for all the would be sharks....Happy hunting.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:27 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:
I am 22. This will be my first burn...but I know it wont be my last. As for all you olders dating youngers....hot. I love to date older men, usually twice my age. Maybe I'll see you on the playa

wow.

how many PM's did you get after that comment?

An excellent lure for all the would be sharks....Happy hunting.

This person is actually 400 pounds, 54 years old, and extremely hairy.
Of unclear gender.

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:32 am

Indeed...I am a huge, hairy, senior citizen, male looking to hook up with middle aged men. YUM! Guess you'll have to wait and see me on the playa. Hehehe!

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:36 am

Uh huh. Just you and the 50,000 other people.

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:46 am

Please view my pic....as proof of my 22 year old femal status. Thanks

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:52 am

nice pic, although small, with no proof of your relative size, gender, or,hair coverage.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:53 am

I like yours ygmir.
The likeness is stunning.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:55 am

"thank you, thank you very much"

*in Elvis voice*

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:56 am

And my pic of the moment
does in fact verify that I am
indeed
a chair.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:01 am

65 and virgin. Doesn't explain my two kids and four grandkids. Must have been something I did in the 60's that I don't remember.

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:39 pm

In 2007 I organized a Theme Camp which was centered around eight or ten virgins that I personally recruited. It was a fabulous success, but most of them have not returned. NONE were sorry they went, but they felt that once was just right.

The main negative was the overly loud and monotonous music from all quarters. Sad, because those folks were all super contributors with interactive art, and gifting of their time and skills -- people who really "belong" at BM. (Which is why I went out of my way to recruit them.)

I feel the same way about electronic thumping (and heaven forbid, rap) myself, but I guess I'm more stubborn.

Seemed to me, 2008 had less of the deafening thumping and more variety in music. Which I liked.

To my mind, what BM "needs" the most, is strolling minstrels. Too bad I couldn't carry a tune if you lent me a bucket. I have high hopes for VeganChoirGirl.

Methinks we have a lot of old fogies on this thread simply because we older folks have learned to take an interest in long term trends, so we click on "return ratio". Being older, we dance a bit less, and think a bit more. No biggie, but threads like this one seem more interesting to old-timers than a thread where, say, a DJ is looking for venues to spin his platters.

One of the great things about BM is that people of all ages and backgrounds play together, and it happens perfectly naturally. For example, if I bump into an 18 year old with dreadlocks in the grocery store, odds are we will not have anything to talk about. But on the Playa, we have this entire BM culture in common and we are instantly pals with lots to share.

All right...
57, single straight male, first burn was 2006 -- don't expect I'll miss one until I die.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:22 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:And my pic of the moment
does in fact verify that I am
indeed
a chair.

I wonder if you're related to the ROS, in the bar?........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:12 pm

All right...
57, single straight male, first burn was 2006

there you go VGC, elliot is nearly THREE times your age.

Does that make it EXTRA hot?

Meme · Post by **Meme** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:32 pm

I'm a hundered and sixty three and I've been going to burning man ever since it was just a smoldering sperm and I'll keep on going as long as they let me walk around nekid and with my cocknballs wrapped up in el-wire snorting shitty cocaine out of my wifes saggy tits,you kids these days with your rap music,aw fiddlesticks!you snotty nosed pricks.quit cutting through my campsite!you wouldn't know what evolution was if it were painted on your face in peanut brittle!,dang-blasted tomfoolery!I was there,I saw it happen,when I was just a young buck floating around in the primordial stew with my little flagellum wagging around without a care in the world.those were the good old days.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:55 pm

Elliot wrote:

All right...
57, single straight male, first burn was 2006 -- don't expect I'll miss one until I die.

And if I were single, I'd snap you up in a New York minute (it's that creative, talented mechanical thing - but then I like men that use motor oil as aftershave)!!

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:10 pm

mojo wrote: ...men that use motor oil as aftershave)!!

Warning, thread drift in progress. Warning, thread drift in progress. [voice of Mrs. Roddenberry]

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:27 pm

[quote="Elliot"]
Seemed to me, 2008 had less of the deafening thumping and more variety in music. Which I liked.
[/quote]

I DEFINITELY noticed that as well. It was nice to have an occasional respite from the oontz oontz.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:42 pm

on the MV in our camp, we only played rock and roll......Stones, LZ,Doors,
OZZY........IIRC,that is.....there were times I wasn't there, or, at least not in total control of my faculties........

PavementBlues · Post by **PavementBlues** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:31 pm

Were you on the Esplanade? Around 6:00ish?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:08 pm

"It's only Rock-N-Roll, but I LIKE it!"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:50 pm

ygmir wrote:on the MV in our camp, we only played rock and roll......Stones, LZ,Doors,

well, at least the Stones are real music. Some of the time.

Daddy-O · Post by **Daddy-O** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:59 pm

Hey VCG, Iâ€™m looking for my next ex. I'm 51, currently single and straight

Napalm Demon · Post by **Napalm Demon** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:48 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote: As for all you olders dating youngers....hot. I love to date older men, usually twice my age. Maybe I'll see you on the playa

Just so it isn't lopsided - I love to date older women, but normally only 1.5 times my age. Twice my age if they have a weak ticker and a BMW.

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:02 am

Oh Daddy-O...that was highly classy. Though I am open to all people and all ages...I don't really enjoy being solicited on eplaya. How about I'll forget that ever happened, and we can start over. :D

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:57 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:on the MV in our camp, we only played rock and roll......Stones, LZ,Doors,
well, at least the Stones are real music. Some of the time.

Hey Hey Hey! You know your not to old for a spanking Missy

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Half your age, eh?

HAHAHAHA!

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