The person below me

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:25 pm

false, unfortunately ... i am terrible at managing my time! but if anyone out there is good ... and wants to give me some pointers ...

TPBM ate too much for dinner (but enjoyed every bit of it)

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:33 pm

False, I drank more than I should....that I did enjoy and needed every drop. It did make for a fun massage.

TPBM wants a nice warm bowl of milk... a very LARGE bowl of milk being the kinky soul he is!

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:12 pm

True, it's gotta be warm and it's gotta be large if it's gonna be enjoyable!

TPBM has never had the experience of a warm milk bath treatment.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:19 pm

At least i don't remember any!

TPBM will be looking out for Burning man henna tatoos in the Englischer Garden

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:08 pm

Oh you would remember! And if I am in Munich then you can bet I'll be on the lookout! I would be stoked!

TPBM worked out at the gym today.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:12 am

Nope, I have been poisoned by tequila and am unable. Hint: Never get a massage while buzzed with sharpies close at hand. I have a little burning man on my bum!

TPBM knows how to rid me of 'sharpie tattoos'

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Guten Tag fraulien! Darf ich fragen, ist, dass ein kleiner Mann auf dem brennenden Esel?

{words I would rather not hear}

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:28 am

WD-40. Works nicely, and is fairly easy on the skin.

TPBM brings their own JOTS to Burning Man.

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:49 am

I'm NOT really sure what a JOT or JOTS is so I guess that's a no?

TPBM will get lost in the park looking where he shouldn't while avoiding angry Germans with tattoos.

Damn, that sounds like a fortune cookie!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:07 pm

Yes, but I'm a she not a he.

JOTS = Johnny on the spot aka porta potties

TPBM worries that one of their co-workers is on the verge of going postal.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:38 pm

It's the next cube over. He's been muttering all day, and now I hear a shotgun being loaded.

TPBM is going to do something that will make me sing in an unusually high voice.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:31 am

YEah sure, I could kick you there.

If I had the proper equipment.

The person below me is the mastermind behind the Armand sock.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:35 pm

false: I am the master debater behind those that argue with him

TPBM:
knows who's sock is who's, and might share the info

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:10 pm

Good. I hope TPBM can also explain
what happens to the mates to all those mismatched socks.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:17 pm

good?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:24 pm

The person below me is above all this.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:31 pm

false! i wanna know who owns all those socks!

tpbm wonders if dougly is as ugly as his new avatar

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:36 pm

ygmir wrote:good?

Did you not say you were a Master Bater?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:16 pm

OnceTheDustClears wrote:
ygmir wrote:good?
Did you not say you were a Master Bater?

THE master DE bater...........

I don't wonder about how UD looks..........I think the person inside is a gem.............

TPBM loves blue flowers

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:34 pm

I do...and so do the hummingbirds.

TPBM feeds wild birds.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:41 pm

i used to ... but it disappeared way too fast ... turned out i was feeding more rats than birds! darn it. i do have some bright flowers for the hummingbirds, though.

TPBM loves listening to the birds chirping at dawn

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:45 pm

Oooh....that's very true. I love lying in the hay, hitting the snooze button, pretending like I don't really need to get up (although I'm already late) and listening to the birds.

TPBM knows the hammer that Arm and is missing.

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:53 pm

TPBM still has those pants.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:54 pm

ygmir wrote:I think the person inside is a gem.............

Stop that, I got a reputation to uphold.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:47 pm

referring to the above post:

Ugly Dougly wrote:
ygmir wrote:I think the person inside is a gem.............

Stop that, I got a reputation to uphold.

ok, clarification:
a rough foogin gem, with sharp points and edges, that, will cut you to pieces and make your guts bleed if you eat it, it has dirt and mud and moss on it, and, it's to heavy to pick up, but, if you did, it'd make you smell bad and then flatten you............

but, still twinkles in the right light.........

hahahahaaha

to the thread:

True, but, they are cut off now and I wear them for volleyball.............

TPBM is a closet hypnotist

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:26 pm

I keep a Hypnotoad in my closet, is that close enough?

TPBM keeps something very unusual in their closet

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:19 pm

I have Skeletons in my closet, some are unusual!!

TPBM read this online

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Fri May 01, 2009 4:59 am

I certainly do!?

TPBM Enjoys chasing trucks while naked!

(also, WD-40 did work...but I ended up using some other stuff too, also it was more fun coming off then going on as well? -- Thanks again!)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:55 am

Driving, actually.

Now that you`ve been slathered with "WD", take care when swimming/wading because that sweet booty will now be irresistable to the fishies.

TPBM just got a fabulous idea!

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:09 am

I actually did have one? Skinny dipping with minnows, like being tickled I bet!

TPBM better not speed, it would make for interesting tickets!

BlackRockCowboy · Post by **BlackRockCowboy** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:41 am

True, however, the last two times I got pulled over, I got WARNINGS!!! Thanks God!

TPBM will be seen shirtcocking on the Playa this year!

The person below me

I love WD-40