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- EspressoDude
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Fucking govt. trying to keep folks from pooping in a stream and making pollution. Here's a story, the state agency has been looking and fining others while looking for the source. Come to find out they are the ones doing it!!!!
http://www.ecy.wa.gov/news/2009news/2009-080.html
Department of Ecology News Release - April 9, 2009
09-080
Ecology removes staff from Vancouver field office while the building owner corrects pollution problem
OLYMPIA – The Washington Department of Ecology (Ecology) has removed its Vancouver staff of 14 employees from the local field office that it shares with the state fish and wildlife agency until the owner of the leased building completes a connection to the city sewer system.
Ecology Director Jay Manning thanked the city of Vancouver for the city’s field work, which revealed for the first time that the building Ecology leases space in at 2108 SE Grand Boulevard is connected to a stormwater line rather than the sanitary sewer system.
“We were taken aback to learn Wednesday afternoon that our building wasn’t connected to the sewer system and therefore adds to fecal coliform problems in Burnt Bridge Creek,â€
http://www.ecy.wa.gov/news/2009news/2009-080.html
Department of Ecology News Release - April 9, 2009
09-080
Ecology removes staff from Vancouver field office while the building owner corrects pollution problem
OLYMPIA – The Washington Department of Ecology (Ecology) has removed its Vancouver staff of 14 employees from the local field office that it shares with the state fish and wildlife agency until the owner of the leased building completes a connection to the city sewer system.
Ecology Director Jay Manning thanked the city of Vancouver for the city’s field work, which revealed for the first time that the building Ecology leases space in at 2108 SE Grand Boulevard is connected to a stormwater line rather than the sanitary sewer system.
“We were taken aback to learn Wednesday afternoon that our building wasn’t connected to the sewer system and therefore adds to fecal coliform problems in Burnt Bridge Creek,â€
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- oneeyeddick
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FUCK !!!
I hate doing my fucking taxes, especially when I gotta pay THEM this year.
Bye bye, $533.
at least my girlfriend is getting a fucking refund to offset this.
I wish I had kept all of my fucking reciepts while I was moving to Reno, I could have had a fucking "write off"
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I hate doing my fucking taxes, especially when I gotta pay THEM this year.
Bye bye, $533.
at least my girlfriend is getting a fucking refund to offset this.
I wish I had kept all of my fucking reciepts while I was moving to Reno, I could have had a fucking "write off"
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- Elderberry
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Good suggestion.betrdanevr wrote:Hell, and fuck! I'd file for an extension and then try to get copies of the receipts later. It would be worth it, I think. If you paid by check or credit card, you have some kind of proof, anyway. Good fucking luck.
Or, you could claim it anyway. Chances are you won't get called on it and if you are one of those lucky 1 or 2% that get called in for an audit, the most it will cost you is the additional tax and a small penalty.
JK
OH and FUCK!
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- theCryptofishist
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No, No, No! File what you got and then file an amended return. If you ask for an extension, you've got to pay, otherwise you're delinquit on your taxes. Better to overpay and get it back than underpay and have to deal with penalties and interest.betrdanevr wrote:Hell, and fuck! I'd file for an extension and then try to get copies of the receipts later. It would be worth it, I think. If you paid by check or credit card, you have some kind of proof, anyway. Good fucking luck.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Elderberry
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Also good advice, but you forgot your FUCK!theCryptofishist wrote:No, No, No! File what you got and then file an amended return. If you ask for an extension, you've got to pay, otherwise you're delinquit on your taxes. Better to overpay and get it back than underpay and have to deal with penalties and interest.betrdanevr wrote:Hell, and fuck! I'd file for an extension and then try to get copies of the receipts later. It would be worth it, I think. If you paid by check or credit card, you have some kind of proof, anyway. Good fucking luck.
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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2% total may be audited, but certain expenses raise flags ... schedule C's and home business expenses have a much higher audit rate. but if they're legit expenses and you just don't have the receipts you might be OK, especially if you claimed them last year.Or, you could claim it anyway. Chances are you won't get called on it and if you are one of those lucky 1 or 2% that get called in for an audit, the most it will cost you is the additional tax and a small penalty.
oh, and fuck.
- Elderberry
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LOL. Never thought about it...I doubt I would know how to find my original post! FUCKoneeyeddick wrote:Just out of curiosity Jkisha, did you go back to your original post and fucking welcome yourself to Eplaya yet ?
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- Elderberry
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I've been audited at least three times--maybe four, don't quite remember. One or two were in the days when you could just bring all your receipts with you in a big box and give them to the agent--they never found any discrepancies because they never wanted to take the time to sort through all the paperwork. And on the others, I always managed to produce additional expenses that I could have deducted but for whatever reason didn't--and in one case I got money back and in another they just decided to call it a wash.littleflower wrote:2% total may be audited, but certain expenses raise flags ... schedule C's and home business expenses have a much higher audit rate. but if they're legit expenses and you just don't have the receipts you might be OK, especially if you claimed them last year.Or, you could claim it anyway. Chances are you won't get called on it and if you are one of those lucky 1 or 2% that get called in for an audit, the most it will cost you is the additional tax and a small penalty.
oh, and fuck.
JK
FUCK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- oneeyeddick
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Aw Fuck ((((((Artemis))))))))
I cried reading your post about mom's letters....so valuable!!!
Oh...and when it comes to the IRS...Nothing you do or can do makes sense to them as they really dont have any rules or anyone that will cop to making a mistake.
my history.
1998-2006
They denied that i had children
they denied the factual proof they asked for that I sent...for 7 yrs!!!
(the whole time I was fighting to get it back)
3 tax payer advocates 2 advocate supervisors
the Head of the entire advocate dept.
I ended up only getting 2006 to present back...they said that the original years were already to far back to get.
Fuckers!!!!!!
1998...they denied the kids....ended up reversing my credits...and then every year after that...they were taking my taxes to pay back lack of kid credits I was taking every year...forward~~~><~~~~ and backwards.
They basically stole around 35,000.00 from at the time a single non-child supported mom with 2 kids....
FUCK Uncle Sam the horse he rode in on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cried reading your post about mom's letters....so valuable!!!
Oh...and when it comes to the IRS...Nothing you do or can do makes sense to them as they really dont have any rules or anyone that will cop to making a mistake.
my history.
1998-2006
They denied that i had children
they denied the factual proof they asked for that I sent...for 7 yrs!!!
(the whole time I was fighting to get it back)
3 tax payer advocates 2 advocate supervisors
the Head of the entire advocate dept.
I ended up only getting 2006 to present back...they said that the original years were already to far back to get.
Fuckers!!!!!!
1998...they denied the kids....ended up reversing my credits...and then every year after that...they were taking my taxes to pay back lack of kid credits I was taking every year...forward~~~><~~~~ and backwards.
They basically stole around 35,000.00 from at the time a single non-child supported mom with 2 kids....
FUCK Uncle Sam the horse he rode in on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
- betrdanevr
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That happened to my brother-in-law. I take it they've changed that, John??jkisha wrote:
I've been audited at least three times--maybe four, don't quite remember. One or two were in the days when you could just bring all your receipts with you in a big box and give them to the agent--they never found any discrepancies because they never wanted to take the time to sort through all the paperwork. And on the others, I always managed to produce additional expenses that I could have deducted but for whatever reason didn't--and in one case I got money back and in another they just decided to call it a wash.
JK
FUCK
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Oh yes! If your supporting documents are not organized and easy for you to find, you might as well not have them. Fortunately, I have not been bothered by the IRS in several years. (knock on wood.) Which also means I'm don't have any additional first hand experience with their audit procedure today--thank goodness.betrdanevr wrote:That happened to my brother-in-law. I take it they've changed that, John??jkisha wrote:
I've been audited at least three times--maybe four, don't quite remember. One or two were in the days when you could just bring all your receipts with you in a big box and give them to the agent--they never found any discrepancies because they never wanted to take the time to sort through all the paperwork. And on the others, I always managed to produce additional expenses that I could have deducted but for whatever reason didn't--and in one case I got money back and in another they just decided to call it a wash.
JK
FUCK
I would always suggest that if you are in doubt about an expense, and it is not totally rediculous, you should take it. As long as you are not willfully trying to defraud the government, you would only have to pay the tax and interest. (maybe a small penalty) But to me, it is worth taking the chance.
JK
and you forgot your FUCK, so here is an extra one for you FUCK!
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Well, fuck. My ex just got laid off. Anybody need a fucking tech support type or a PHP/web coder in Metro Seattle?
(For that matter, I still need a fucking job, but fuck - isn't this how I always operate? Worry about everyfuckingbody else BUT myself....)
(For that matter, I still need a fucking job, but fuck - isn't this how I always operate? Worry about everyfuckingbody else BUT myself....)

Anything purple is mine. Anything else can be dyed or painted.
Hahahaaa...now that WOULD be funny Littleflower!
Uncle Sam Fucked over in front of the whole country... live on ABC,NBC, and CBS!!!!
The government sucking food out of the mouths of babes.
Next thing you know...Baba Walters will be interviewing me....
::yikes a chill just went up my back...no thank you::
Besides...I dont think any national or local network would touch that with a ten foot pole!!!!!
Now that I think about it, I wish I had been audited...would have probably fixed the whole damn issue...OH, thats right, They KNEW they were stealing my money, why would they want to Audit me, when They already knew the TRUTH. fuckers.
Uncle Sam Fucked over in front of the whole country... live on ABC,NBC, and CBS!!!!
The government sucking food out of the mouths of babes.
Next thing you know...Baba Walters will be interviewing me....
::yikes a chill just went up my back...no thank you::
Besides...I dont think any national or local network would touch that with a ten foot pole!!!!!
Now that I think about it, I wish I had been audited...would have probably fixed the whole damn issue...OH, thats right, They KNEW they were stealing my money, why would they want to Audit me, when They already knew the TRUTH. fuckers.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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fuck, pinemom, i was thinking of a sitcom plot, say seinfeld or something! a single mom fighting with the government over whether or not she has kids. could be a good plot, if a good writer got it.
or a reality show. can you believe the fucking octomom has a reality show?
no wonder i never watch the stupid thing. fuck.
or a reality show. can you believe the fucking octomom has a reality show?
no wonder i never watch the stupid thing. fuck.
Fucking good news to share!!! They were fucking WRONG!!!!
They went to operate on Mom earlier this week and couldn't find the lump. They looked and looked and looked and it's GONE!! My mom (who sometimes refers to herself as a born-again-pagan) attributes it all to MAGIC. One of her atheist friends even prayed for her last week. She thinks that the extreme of an atheist praying made the universe do a u-turn and change everything. Fucking cool universe! The doctors say that although they were 99.9% sure that it was cancerous, this was that 0.01% time where it was a cyst that burst. Whatever it is, it's FUCKING cool.
Thanks to all for all of your encouragement and support.
I'm taking the train down to spend the weekend with her and celebrate. I will takes lots of pictures, both with my camera and with my mind. I'll hug her lots, and more importantly, I'll try to really accept her love and FEEL her hugs.
They went to operate on Mom earlier this week and couldn't find the lump. They looked and looked and looked and it's GONE!! My mom (who sometimes refers to herself as a born-again-pagan) attributes it all to MAGIC. One of her atheist friends even prayed for her last week. She thinks that the extreme of an atheist praying made the universe do a u-turn and change everything. Fucking cool universe! The doctors say that although they were 99.9% sure that it was cancerous, this was that 0.01% time where it was a cyst that burst. Whatever it is, it's FUCKING cool.
Thanks to all for all of your encouragement and support.
I'm taking the train down to spend the weekend with her and celebrate. I will takes lots of pictures, both with my camera and with my mind. I'll hug her lots, and more importantly, I'll try to really accept her love and FEEL her hugs.
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No I didn't. I posted from work and I wont type that on the assumption that if they are spying on me that might bring unwanted attention on myself. I left a few extra upthread.jkisha wrote:Also good advice, but you forgot your FUCK!theCryptofishist wrote:No, No, No! File what you got and then file an amended return. If you ask for an extension, you've got to pay, otherwise you're delinquit on your taxes. Better to overpay and get it back than underpay and have to deal with penalties and interest.betrdanevr wrote:Hell, and fuck! I'd file for an extension and then try to get copies of the receipts later. It would be worth it, I think. If you paid by check or credit card, you have some kind of proof, anyway. Good fucking luck.
JK
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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HOO fucking RAY for your mom, and you..........Artemis wrote:Fucking good news to share!!! They were fucking WRONG!!!!
They went to operate on Mom earlier this week and couldn't find the lump. They looked and looked and looked and it's GONE!! My mom (who sometimes refers to herself as a born-again-pagan) attributes it all to MAGIC. One of her atheist friends even prayed for her last week. She thinks that the extreme of an atheist praying made the universe do a u-turn and change everything. Fucking cool universe! The doctors say that although they were 99.9% sure that it was cancerous, this was that 0.01% time where it was a cyst that burst. Whatever it is, it's FUCKING cool.
Thanks to all for all of your encouragement and support.
I'm taking the train down to spend the weekend with her and celebrate. I will takes lots of pictures, both with my camera and with my mind. I'll hug her lots, and more importantly, I'll try to really accept her love and FEEL her hugs.
and, Hail, the Pagan ways...............
YGMIR
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Here the fuck it is.....jkisha wrote:LOL. Never thought about it...I doubt I would know how to find my original post! FUCKoneeyeddick wrote:Just out of curiosity Jkisha, did you go back to your original post and fucking welcome yourself to Eplaya yet ?
JK
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PostForum: 2007 Art & Performance Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:02 pm Subject: wifi hotspot - who to contact?
That seems to be the question of the hour. I'd be curious to know what the arrangements for Internet access will be this year too--if any at all. I've seen several threads and links regarding WIFI on ...
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- oneeyeddick
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It can be found at the bottom of the page here.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
- Elderberry
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OED & SM--you guys are just to clever! That kept me busy for about 5 minutes trying to figure out the search.
But yup, now that I read that, I remember that was one of my main concerns--making sure there would be some sort of internet access there. I ended up taking a satelite phone with an internet adapter just to be on the safe side that year.
Thanks for the memories.
and FUCK and an extra FUCK or 2 FUCKS for anybody that forgot to FUCK.
JK
But yup, now that I read that, I remember that was one of my main concerns--making sure there would be some sort of internet access there. I ended up taking a satelite phone with an internet adapter just to be on the safe side that year.
Thanks for the memories.
and FUCK and an extra FUCK or 2 FUCKS for anybody that forgot to FUCK.
JK
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
- oneeyeddick
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Like the FUCKING GOOD NEWS.....Glad your head down to see her... Good fucking Deal...ygmir wrote:HOO fucking RAY for your mom, and you..........Artemis wrote:Fucking good news to share!!! They were fucking WRONG!!!!
They went to operate on Mom earlier this week and couldn't find the lump. They looked and looked and looked and it's GONE!! My mom (who sometimes refers to herself as a born-again-pagan) attributes it all to MAGIC. One of her atheist friends even prayed for her last week. She thinks that the extreme of an atheist praying made the universe do a u-turn and change everything. Fucking cool universe! The doctors say that although they were 99.9% sure that it was cancerous, this was that 0.01% time where it was a cyst that burst. Whatever it is, it's FUCKING cool.
Thanks to all for all of your encouragement and support.
I'm taking the train down to spend the weekend with her and celebrate. I will takes lots of pictures, both with my camera and with my mind. I'll hug her lots, and more importantly, I'll try to really accept her love and FEEL her hugs.
and, Hail, the Pagan ways...............
I was Born OK the 1st Time....
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
ibdave wrote:Like the FUCKING GOOD NEWS.....Glad your head down to see her... Good fucking Deal...ygmir wrote:HOO fucking RAY for your mom, and you..........Artemis wrote:Fucking good news to share!!! They were fucking WRONG!!!!
They went to operate on Mom earlier this week and couldn't find the lump. They looked and looked and looked and it's GONE!! My mom (who sometimes refers to herself as a born-again-pagan) attributes it all to MAGIC. One of her atheist friends even prayed for her last week. She thinks that the extreme of an atheist praying made the universe do a u-turn and change everything. Fucking cool universe! The doctors say that although they were 99.9% sure that it was cancerous, this was that 0.01% time where it was a cyst that burst. Whatever it is, it's FUCKING cool.
Thanks to all for all of your encouragement and support.
I'm taking the train down to spend the weekend with her and celebrate. I will takes lots of pictures, both with my camera and with my mind. I'll hug her lots, and more importantly, I'll try to really accept her love and FEEL her hugs.
and, Hail, the Pagan ways...............![]()
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Yes great Fucking news!!