a blowjob

III · Post by **III** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:05 pm

i need a blowjob.

i am accepting applications at this time.

please send picture and 3 references, along with schedule of availability during the burn.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:32 pm

Here ya go

III · Post by **III** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:35 pm

do you have 3 references to go with that?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:49 pm

George W Bush
John Ashcroft
Tony Blair

Will those work? They are good at fucking people pretty good.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:50 pm

And if you are up for the orgy here are some wonderful partners.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:12 am

Bah,

I had George over on Saturday. He sucked.

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:22 am

Yes,　but　did　he do it well?

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:33 am

Well, he had the sucking down to a science.

After that, it was rather vacuous.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:12 am

juanicoheal wrote:Bah,

I had George over on Saturday. He sucked.

juanicoheal wrote:Well, he had the sucking down to a science.

After that, it was rather vacuous.

Did he blow hot smoke up your ass after he finshed sucking? He really likes doing that, although it can be a little painful.

juanicoheal · Post by **juanicoheal** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:59 pm

Now you're just getting dirty.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:33 am

I was speaking metaphorically, of course. I know this ain't the politics thread, but I for one am so fucking tired of having smoke blown up my ass by the ass-pipe in the White House.

Talk about yer thread drift, this one went from "blowjobs" to "politics" pretty quickly. Now that I think about it though, I suppose they do go together like...like...damn, whats a good analogy?...hmm...peanut butter and jelly?...no...hmmm...like...shit and stink?...maybe... Oh well, I guess politics and blowjobs go together like...some analogy I can't quite put my finger on right now.

III · Post by **III** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:24 am

i'm rather disappointed that i haven't gotten any serious offers, foks.

this isn't the "i want" section. it's they "i *need*" section.

i *need* this.

where's your sense of community?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:25 am

RingO'Fire wrote:Oh well, I guess politics and blowjobs go together like...some analogy I can't quite put my finger on right now.

It is kind of like cigars and interns.

sorry couldn't resist.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:28 am

III wrote:i'm rather disappointed that i haven't gotten any serious offers, foks.

this isn't the "i want" section. it's they "i *need*" section.

i *need* this.

where's your sense of community?

If it is a serious need cut up some candle wax and wrap it in celophane then go to your nearest crack house and ask kindly if anyone would like to exchange a blowjob for some rock.

Jason

III · Post by **III** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:08 am

hey cool - thanks for the advice.

i can't seem to find crack house camp on the theme camp listing, though...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:11 am

Just cruise the playa looking for people with tightly clenched jaws and loose morals.

Jason