The Bar

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:01 am

Greetings Loved Ones,

Another day in freakin paradise!!! Today I rescue my cat from my parents' and take her to the compound. Poor thing is going to be so traumatized (ok, I will be traumatized). First, I gotta pick her up in my "roomie's" HUGE Oldsmobile cuz my car died then take her to to a very big house where she will be put in a room with one window. Yeah, she will also have access to the lanai but she is such a nervous nelly. I should've picked up some hi-test catnip before I did this.

My roomie is going to be 80 in May. OMG. All the furniture at this pad is like from the Baroque period and very clean. My cat is very neurotic. This is going to be like a scene from one of those Disney movies from the 70s.

One this I am NOT use to at this place is TV. I have not had a TV in years. I just like to see what I want when I want so the TV I have had plays only DVDs and videos. This TV is in the room; cable and everything. I am up till 3 am watching mindless crap (and kinda llikin it) Cursed TV!!!!

Well, gonna find myself some coffee. Can someone give me a little swat from the paddle please? This is gonna be a long day.

BTW: I just registered to volunteer at BRC!!!! I am so excited about it. This is gonna be my year. I am sooooo giving back. Thanks to all of you helping me get through this. I love you.

(((((MOZY)))))) (((((DA MULE)))))) (((((PM/TITWI)))))))))))))
The list goes on and on and on and on and on....andon................
I am so tired.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:48 am

MozyBonz wrote:snuggles Fishy~

.

*Snuggles back.*

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:43 am

Lorgasm wrote:Well, gonna find myself some coffee. Can someone give me a little swat from the paddle please? This is gonna be a long day.

YAY for Lorgasm! I'm glad to hear that things are working out, although it sounds a bit stressful. Do NOT worry. We are all confident that you will survive and kitty will be fine. Watch out for that TV, and especially cable. It can turn your brain to mush. I found myself up til 3 in the morning watching way too much crap. I mean, how many times can I watch someone redecorating their house? And can they really teach infants to read? Infomercials are a dangerous addiction.

Paddling on the other hand....

*takes paddle in teeth, swings it back and forth a couple of times*

Okay, I'm READY!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:30 am

Lorgasm wrote:Greetings Loved Ones,

Another day in freakin paradise!!! Today I rescue my cat from my parents' and take her to the compound. Poor thing is going to be so traumatized (ok, I will be traumatized). First, I gotta pick her up in my "roomie's" HUGE Oldsmobile cuz my car died then take her to to a very big house where she will be put in a room with one window. Yeah, she will also have access to the lanai but she is such a nervous nelly. I should've picked up some hi-test catnip before I did this.

My roomie is going to be 80 in May. OMG. All the furniture at this pad is like from the Baroque period and very clean. My cat is very neurotic. This is going to be like a scene from one of those Disney movies from the 70s.

One this I am NOT use to at this place is TV. I have not had a TV in years. I just like to see what I want when I want so the TV I have had plays only DVDs and videos. This TV is in the room; cable and everything. I am up till 3 am watching mindless crap (and kinda llikin it) Cursed TV!!!!

Well, gonna find myself some coffee. Can someone give me a little swat from the paddle please? This is gonna be a long day.

BTW: I just registered to volunteer at BRC!!!! I am so excited about it. This is gonna be my year. I am sooooo giving back. Thanks to all of you helping me get through this. I love you.

(((((MOZY)))))) (((((DA MULE)))))) (((((PM/TITWI)))))))))))))
The list goes on and on and on and on and on....andon................
I am so tired.

thank you
love you
keep us posted.

pink fur or purple fur
pink fur or purple fur
pink fur or purple fur
pink fur or purple fur
pink fur or purple fur

Looks at the non-posting bar readers...didn't think I knew did you were looking did you?

What do you think pink fur or purple fur on the back of her paddle?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:31 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:snuggles Fishy~

.
*Snuggles back.*

*Snuggles Back more*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:50 am

Holly fuck lor...I just got your text.

sit down with me and lets have a drink.

Pours whiskey (the good stuff)

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:26 am

I vote for purple in honor of Purple Koosh's recent return to the bar and eplaya.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:30 am

mrpmmpphhh mph mmmhrpp?

*takes paddle out of mouth*

where is lorgasm? I've been sitting here waiting to use the paddle.

I don't know about fur....it would be softer than, wouldn't it? Is that as fun?

Can you use cheez doodles? That would be cool.

*nods head, puts paddle back in mouth, swings it around, knocks over the ROS*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:49 am

Da Mule wrote:mrpmmpphhh mph mmmhrpp?

*takes paddle out of mouth*

where is lorgasm? I've been sitting here waiting to use the paddle.

I don't know about fur....it would be softer than, wouldn't it? Is that as fun?

Can you use cheez doodles? That would be cool.

*nods head, puts paddle back in mouth, swings it around, knocks over the ROS*

Two sides to the paddle, a stinging Celtic knot on one and soft smooth fuzzy fur on the other.
The two colors is what she likes.
She gave me the choice to put on pink fur or purple fur.

By the way I have never seen a paddle that had so much power with such a light swing behind it. this fucker hurts.
and it does leave a Celtic Knot on your ass. Trust me on this one.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:12 pm

(((((LORGASM)))))

Watch for my PM.

Sigh - I have never been able to enjoy spanking - I have been into martial arts for more years than I care to count and I think it's dangerous if my dentist wears a tie. That sudden pain thing sometimes triggers a quick reaction that does not go through the brain first.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:15 pm

Hey!

Man that paddle looks great. Purple is great. It will represent PK. This will give it extra meaning. I am so diggin the love that is shoot at me from across the miles.

Sometimes I just don't know whether to laugh or cry. My roomie hit my car. Not making this up. My fault. I looked up at the sky and asked,"What happens next". My roomie said he forgot the car was in the driveway (its been there for days now). He was runnin late for something and when he backed out he was causing a BIG THICK scratch on the drivers side of my car. It took a big hunk of paint off. He must've had his soft music BLARING not to hear the blood curdling sound. Looking at it more, I see a dent as well. There is more I can share with you. You will probably think I'm making all this crap up but its all true.
Bless his heart for allowing me to stay here while I get myself back on my feet. He did say he was sorry. I just laughed and said its okay. But now I've been lookin at it. Its bad.

PM me and I will tell you something very weird that happened too.

Well enough of the saga of Lorgasm. Life is still good.

All right now.
Lorgasm assumes the position while looking at the paddle

GIVE IT TO ME!!

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:29 pm

*TITWI sits in the corner and just smiles.......*

I LOVE this Bar!!!!........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:29 pm

Ohhhh Goody a lap to dance in!!!!

~Ere~
someone hold this for a sec...

*WEEEE WEEEE ou lala my love oulala, some of this WooohOOO some of that oh yeah baby...woah...wow... ok... that'll be fun....yiiii eeeeeeee....slump n sweatin ....*

hhahahaaaa...thats what spectatin will get ya baby!

So....who's up for a cold one?

How bout some bacardi light, some Fresca and a sqwuieeezzzzzzz of Lime on crushed ice?

Shit look what I found under the bar!?!?

Shall we make these CuCa FRESCA FRESCA's????

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:45 pm

MMMMMM ... perfect for a hot day ... is it hot in reno, too? (i mean the weather, of course)

it's ridiculous, down here!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:51 pm

mmmmmm PM, that looks mighty good...........

Lorgasm:

we've not officially met, but, "Hi" anyway............

Speaking for myself, (maybe others), the bar is the best place to "blow off steam" let out your troubles to your friends........someone may have a great idea..........
some may laugh, some may cry, but, it'll be with you, not at you..........

*Grabs a seat in the ROS and drinks while watch the show "lap dancing and spankings in the bar"*

Now,

That's entertainment.........

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:12 pm

*lap dances in the ROS*

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:17 pm

pinemom wrote: *WEEEE WEEEE ou lala my love oulala, some of this WooohOOO some of that oh yeah baby...woah...wow... ok... that'll be fun....yiiii eeeeeeee....slump n sweatin ....*

And the "smile" get bigger...............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:53 pm

littleflower wrote:*lap dances in the ROS*

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klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:36 pm

TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!

free drinks on the house!

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:38 pm

klondike_bar wrote:TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!

free drinks on the house!

FuckinA Now where's my Free Pepsi???

oh I guess I shouls say Happy Birthday....

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:46 pm

happy birthday kb! here's a cake for you

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:11 pm

happy birthday, KB

*strokes Juke*

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:53 pm

there ya go IBDave

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:01 pm

*::Walks back in with very very large box on a rolley, and a tool box...sets to work behind a side sash curtain::*

@...tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker tinker@

Ok she's a' finished...

A brand new fembot...here to serve YOU!

woo hooo...WEEEEEEEEEE
Now dont break her boys! play nice nice!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:16 am

*checking barn for Mule*.....

Hmm, must be spring.......

*enters bar via secret hayloft zip wire, slides down dancing/fire pole*

Hhhmm.....something looks different

*looks around, noting velvet paintings of dogs playing cards and matador, moose with cowboy hat, suit of armor, all the usual decorations and equipment*

*does double take in corner*

hey, is that a "fembot"?

*plugs espresso machine in*

maybe I'll have a quick drink

*strokes fembot*

It works!!! thanks PM.......

*wondering just what all said "fembot" can and will do*

*sitting in ROS, looking to see if there is a "fembot remote"........hoping, really*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:30 am

what???? Im the last to post and the first to post!

WOAH~!
Ya'll are slipping...

Ok...lets right this bar...
Espresso dude.....
I havent heard a familiar ~CLICK~ In at least 10 months!!!!!!
Your slippin!

Le Chat Noir.... I saw you sneek by the bar last night but ya didnt stop in to say hi? Having Contraption meltdown...or another honeymoon night...the later is your get out of jail free card!!!

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:37 am

Woops sorry didnt hear ya come in Ygmir!!!

yup...she does it all, just clean her up before ya put her in the back room to re-charge will ya?

Ok... off to sieza ze day...last half way decent for a couple days...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:40 am

*scratching head, wonder how PM missed me sitting here in the ROS, still looking to see if her fembot has a remote..........as posted earlier this morning*..........

I guess I'm just so small, dainty, and demure that it's easy to miss me...........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:42 am

Dashes into the bar, kisses all the girls grabs abottle of whiskey and runs out the back door.

Hi,,,bye.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:55 am

*wondering if BB realizes one of the kisses he got was from a fembot*

*also noting lipstick on Freddy Mercury blowup doll in corner is smeared*