The person below me

hexparade · Post by **hexparade** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:25 pm

you do the math...but it's less than five minutes somewhere.

the person below me is DRUNK!

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:23 am

No longer drunk...just hungover a bit right now. But at least I'm feeling very rested.

TPBM wants to keep a handle on things

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:18 pm

Meh.

The person below me is distressed by the thread drift on the last page.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:24 pm

Nah.
I never get distressed about threads/postings.
It's all in good fun and even if it's not, who cares.

TPBM thinks it's too hot today.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:37 pm

I wish. It's rainy and chilly here.

TPBM should be working but instead has been catching up on eplaya reading.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:44 pm

*grandbaby RJ sleeps peacefully*

Being a fulltime Grannypoo is work.

But, yeah, I'm catching up on my eplaya reading.

TPBM is counting the days til Playa Time!!

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:01 pm

Oh crap I lost count!

Just kidding, I'm very good with, directions, dates, and other things!

TPBM enjoys loud noises & lofty breezes especially around the scantilly clad

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:03 pm

loud noises and lofty breezes?

I dunno! Sounds kinda dangerous.

TPBM is the one who dealt it.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:09 pm

I guess I certainly will deal with that once I'm there. And danger is what makes it fun, the thrill of the chase!

The person below me enjoys the chase.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:12 pm

It was probably my dog.
For a smallish pooch he can clear the room without any warning.
He may have just clouded the entire e-playa. Sorry.

TPBM has multiple playa liaisons every year.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:16 pm

I hope to have many! But I'm just a shy virgin

TPBM is very creative revealing what is hiden

oleg8888 · Post by **oleg8888** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:35 pm

So true, I also hide well revealing things I create.

The person above TPBM got bored reading this thread after first page

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:31 pm

False, you're still here and posting so it's gotta be a lie!

TPBM has dyed their hair an unnatural color some time in there life.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:35 pm

Um, yeah. I've been dying my hair since I was 19. It's even been pink at one time.

TPBM had their cootchy hair trimmed and dyed bright pink on the playa.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 7:12 am

Neatly trimmed or none at all .... it's the best way to go.

TPBM runs with scissors. Life is better when things are smooth?

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:34 pm

I have been known to run with scissors.

TPBM is glad im back to belittle them.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:23 am

Oh yeah! Go ahead and deal your worst, I can take it!

TPBM won't be posting in the "stop posting so much" thread any more

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:56 am

true, no less either

TPBM likes buttermilk

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 8:25 pm

To cook with? Yes. To drink? Never tried it. Creeps me out.

TPBM sings in their shower loudly and fantasizes about being on American Idol just so they can meet Simon Cowell who they secretly majorly crush.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:32 pm

I have been known to sing to my dog
but not a big Simon fan.

TPBM camps on the playa other than at BM.

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:00 pm

Yes indeedeeoo. 2 months in 2007 for BM, Land Speed Racing, and Rockets

6 weeks in 2007 BM, Land Speed Racing

2 months 2009 with the same venues as 2007

TPBM isnt sure if they are going to be able to make BM 2009 even though they have tix.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:26 pm

mdmf007 wrote:TPBM isnt sure if they are going to be able to make BM 2009 even though they have tix.

False, true, false, maybe, we'll see, yes it will happen!! I want to be at Burning Man sooo badly this year, and by-God I will be there, but not sure yet how it all is gonna happen logically...but it will! Working on my low-income-ticket-questionnaire-essay presently. So far it's some good damn fucking honest humble writing from my heart and soul. I wanna go to the fucking playa this year. I have this strong belief that I will fucking win a low-income ticket and I will be there. Come hell or high water. I'm unemployed right now. Things are tight. I have to think in little increments right now... write essay, send in my $172, get a ticket, start packing. Not much to pack. I lost ALL my camping shit, tents, bags, totes, campstove, costumes, wigs, EVERYTHING in my housefire last Christmas. The cosmos will provide. I have some great things accumlating already, working hard on playa-wear. It's all good. If I have to sleep on the dead hard crackled playa surface with just a furry blanket covering me, I'm still gonna be a happy girl. People make things happen. I am making things in my life happen. I don't need anything more in my life these days except for water, a little food, the sunshine on my face, my family, my friends, a little love, and sunscreen. It don't get much more simple and easy than that.

TPBM wants to hug me. Yay!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:58 pm

true

TPBM just

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:17 am

Yep.

Just saw a really low flying jet over Manhattan. Never get used to that visual.

TPBM believes in change.

Homiesinheaven · Post by **Homiesinheaven** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:18 pm

false. i cant say i believe in it. what does believe even mean? i resist change but know it's good for me. it's a good thing, how about that?

TPBM hates techno.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:39 pm

Wasn't really a fan until I started going to BM a few years ago.
Now it happily reminds me of the playa.

TPBM is a vegetarian.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:41 pm

false, I'm a vagitarian

TPBM can walk on their hands

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:21 am

True. Cuz my "hands" are hooves!

Bet you can't walk on your hooves, now can you?

TPBM wonders if it would ever be acceptable to sniff someone when meeting them. Is that what the whole European and Latin American kissing thing is? Are they really just getting a sniff of the other person?

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:28 am

There are some people you can smell without even getting close.
Just sayin'...

TPBM smells GOOD.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:49 pm

Thank you very much, I think I do actually!

Someone just gave me a nice massage and I smell like candy!

TPBM understands time management! No minute men, please!