The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:50 am

finds DPW training DVD stuffed in a box on the back bar.

Sticks in player

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unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:57 am

What the hell is this place?

Even the bar keep is to drunk to listen to my sob story. And watch the hands on the one petting the jukebox.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:59 am

*makes snapping noise*

Ahem, fembot. Pour Unjon a drink please.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:36 am

Da Mule wrote:*makes snapping noise*

Ahem, fembot. Pour Unjon a drink please.

I just come in for a "whine"

All I can see is the top of Mozy Bonz head passed out behind the bar..

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:16 am

Da Mule wrote:*makes snapping noise*

Ahem, fembot. Pour Unjon a drink please.

Stop that order Fembot.

I know you probably donâ€™t know this, But Unjohn, ibdave, and bigbluedoggie are long time sober.
So they drink Non-Alcoholic drinks
You will know next time.

Fembot, a cool glass of water for unjohn.

And please clean up where he pissed in the corner.

At least it was in the corner this time.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:19 am

unjonharley wrote:
Da Mule wrote:*makes snapping noise*

Ahem, fembot. Pour Unjon a drink please.
I just come in for a "whine"

All I can see is the top of Mozy Bonz head passed out behind the bar..

Fuck Unjohn! put your glasses on I'm over here. That's a red dish towel sitting on top of a stool over there....

and how many times have i told you to stop pissing in the corner?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:15 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~

Just if you missed it the first time~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:23 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~

Just if you missed it the first time~

you guys and your secret clubs have all the fun............

*pouting, kicking dust with foot, twiddling thumbs*

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:44 pm

You can be in my secret society, YG. Only those with big members are permitted.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:53 pm

ygmir wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Clicks a switch turning a spot light on in the Sky reading~

Illuminaughty Society

A message in the back room awaits you~

Just if you missed it the first time~
you guys and your secret clubs have all the fun............

*pouting, kicking dust with foot, twiddling thumbs*

Be careful Nowâ€¦.you may be asked to step up and be part of this group.
Itâ€™s more of a call for a strike team of Special Forces. (they know who they are)

Not so much a call for fun in secret clubs.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:12 pm

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:26 pm

The Hippy Army has landed.
Bong water on the rocks for everyone!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:43 pm

Da Mule wrote:You can be in my secret society, YG. Only those with big members are permitted.

size 14 shoe, size 12 ring finger...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:44 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
ygmir wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
Just if you missed it the first time~
you guys and your secret clubs have all the fun............

*pouting, kicking dust with foot, twiddling thumbs*

Be careful Nowâ€¦.you may be asked to step up and be part of this group.
Itâ€™s more of a call for a strike team of Special Forces. (they know who they are)

Not so much a call for fun in secret clubs.

being a stone cutter, and using 2lb and up hammers, I can strike pretty good............

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:26 pm

*scribes a note and passes it down the bar to MozyBonz..........*

Send him an invite...... YGMIR is good peeps...........

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:35 pm

Damn, we need some Captain in here!!!!!!!!......... It's been awhile!!!......

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:50 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:*scribes a note and passes it down the bar to MozyBonz..........*

Send him an invite...... YGMIR is good peeps...........

Did he get his shots??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:57 pm

*slings a cold Diet Pepsi down the Bar at IBDave..........*

Mutters to self........ *yea, but I think we are all infected anyway*

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:05 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:*slings a cold Diet Pepsi down the Bar at IBDave..........*

Mutters to self........ *yea, but I think we are all infected anyway*

I'm getting the camera up the ass next monday. I'll report back if I'm infected...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:21 pm

Damn, that mission to inner earth........

Our space nurse is here to help you now.......................

*I'm trying to hold off until the big 5-0..... I know mistake prolly, but geez...... Good luck soldier.........*

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:46 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Damn, that mission to inner earth........

Our space nurse is here to help you now.......................

*I'm trying to hold off until the big 5-0..... I know mistake prolly, but geez...... Good luck soldier.........*

Nice, but her sports bra is on backward.

(My baseline mammo-slam is next year, when I hit 40. I'm SO not looking forward to it....)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:53 pm

That sometimes happens when you get dressed in the dark. "course you can save yourself the embarrassment by just not getting dressed.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:48 pm

(falls off the rafter and onto the bar top)

**WHUMMP**

I just dreamed some old fart was watering the plant in the corner and having a conversation with a talking barstool.

(shrugs shouldersâ€¦ looks around for stray beer)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:03 pm

KITTY!!!!!!!!!

...and if you can 'splain how a mouse came to be so fond of a cat, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:05 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:Damn, that mission to inner earth........

Our space nurse is here to help you now.......................

*I'm trying to hold off until the big 5-0..... I know mistake prolly, but geez...... Good luck soldier.........*

is that PK?

I have them every 5 years, since 40. Polyps each time, so, I have to go on the 5 year plan.......better safe than dead........

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:14 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:KITTY!!!!!!!!!

...and if you can 'splain how a mouse came to be so fond of a cat, you're a better man than I, Gunga Din....

(Looks up from digging in the cooler)

KOOSH!!

crouching down... *kitty-butt wiggle... kitty-butt wiggle*

LEEEEEAP!!

(landing on PKâ€™s head)

Howâ€™s ya been?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:24 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:(Looks up from digging in the cooler)

KOOSH!!

crouching down... *kitty-butt wiggle... kitty-butt wiggle*

LEEEEEAP!!

(landing on PKâ€™s head)

Howâ€™s ya been?

OOF! *reaches up, scritches the FrenchPuss*

Been better (going on 3mos. out of work), but definitely been worse (the bills are all still paid, and Mr.Koosh still has a job - and he's in construction supply, so THAT was a near thing for a while). S'posed to go to the beach with the boyfriend tomorrow, then head out of town to go be a meat puppet - well, a HAIR puppet, to be precise - for a former roommate who's testing for her cosmetology license on Friday.

And how's you? Did I hear some wild rumor about you and K going and getting legal on us?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:34 pm

Itâ€™s trueâ€¦ Weâ€™re bonified!

Now we have to do stuff like raise a garden and work on the house. Heh Hehâ€¦ like we wouldnâ€™t have done that anyway.

Weâ€™re holding our own around here. Work is steady. Not wide open like itâ€™s been before, but thatâ€™s the way for 'bout everyone I guess. Ehâ€¦ Onward through the fog.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:03 am

*strolls in through back door,noting squeaking hinge.........*

dang, lost the element of surprise.........

*hears scampering noises all around under the floorboards*

Hhhmmm.........a cryptic note, not in a language or letters I recognize.......

Ah well..........
*puts coffee on, water for tea*
Oh yeah, fembot..........hey, can you get the additives? *stroking fembot.........ggggrrrrrr*

Does fembot have a name? I'd vote for Rayna.........(trekkies will know why)

How about a morning tune?

*strokes Juke*

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EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 am

Wakey, Wakey

Espresso's on, and oh so tasty...knocking the sleepies right out of my head.

That warrior with the purple hair Is a hottie, Thx for posting that Titwi...should be a new recruit for TERMINAL CITY!!!

even if the sports bra is on backwards, maybe her shorts are too!