The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:27 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:Always good to see you Mozy.

P.S.
You are really HOT as red head.

...tell me that isn`t a "little black dress" you are sporting in that pic.

ha ha ha I wish. heh heh hehe

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:28 am

OK I need to tell thisâ€¦itâ€™s just to cool to keep to my self

My neighbor has a real 35mm film movie theater in his home. (All the same equipment used in a real theater + film editing/ restoration.
This Saturday was his a premier of â€œThirty Seconds Over Tokyoâ€

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:59 am

HELLO HELLO!

Haven't been able to make it this way for a while. I am so diggin the Birthday wishes. I enjoyed the Wild Turkey shots and what can I say about the paddle....IT ROCKS!!! Can't wait to meet it personally. Mozy, you gotta use it on me. Oh please o please.....please......

My car died on my birthday so I am held hostage today. Glad I got the bar to come to and rest my weary bones.

Thanks for the shoulder Mozy. You are the BEST.

HUgs and KIsses to everyone (and you know who you are).
PM and TITWI, I'm coming home!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:05 am

Lorgasm wrote:HELLO HELLO!

Haven't been able to make it this way for a while. I am so diggin the Birthday wishes. I enjoyed the Wild Turkey shots and what can I say about the paddle....IT ROCKS!!! Can't wait to meet it personally. Mozy, you gotta use it on me. Oh please o please.....please......

My car died on my birthday so I am held hostage today. Glad I got the bar to come to and rest my weary bones.

Thanks for the shoulder Mozy. You are the BEST.

HUgs and KIsses to everyone (and you know who you are).
PM and TITWI, I'm coming home!

I love you dearly kitten.
please keep us up to date will you? We really need to know you are OK.

~Deep loving snuggles~

Now where did monkeypoo put that paddle?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:25 am

[quote="MozyBonz"]OK I need to tell thisâ€¦itâ€™s just to cool to keep to my self

My neighbor has a real 35mm film movie theater in his home. (All the same equipment used in a real theater + film editing/ restoration.
This Saturday was his a premier of â€œThirty Seconds Over Tokyoâ€

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:37 am

Those sprint cars on the bottom of that poster are leaving bacon trails.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:41 am

Are those like racing stripes?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:47 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Those sprint cars on the bottom of that poster are leaving bacon trails.

Fucking burners LOL always thinking about Bacon... hehehehe

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:33 pm

Oh, the ironing!

Careless comments after sudden deaths. Still, to hear I might have been camping with him jarred me, so I didn't think. Didn't mean to make that bad pun.

Possibly Dick could have convinced him that I say "Poof" all the time to express frustration with the world. It might not have mattered. I would seriously have considered gifting my ticket and not attending if he had been a boobarian.

~shrug~

Don't know what else to say.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:36 pm

snuggles Fishy~

.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:55 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Now where did monkeypoo put that paddle?

I hid it. Heh heh.

Mornin', friends!
I got baby boy RJ today! Yay!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:01 pm

YAY for grannypoo!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:25 pm

Artemis! I am lovin' the outfit! So colorful!

Baby RJ (now 5 mos) and his Mama, me and Gramps are going to the pool later. It's getting a bit warmish
here in Sacratomatoes! Baby is doing sooooo many new things this month. The Easter Frog brought RJ
a jumper play thing that he is lovin' standing in. This thing rocks! The seat spins around and has 4 different
sections. RJ likes the mirror, spinning frog, giant flower he teeths on, and he especially loves bouncing up and down,
playing tunes on his blinky light keyboard. He is such a JOY.

*gets out wallet, passes around latest pic*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:32 pm

ya I get my truck back today!!!!
does happy dance.

Oh it's RJ!

makes funny baby faces at him....

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:33 pm

Goodness that thing sure is cute.

*bends down and licks RJ's head*

ooh, and tastes good too.

You got any cheerios on that spaceship thingy?

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:08 pm

What a great picture, monkeypoo! RJ is adorable. No wonder you're having so much fun with him.

Yeah, that's a great outfit, isn't it? Wish I could wear it to the playa, but it's too moopy. It has the tendency to shed a bit. Da Mule would probably prefer if I wore a mule outfit than a bird outfit anyway. Then I could be mulepoo

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:33 pm

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:47 pm

monkeypoo ... can i borrow that thing when baby RJ is napping? it looks like so much fun!

*puts sippy cup under barrel of whiskey*

what a cute little guy ... he looks like he keeps you busy ... that devilish smile! hee

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:56 pm

littleflower, i didn't know you were a California Girl.

Toast sister

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:45 pm

* clink! *

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:24 pm

Thanks for the kisses and all the well wishes for grandbaby RJ, you all. I'm glad that I can come in here, express my joy and love for him and no one poo poos me or tells me to take it elsewhere. RJ really is a joy. He makes my heart giggle.

Oh man, it was a hot day here in Citrus Heights and the SacTown Valley today. Pool felt great. Baby Rj didn't know quite what to make of it at first, and his Mama (Sammi, from here on out) is such a new Mama and oooohhhhhh-sooooo cautious. Understandably, but babies LOVE water! When Sammi was a baby she was in our pool at 6 months. I'd blow a breath into her face, she'd hold her breath, I'd take her underwater and SHE WAS INSTANT MERMAID BABY. No fears... But, OMG, I did it to baby RJ today and thought Sammi was gonna absolutely have a cow...or a mule maybe.

He got up on all 4's today. I taught him that.

He's gettin' ready to crawl, OMG. He's 5 mos old. Sometimes it bothers Sammi that he does so much with me and not with her (like go into freaking giggling fits) but I had to let her know that SHE is at work 5 days a week, being this awesome piercer chic in David CA, but when he sees his Mama ~ he knows LOVE from her. I feel fucking honored I get so much time with RJ. He does soooo much with her, she's a great Mama. I am proud. Here's a pic of her. If you're ever in Davis, go to Urban Tattoo & Piercing.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:38 pm

MozyBonz wrote:ya I get my truck back today!!!!
does happy dance.

Oh it's RJ!

makes funny baby faces at him....

*cavewoman grunt*

Ugh, Truck is good.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:20 pm

and in response... he knows who he is....

*touches jukebox*

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OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:00 pm

Hmmmmm.
Fortune says..."Heads you do it, tails you go home."

Walks into bar...
looks around

flips coin...

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:57 am

*smiling brightly* DAMN. Was this a good damn day or fucking what? I'm back in my home state of Cali, the stars are in alignment, I'm meeting up with burner friends all over the place, planning for BM09, making costumes, enjoying the sunshine, going swimming, gettin' new freckles, being a mamapoo and grannypoo, smellin' like slobber and puke'up on my left shoulder, friends wantin' to take turns on RJ's Swing-Thing, Mule lickin' the grandbaby, Mozy showin' up just to say hello every now and then.... Life don't get much better than this, folks! I was born in Cali, Sammi was born in Cali, RJ was born in Cali... Let's soak up some fuckin' sun, y'all!!!! Yay!!!!

NAKED!!!!

*bangs hips up against jukebox, jumps on top, does the swim dance*

THIS is my fucking soul song forever and ever... This is me. Totally. Yay!

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OK. I have tried to upload this song 5 times now, and it keeps saying EMBEDDED???? FUCK YOUR EMBEDDED YOUTUBE WHATEVER!!!

I got your fuckin' emBED, beyotch.

*dances around the bar*

Yay!!! Life is good!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:18 am

Okay, how's this? Where will we be at 64?
Sweeeeeeeeet...still fucking like monkeys for sure! Did I just say that?

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:53 am

grandbaby is sleeping sweetly, so is damule and mozy and every other
half-insane burner out there, but MONKEYPOO IS UP AND DANCING!!!!*

That's OK. I like dancing when no one is watching.

*shimmies up to the jukebox*

SHOCK THE MONKEY!!!! PLAY IT FUCKING LOUD!!!!!

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:59 am

Think about it, friends. We reach out from the inside....

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:34 am

HEY!! IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY!!!

(Monkeypoo loves being up 24/7 with RJ)

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It's all about feedings, dancing inbetween music, making art with baby...

Is ANYONE up at this hour?

*wouldn't have it any other fucking way*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:52 am

*notes sounds coming from Bar, enters trepidatiously*
*assumes "High Karate" stance, in case brigands are lurking*
*scanning the shadows for nefarious characters*
*noting banana scent*

Is that you, Poo?

*starts coffee, one eye behind in case it's not Poo*

I'll just head into the shadows myself and see who it is..........

*tiptoeing across room*