The Bar

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:38 pm

*comes bounding out of the corner*

Oh, it was monkeypoo who was naughty, not me! Spank her, not me!!

No one has lit the fire! What would YG think? Let me see if I can use the new tricks I've learned.

*twitches nose, swishes tail, snorts twice, fireplace erupts into a perfect fire*

Excellent!!

*stands up and claps hooves together in joy*

Anyone got some oats?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:45 pm

I got some oats for ya!!!

*grins*

eeeeyore!!! eeeeeyore!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:59 pm

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:00 pm

Hey!

It's a monkey donkey! Why doesn't that rhyme? It should rhyme.

Can I have some bananas with those oats?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:46 pm

oooh....oooh. somebody thinks I'm cute. Somebody thinks I'm cute.

*dances around*

Now where did I leave that magazine?

*wanders over to the ROS, pulls out a folded up mermaid porn magazine stashed under the cushion, wanders out to barn*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:08 pm

Da Mule wrote:oooh....oooh. somebody thinks I'm cute. Somebody thinks I'm cute.

*dances around*

Now where did I leave that magazine?

*wanders over to the ROS, pulls out a folded up mermaid porn magazine stashed under the cushion, wanders out to barn*

Dumb look on face... What's a ROS?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:20 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
Da Mule wrote:oooh....oooh. somebody thinks I'm cute. Somebody thinks I'm cute.

*dances around*

Now where did I leave that magazine?

*wanders over to the ROS, pulls out a folded up mermaid porn magazine stashed under the cushion, wanders out to barn*

Dumb look on face... What's a ROS?

Straps monkeypoo down in the Recliner Of Submission.
Closes curtain.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:34 pm

*wandering in, rubbing eyes*

wow, now I see when everyones here........I'm so alone in the mornings.........no wonder........

well,
back from the roadtrip to the great Northwest.......

How's everyone been?

Mule, did you take magic lessons from Samantha Stephens?.........looks like her techniques........

What's behind the curtain in front of the ROS?

*noting muffled cries of pain/pleasure, almost making out someone begging for more of something*

Hey, were did all the Ostrich feathers from the vase go?......

*puts 2 and 2 together*

oh........grin.........wiggling eyebrows.

I wonder if Mozy is living by his last song/post........? hahahaaha

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:36 pm

*giggling under NEB with mermaid porn and flashlight*

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:13 pm

An oversized lump in the NEB starts to move. The blanket falls, revealing a large purple LoveSac containing an equally large boa woman.

...the hell time is it? Never mind that, the hell DAY is it?

She rolls out of the LoveSac onto the floor and crawls across the floor to the bar. Using a barstool for leverage, she finally stands and goes rummaging in the fridge for a Diet Dr. Pepper.

So...what'd I miss?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:14 pm

*peeks mischeivously out from curtain, slaps jukebox, wiggles happy monkey buns*

In a Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock/Eric Clapton kinda mood... Get on yer boogy ass shoes and let's all
do some fucking dancing...or in Mule's case, let's get down and do some hoof stompin'

She's so hot ~ He's so hot... Yay!!

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blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:19 am

A gentle rustle stirs on top of the bar and specks of dust float down in gentle circles from above. A pair of intense blue eyes look out upon an empty space taking in every detail. A shake, a soft settling and a single feather floats in a lazy circle to land upon an empty bar. A soft voice breaks the silence.

I often think of those friends I once knew more intimately. Until we meet again.

Raises a glass in toast. A *pop* and a flash of wings before the bar returns to a peaceful silence.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:35 am

blueniteowl wrote:A gentle rustle stirs on top of the bar and specks of dust float down in gentle circles from above. A pair of intense blue eyes look out upon an empty space taking in every detail. A shake, a soft settling and a single feather floats in a lazy circle to land upon an empty bar. A soft voice breaks the silence.

I often think of those friends I once knew more intimately. Until we meet again.

Raises a glass in toast. A *pop* and a flash of wings before the bar returns to a peaceful silence.

Slips into the barâ€¦. spies a blue feather on the bar.
The bar seems to have a sweet musky smell from the silent winged goddess. The dust in the air seems to have a sparkle like tinny diamonds floating in defiance of gravity.

Picks up the deep royal blue featherâ€¦Holds it close to his heartâ€¦gives a deep Sigh

Until we meet again in the dust.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:59 am

*wanders into bar through back door, noting a slight squeak in the hinge*

well, looks nice here

*noting Mozy in a wistful repose over in a dark corner, nods so as not to disturb him*

Time for a nice fire to brew java.........

Looks like maybe not to many fires left to build this year............

*posts note on BBB (bar bill board)* as follows:

"I may end up having an extra first tier ticket, it looks like my friend may be bailing, I'll know in a week or so. If anyone wants it in here, at face value, please let me know"

*strokes Juke*

How about a tune?

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:01 am

Makes an espresso clicks on the big screen.

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Blows a kiss to PurpleKoosh.

Pulls Monkeypoo under the NEB then snuggles down between Monkeypoo and Littleflower.

Drifts off to sleep between the gentle sounds of purring.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:18 am

Ouch!?! Pulls mermaid porn and a flashlight out from under the NEB.

Oh Hi ygmir

Drifts back off to sleep.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:22 am

happy birthday lorgasm.
zoom leaves a shot of wild turkey on the bar for lorgasm

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:28 am

Zoom wrote:happy birthday lorgasm.
zoom leaves a shot of wild turkey on the bar for lorgasm

From the shadows~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:32 am

(((ZOOM)))

How the hell are you!!!!Good to see ya!

Happy Bday LORGASMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:34 am

MozyBonz wrote:Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~

HUH????

ok...going there now.....................................~~~~~>

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:11 am

pinemom wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~
HUH????

ok...going there now.....................................~~~~~>

new message~

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:12 am

Hmm.... what's this?

Oh! It's for LORGASM!!! Better not touch it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORGASM

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:37 am

MozyBonz wrote:

Sets out Lorgasm's paddle.

you just never know....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:47 am

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PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:30 am

Morning, Mozy. *hug*

Ygmir - nice to meet you; I haven't been around for a while, so I'm trying to figure out who all the new barflies are. Thanks for stoking the fire, too - it may be April, but mornings are still chilly.

Hm. Breakfast.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:41 am

well, Hi, PurpleKoosh........if that's what you like to be called, or, can I call you PK? I'm always making nicknames.........
Nice to meet you, as well.

Thanks for the breakfast.

Yeah, I guess I'm a pretty new barfly............hahaha, although, perhaps a little OCD when it comes to posting here.......

So, you used to hang out here more, a while back?

Do you happen to know the Oscar Meyer Wiener song, from the old commercials?

*noting faint OMWs tune arising, wondering if it's in my mind or a note of optimism*

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:00 am

ygmir wrote:well, Hi, PurpleKoosh........if that's what you like to be called, or, can I call you PK? I'm always making nicknames.........
Nice to meet you, as well.

I'll answer to any obvious diminution of the name, so PK is fine.

ygmir wrote:So, you used to hang out here more, a while back?

I did, rather a lot. Fell out of the ePlaya habit altogether for a while - I've traditionally taken a month or so off from the boards when I get back from the event, but for whatever reason, just never got back into it after the '07 Burn....

ygmir wrote:Do you happen to know the Oscar Meyer Wiener song, from the old commercials?

*noting faint OMWs tune arising, wondering if it's in my mind or a note of optimism*

I do - but what an extraordinary thing to ask! Any particular reason?

*takes note of your location and your .sig* Here's an odd question for you, in exchange - are you going to the Ostara campout in Alta this weekend? I have several friends going, and it would amuse me greatly to have you wander up out of nowhere and say "Koosh says hi."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:56 am

*grinning*

HI PK;

there was quite a time had here with the "OMWs" a while back........hahaha
I got quite the kick out of it......although, I did ride it right into the dirt...........
Not sure about others, but, it amused me..........

I have heard of the Ostara campout, another Eplayan "redheadedvikinggal" mentioned it, IIRC.

I had no plan to attend, they are a different group than myself, and, I'm not sure if it's open to "others"..........

It would be a chuckle to waltz in and give them your regards, though........hahaha
If I can find out where exactly it is, I'll see if I can get over there.......

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:24 am

OMG OMG!!!!

Blue and Koosh and Zoom! Where was I?

Welcome back to all and HUGS.

So where are some of the eplayans I miss so much, like Big Cock, BB Sue and Sputnik?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:30 am

BUNNY! *squeeze*