The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:04 pm

de passion~

I mean... look at them out there. *31 guest*
afraid to come in here.... even though many have posted in this very bar.

It's just sad really...

Drink my dear monkey poo?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:28 pm

Sure. Thank you. *hug* I'm drinking red Kool-Aid tonight. Craving sugar and ice tonight. Weird.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:39 am

*slirps down kool-aid* Deadsville, so I'm hitting the hay. Got a big day tomorrow. Kinda sore from riding my bicycle anyway. Trying to get in shape for the playa. I never realized how out of shape I was. *touches jukebox on the way out the door* Let your love shine shine shine, freaks!!!

[youtube][/youtube]
[youtube][/youtube][youtube][/youtube]
[youtube][/youtube]

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:00 pm

Ahhhh!! It's Easter Bunny Day tomorrow! Time to dye some eggs tonight!!

*goes to the chicken coop out back of the bar to gather some fresh eggs*

Umm, I'll come back later... Meanwhile, I'll just do a litttle easter bunny decorating and get this place a little festive so the easter bunny will bring us lots of treats.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:06 pm

I'm on my way.....get your basket ready~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:08 pm

Maybe we should invite some pole dancing bunnies in here. Then it might bring back some burner folk into this dead zone again.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:51 am

Goes to the corner and pulls out the med kit.
Starts to treat the rug burns on his knees.

Ouch! I hate rug burns Ouch!!

[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:08 am

[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:34 am

[youtube][/youtube]

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:21 pm

Happy Easter everyone!

Did I miss the Easter egg hunt?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:28 pm

djnormanj wrote:Happy Easter everyone!

Did I miss the Easter egg hunt?

Yep...

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:22 pm

So quiet.... I can hear an egg drop! Howdy y'all!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:17 am

MozyBonz wrote:I'm on my way.....get your basket ready~

That is such a loaded sentence. How was your Easter, Mozy?

(edited because I used a pissy ass period after Easter instead of a goddamn fucking comma
and y'all know how fucking ANAL I am about my godamn fucking spelling!!!)
It's not a bad thing to be anal, though.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:18 am

Get any eggs in your basket?
See any playa bunnies?
Do tell....

edited because I've had too goddamn too much coconut rum and I can't spell a shit.

Yeeeehaw!!! Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:01 am

Good Monday morning!!!!

the only reason i say that is that today is suppose to be really nice outside...and the rest of the week looks like SHIT!

So I will take my Monday and have some fun outside doing outside stuff.

Then the rest of week I can do mundane indoor projects.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:48 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Get any eggs in your basket?
See any playa bunnies?
Do tell....

edited because I've had too goddamn too much coconut rum and I can't spell a shit.

Yeeeehaw!!! Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!!!!

yes I saw a very sexy bunny this year.

And she gave me a pink pair with cherries and wings painted on them.

I feel very loved this Easter.

Someone tried to break into the truck. $1500 damage to the door and no truck for the week.

but I have never been happier...must of been the bunny.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:13 am

Had a whole house full of bunny tails & ears yesterday. BUT They were all kin..

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:02 am

[youtube][/youtube]

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:21 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Someone tried to break into the truck. $1500 damage to the door and no truck for the week.

Fuck Mozy, time to chain a pitbull to the truck...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:08 am

*wanders through barn.........noting Mule hasn't been around much*

*enters bar via secret hay loft zip wire*

*slides down fire pole*

Wow, the place looks pretty unused.......where is everyone?
I leave for a road trip, and, no one builds the fire?......

*stokes fire, makes coffee in cowboy coffee pot*.........

Well, I guess I can spread some dust, wipe the bar...........

a tune perhaps?

*rubs Juke*
[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:47 am

Rubs the Banjo Box~

[youtube][/youtube]

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:41 am

*shuffles into the bar, mumbling*

It must have been the cheez doodles...I shouldn't have eaten so many. Now the blue person is mad at me.

*plops down in the corner*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:13 am

Sets out Lorgasm's paddle.

you just never know....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:53 am

MozyBonz wrote:

Sets out Lorgasm's paddle.

you just never know....

Now your talking wood!!!!!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:28 pm

*jumps up*

Is Lorgasm coming to visit??

Oh my, look at that! Is that cuz I got out of the corner?

*runs back into corner*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:22 am

(((((((LORGASM)))))))))

Where are you darling????????????????

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:39 am

Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:06 am

[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:02 am

[youtube][/youtube]

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:54 pm

*runs into Bar, hears a rumor that I made a faux pas by wearing someone else's avatar (but didn't know it cuz I got it from tinypic) strips off easter potato head costume, slips back into monkey mode*

Sorry. Whoever that avatar belonged to, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I was just being zombie jesus easter monkey. Here - wanna spank me? I deserve it. I will take my punishment. Man. Won't do that again. Or maybe I will! Maybe all this week I'll just be a bratty monkey, and take over people's avatars for a day and confuse everyone. Ha! Maybe. I dunno. Good idea though. Heh.