The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:11 am

Ah, the OMW OONTZ.
Always loverly in small doses.
Coffee?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:14 am

Yummo on the coffee! Somebody please fill me on on what the following are in this bar, please?

OMW OONTZ ??
ROS ??

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:14 am

Ms Monkey - I love freesias. I love their peppery smell. mmmmm
Here's a coffee for you:

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:15 am

*inhales deeply through nose*

aaahhh.......freesias................

*leans back in ROS and thinks of days gone by...........romping in fields of freesias, singing the OMWs with a cadre of the folk (of the body), in happy recognition of Landru, and,
praising The Bar, (the Bar is good, the Bar is grand, all hail the Holy Bar....)*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:19 am

Monkeypoo wrote:Yummo on the coffee! Somebody please fill me on on what the following are in this bar, please?

OMW OONTZ ??
ROS ??

OMWs= Oscar Meyer Wiener song........theme song of the followers of Landru
(those "of the body")

OONTZ= not sure, I think it refers to music

Recliner Of Submission..........self explanatory, me thinks....*grin*........

*edit for clarity*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:25 am

Ya learn sumthin' new every day! *jots down new acronyms*
ROS....sweeeeeet! I also had no idea they had Coffee Art. Wow!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:31 am

Sets out a shot for Boxburner. He will be around later for this:

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:28 pm

Comes in the back door singing to self~

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:39 pm

[quote="MozyBonz"]
Comes in the back door singing to self~

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djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:47 pm

*Slides down fireman pole from ceiling*

Woohoo!!!

ooooOOOoooo... that looked like it hurt Mozy!

Well no reason to wait till later!

*sit's down at the bar and takes a swig of vodka off the bottle*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:24 pm

[quote="Monkeypoo"][quote="MozyBonz"]
Comes in the back door singing to self~

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:31 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:02 pm

djnormanj wrote:*Slides down fireman pole from ceiling*

*sees fireman pole for first time*

I've always wanted to do that!! Wheeeeeee!!!

*slides up, slides down, does pole dance*

Yay!!

MozyBonz wrote:OUCH! sees a Celtic knot mark on his ass.
Gives Monkeypoo a strong stare~~~ you're next miss...

You mean Mistress Monkeypoo, beeyotch.
*wields out the celtic-knotted paddle*
Just look at the Don't Post Thread!
Sail Man gave me a new name!
Mwah haa haa haa haa! Heh!
*feeling rather spunky and cooled down after jumping in the pool*
I fucking heart Spring. I heart California weather.
I heart jumping into the pool when it's hot.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:14 pm

MozyBonz wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

Gotta love those long-haired guys. *drool*
I miss the Big Hair Bands of the 80's. Thank goodness not all men cut
their hair off these days and some still let it grown hippie-ass beautiful long.

[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:42 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
djnormanj wrote:*Slides down fireman pole from ceiling*
*sees fireman pole for first time*

I've always wanted to do that!! Wheeeeeee!!!

*slides up, slides down, does pole dance*

Yay!!

MozyBonz wrote:OUCH! sees a Celtic knot mark on his ass.
Gives Monkeypoo a strong stare~~~ you're next miss...
You mean Mistress Monkeypoo, beeyotch.
*wields out the celtic-knotted paddle*
Just look at the Don't Post Thread!
Sail Man gave me a new name!
Mwah haa haa haa haa! Heh!
*feeling rather spunky and cooled down after jumping in the pool*
I fucking heart Spring. I heart California weather.
I heart jumping into the pool when it's hot.

Beeyotch? Beeyotch? Beeyotch!

Iâ€™m the top in this bar.
Pulls monkeyypoo over his lap.
Starts spanking her bare ass until itâ€™s Cherry red~
Now go wait for me in the play room~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:16 pm

*goes off to playroom, knowing full damn well, along with many others who the real tops are around
this place - THE WOMEN!!!! ....but we'll all let MB and the other cavemen around here think otherwise*

It's Spring!!!! Yay!!! Y'all are behaving a whole lot more sunshiny.

Just a beautiful observation.
Today I caught myself out on the playa in my mind. The sun feels like playa sun. The heat beneath
my barefeet outside feels like the heat on my barefeet on the playa. I'm wanting to walk around naked
outside in the sunshine today....at Lowe's Hardware....in the Garden Department.

Wear sunscreen!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:54 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
djnormanj wrote:*Slides down fireman pole from ceiling*
*sees fireman pole for first time*

I've always wanted to do that!! Wheeeeeee!!!

*slides up, slides down, does pole dance*

Yay!!

MozyBonz wrote:OUCH! sees a Celtic knot mark on his ass.
Gives Monkeypoo a strong stare~~~ you're next miss...
You mean Mistress Monkeypoo, beeyotch.
*wields out the celtic-knotted paddle*
Just look at the Don't Post Thread!
Sail Man gave me a new name!
Mwah haa haa haa haa! Heh!
*feeling rather spunky and cooled down after jumping in the pool*
I fucking heart Spring. I heart California weather.
I heart jumping into the pool when it's hot.

Found Poo Monkeying around...
[youtube][/youtube]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:09 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:*goes off to playroom, knowing full damn well, along with many others who the real tops are around
this place - THE WOMEN!!!! ....but we'll all let MB and the other cavemen around here think otherwise*

Oh FUCK she called my bluff.

Now sheâ€™s really going to beat my assâ€¦.

Evil grin~heads to the playroom

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:37 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Looks yummy, PK. Ballparks are so much fun! Who's playing?

Your final score today:

-

YAY!

The weather was INSANE, though, and despite my best attempts, I got sunburned. (Also wound up doing without the garlic fries, but the crab sammich and the hot dog were wonderful.)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:07 pm

ibdave wrote:Found Poo Monkeying around...
[youtube][/youtube]

I told my mom to STOP posting things about me! Looks about right, though! Yay!

For Koosh: YAY GIANTS!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!

*waits in stealth mode behind playroom door, ready to attack Mozy with celtic paddle*

Ya know? You're never getting this back, I hope you know.

*sighs deeply and sadly cuz all her paddles burned up in fire*

It's okay. I can make more cuz I'm a woman with POWER TOOLS and plenty of paint brushes!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:49 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ibdave wrote:Found Poo Monkeying around...
[youtube][/youtube]
I told my mom to STOP posting things about me! Looks about right, though! Yay!

For Koosh: YAY GIANTS!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!

*waits in stealth mode behind playroom door, ready to attack Mozy with celtic paddle*

Ya know? You're never getting this back, I hope you know.

*sighs deeply and sadly cuz all her paddles burned up in fire*

It's okay. I can make more cuz I'm a woman with POWER TOOLS and plenty of paint brushes!!

Sneaks in behind her from a different door~
ready to attack AND I DON'T MEAN WITH A PADDLE

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:27 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:52 am

*lilting into bar*

it seems spring has sprung............

wow, looks like some fun was had here last night.....

*noting what looks like two hand and a forehead print on the top of the bar............two sets of footprints in the dust on the floor, facing the same way..........*

well,
I'll just wipe the bar off and spread the floor dust to avoid gossip............

*plugs espresso machine in*

no real need for a fire this morning, it seems.............

noting beautiful sunrise to the east........(wow, you'd wonder why it always rises there, where's natures variety?)

a tune?
*strokes Juke*

[youtube][/youtube]

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:52 am

Man...I think it got hotter in the middle of the night!

Woke up at 330 sweating, went out in livingroom and oldest daughter was crashed on couch, awake sweating bitching/laffin about waking up in a sauna!!
Titwi is making salt water for a 50% water change in the tanks...hahaha between the heat of yesturday , the heated and constant airrating of the big buckets full of 40 gallons o water, the bottom tanks cover being off and the Huge lights...it felt like 2:30pm on the Big Island....right before the afternoon rain shower!!!

Hot and Humid!

So outside for a way early morning stroll in the back yard!
hahahaa
Have a great day...hey you Sac'of'tamato peeps...be careful today...Its gonna be hot! drink lots o H2O

Muah

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:06 am

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EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:07 am

HAPPY 420 ! ! !

.... a little Breakfast on me.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:10 am

(((((( MOZY ! ))))))

*ere

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:12 am

twist~
Smooth~
Lights~
toke~
ere~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:16 am

Evil my friend good to see you.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:25 am

Always good to see you Mozy.

P.S.
You are really HOT as red head.

...tell me that isn`t a "little black dress" you are sporting in that pic.