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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:00 am

**blushes**

I love you too.

Want some more pancakes? LOVED the ballerina dancing, ygmir. I took ballet when I was in grade school a bazillion years ago. Nutcracker is my absolute favorite at Christmas/Yule time. I wonder if baby RJ will like the ballet. He likes the classical music that plays when he's in his swing. :)

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:02 am

not that you wouldn't be a striking figure in a tutu............

(example only below, for illustrative purposes)


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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:12 am

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:14 am

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CLICK~


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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:16 am

**drops plate of pancakes on floor, breaks plate**

Ah hell...now I really am in love! C'mere, Mr. Tattoo Ballerina Man! I'll bet he has a Harley too.

**heart pounds and a-flitters**

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:29 am

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Takes hand starts to dance~

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:29 am

Monkeypoo wrote:**blushes**

I love you too.

Want some more pancakes? LOVED the ballerina dancing, ygmir. I took ballet when I was in grade school a bazillion years ago. Nutcracker is my absolute favorite at Christmas/Yule time. I wonder if baby RJ will like the ballet. He likes the classical music that plays when he's in his swing. :)
glad you enjoyed the dancing.............

*appreciating Poo's breakfast dance as well*
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Post by djnormanj » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:40 am

pinemom wrote:Serve it up djnormanj...I'll have something Purple with bubbles please?
Bartender I'll have a purple haze for my pal pinimom over here.

Bartender? Bartender! Well, guess I'll help myself...

Hmmm, hmm, hmm, doo dee doo...

1 oz. 151 Rum
2 oz. Light Rum
2 1/2 oz. Grape Juice
1/2 oz. Sweet n' Sour Mix
1/2 oz. Sprite

*clinkity clink, pour, stir*

Here ya go buddy, purple with bubbles!
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Post by djnormanj » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:54 am

Monkeypoo wrote:**sits at corner of bar, waves and smiles to all** Hey y'all! Yay! I'd like a small frosty glass of Malibu Rum over the rocks, please, with 3 marachino cherries. Thanks! Sweeeeeet! Love that coconut rum, I tell ya'...
Hey monkeypoo, no need to hang at the corner, come on over and join the center crowd!

*takes frozen glass outta outta freezer, adds ice, pours a double of the Malibu, and drops in three maraschino cherries*

Enjoy!

*thinks to self... "monkeys always love that coconut"*
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:04 am

*comes out of bar kitchen with grandbaby on hip, places more banana pancakes down in front of folks*
djnormanj wrote:
pinemom wrote:Serve it up djnormanj...I'll have something Purple with bubbles please?
Bartender I'll have a purple haze for my pal pinimom over here.
*baby RJ touches jukebox*

[youtube][/youtube]

:shock:

Well, that was a rendition I never saw before.

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Post by djnormanj » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:48 am

mildly disturbing...
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:26 pm

djnormanj wrote: Hey monkeypoo, no need to hang at the corner, come on over and join the center crowd!

*takes frozen glass outta outta freezer, adds ice, pours a double of the Malibu, and drops in three maraschino cherries*

Enjoy!

*thinks to self... "monkeys always love that coconut"*
What a great way to start the noon hour! You rock, djnormanj!! Yeah, we monkeys love coconuts AND maraschino cherries!!

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:51 pm

Mixes gun power, cask strength whisky, and playa dust in a large bowl.

Broadcasts the mixture into a large cloud covering over the jukebox.
Lights a cigar and pitches the wooden match into the volatile concoction
A ball of fire lights the jukebox with the next song~~~


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Walks out the back door~~

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:11 pm

*comes out of bar kitchen, eyes all weepy from cutting up 4 cups of vedallia onions, listens to Mozy's music selection, dances a bit, goes back into kitchen, adds 4 cups of shredded swiss cheese and 3 cups mayo to onions, mixes well, throws it all into a large baking dish, bakes for 30 minutes*

I hate cutting up onions. :cry:

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:03 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:*comes out of bar kitchen, eyes all weepy from cutting up 4 cups of vedallia onions, listens to Mozy's music selection, dances a bit, goes back into kitchen, adds 4 cups of shredded swiss cheese and 3 cups mayo to onions, mixes well, throws it all into a large baking dish, bakes for 30 minutes*

I hate cutting up onions. :cry:
well,
how do you think the onions feel?........giggle........

or,
are you paraphrasing Jeffrey Dahmer?...............

I know, I know.................

sicko...........
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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:50 am

*wakes up in a corner under the NEB thinking she had slept all night long, only to see the clock says midnight*

Wow. That was a good hard sleep, but my internal clock is whacked. I feel like an Avett Brothers song. I miss those boys from Concord, NC. I like their words and stories.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:03 am

:shock: 4:01am. :shock: Baby RJ thinks it's 4:01pm. :shock: I love being a grannypoo, but it
makes for some crazy hours. :shock: Good thing I'm a night owl monkey. :shock:

*places stuffed gorilla, orangutan and Curious George on blanket next to RJ,
heads into kitchen to make a bottle and the first of a looooong line of coffee pots
and some breakfast, passes jukebox, gives it a nudge*


[youtube][/youtube]

*dances with RJ a bit, gives him a bottle, rocks him, listens as he coos,
watches as he closes his eyes, touches the jukebox lightly*


[youtube][/youtube]

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:34 am

*clanging noises come from bar kitchen, jukebox kicks on*

Alison Krauss is a Bluegrass Goddess... *sigh*


Um, it's CAROLINA...
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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:42 am

*BREAKFAST IS READY ~ and today it will be served by Burning Man's Brigade of Bodacious Ballerina Babes*


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*on the menu today we have Apple Bacon Pie and Bacon Cupcakes*

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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:04 am

*wanders in to bar*

Wow, Poo, how nice...............thanks............
and those servers..........yikes...........

How's things today?

I'd a been here earlier, but, have a 'wonderful customer' that I had to respond to via email and make art revisions...........

you know the kind:

wonderful, nice person, wants/needs a discount, very emotional, and then, makes change after change just when you think it's right and about ready to carve and finish...........it ends up taking 5 times more work than a normal job because of these changes.......and, you make no money in the end anyway...........


ok, off my "crabbing pedestal"...........

I need a drink..
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Post by littleflower » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:27 am

morning poo, morning yg ...

baby RJ is so cute!!!! i love having a baby in the bar!

*grabs a bacon cupcake and coffee, plops in ROS*

this thing is lumpy ...

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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:30 am

*in a muffled voice from ROS*

it's not lumpy, it just happens I was here first...........

but yes, I am glad to see you.........
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Post by littleflower » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:35 am

hmmmm .... yes, you are, aren't you ....

*closes screen*

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Post by ygmir » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:42 am

*reaches down for super secret remote Juke "Barry White" switch*

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Post by Da Mule » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:37 am

Monkeypoo is back!!! YAY!

I like Monkeypoo. I think I met her years ago at a dead show. I never made it out of the parking lot, but wow there was some cool chick dancing around.

Nice reclining picture there...very sexy.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:25 am

Hey everybody! Good morning! Been up since midnight. Being a Grannypoo can be exhausting. Babies have their own schedule, but I am loving every minute of baby RJ. I'm having a lot of fun with him. My mother who lives in NC called my daughter and asked if I had gotten a job out here yet and Sammi replied, "Yeah, she's a fulltime granny tending to the baby - that's her job." :P Speaking of the little booger... RJ's up again! He always wakes up with a smile, especially when he sees his gramma! This week his feet finally found his mouth and he is digging on sucking his toes. It's hilarious.

BRB

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:52 am

*climbs on top of bar, hammer in hand, nail held in teeth, shimmies over to the wall where all
the art work is, hammers nail in wall, hangs painting, stands back to see if it's straight, falls off
the edge of bar on to floor on her ass*


:shock: I meant to do that. :shock:

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This is baby RJ's first masterpiece. We call it "Happy Dancing Feet in Acrylics" It measures
18" x 18", the gold-foil heart came from a candy box lid of truffles I got for valentine's day. He's
learning early on about recycle-reduce-reuse! I'll make a burner baby out of him yet! It was going
to be his first fingerpainting, but I figured that would be a dangerous task, seeing as how everything
he gets into his hands goes into his mouth, so we plopped some paint down on the heart and he went
at it with his feet (while I held him, of course). He loved it! He saw all those vibrant colors and started
dancing, stomping, slippin' and a-slidin', squealing in baby jibberish. Occasionnally he'd stop, lift his foot,
wiggle his toes and look at the colorful paint, squeal again in delight some more, and continue on with
stomping and dancing again. Hi mama Sammi loved it when she saw it on the wall.

I told her next week he's making her a butt print. :P

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Post by Da Mule » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:24 am

Monkeypoo wrote: I told her next week he's making her a butt print. :P
Reduce, reuse, recycle: No need for paint!

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:33 pm

Da Mule wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote: I told her next week he's making her a butt print. :P
Reduce, reuse, recycle: No need for paint!
So are you suggesting we make a butt print painting with poo diapers for his mama ? :shock:

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Post by Artemis » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:48 pm

Right...I suppose he already does that every day. :o

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