Black Rock Desert Undergoes Bizarre Transformation!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:07 pm

A Playa buddy just returned from camping out on the playa. He stated that the strange formations were forming on the playa with colored gases rising up from the ground as bright colored asteroids rained down from the sky.

Look here's proof in a real photograph taken just before aliens started rubbing his strangely enlarged....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:35 pm

I loved "Robinson Crusoe on Mars"...........

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:55 pm

at least the image is of Mars and not Uranus

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:39 pm

yeah, but, it coulda been one of the mounds, of Venus........

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:28 pm

Aww, JPL artist conception of a planet in a "Goldilocks" orbit around a type M star. Notice how big the star is in the sky, and all of the solar flares on the surface of the star. That planet surface is supposed to be something very close to petroleum, with a lot of sugar. The first ET that tries to spin some poi there is in for a big problem. Marshmallow napalm. It smells like...victory.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:00 am

EspressoDude wrote:at least the image is of Mars and not Uranus

Several Astronauts have vanished attempting to land on Uranus .

...last transmissions were something about a black hole.

lordgrizz · Post by **lordgrizz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:55 am

It never ceases to amaze me how people can take some thing as magnificent as Uranus and turn it into potty humor.
How old are we anyway?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:59 am

hey,
I went to "Mons Venus" as an attempt to change from potty humor to sexual innuendo........

does that count?

lordgrizz · Post by **lordgrizz** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:23 am

ygmir wrote:hey,
I went to "Mons Venus" as an attempt to change from potty humor to sexual innuendo........

does that count?

It does indeed

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:23 am

lordgrizz wrote:It never ceases to amaze me how people can take some thing as magnificent as Uranus and turn it into potty humor.
How old are we anyway?

My my my, sure sounds like somebodies Uranus has a bunch of nasty Klingon's stuck in orbit

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:42 am

The beautiful Fly geysers too have changed

Now molted lava flows from their cones.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:22 am

volcanic pyroclastic mud flows at the entrance overwhelm Burners driving onto the playa:

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:15 pm

A few of these were found hatching in the flooded playa.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:49 pm

Other changes this year:

Leave No Trace Cleanup will be completely done by recently
migrating Mexican Swine Flu Spiders.

Warning: DO NOT even think about MOOPing this year.
This guy threw down an empty Marlboro box on the playa
and was severely bitten...

This is serious shit. Just Say NO to MOOP!

This Public Service Announcement brought to you by the letters
L, N & T and the number 69. Thank you for your support!

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:05 pm

Camel spiders only bite when you give them Marlboros instead of Camels

that's why they call them Camel Spider otherwise you would see them wearing cowboy hats and riding horses into the sunset if they were Marlboro Spiders.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:15 pm

I love your fucking logic AIIZ.

Maybe the Camel Spider bit the MOOPing Marlboro Box Man because he didn't have any Camels and the Spider was just, like, maybe really fucking pissed and bit him anyway? Just to be mean.

Something to think about...

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:28 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:I love your fucking logic AIIZ.

What Logic?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:28 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Camel spiders only bite when you give them Marlboros instead of Camels

that's why they call them Camel Spider otherwise you would see them wearing cowboy hats and riding horses into the sunset if they were Marlboro Spiders.

Marlboros don't have toes........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:35 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:What Logic?

Precisely!!!

The logical mental image I got when you put cowboy hats, horses, sunsets, and Marlboro Spiders all into one sentence.

*rethinks the illogical statement she just stated, which wasn't very logical at all, probably because there are empty ice cubes in her glass again*

No one in my life ever said I was very logical, now that I think about it.

I'm just saying that in a wierd way I think I sometimes understand you, but not really, but do sometimes, but maybe don't or can't ???, or maybe I just need another raspberry rum on the rocks.

My art teachers told me that as an artist I could never ever be logical... Whatever.

*heads to The Bar to listen to music and dance*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:39 pm

ygmir wrote:Marlboros don't have toes........

PS: I think spiders, snakes, lizards, camels and Marlboro Men Cowboys are cool and cute. Camel toes are not cute.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:43 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote:Marlboros don't have toes........
PS: I think spiders, snakes, lizards, camels and Marlboro Men Cowboys are cool and cute. Camel toes are not cute.

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