The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:07 am

Not bloody likely; I have to keep the graft areas out of the sun.

TPBM had an "oog" thought because he/she knows about Tiberias' minnows.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:29 am

argh, operator error

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:31 am

TRUE....its easier that way!

TPBM...wants a king crab dinner

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:33 am

well shit now my post makes no sense!
thnx Sailman

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:25 pm

true!! are you cooking?

TPBM has a fine wine to go with the king crab dinner

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri May 01, 2009 2:38 pm

Yeah, I do have some whine....why doesn't anyone ever invite me to royal crab dinners? or to sit at their feet, huh?

TPBM is royalty.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:34 pm

Why thank you, my vassal, you do serve me well.

TPBM needs to stop biting me!

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:36 pm

Aw...do I have to?

TPBM wants to play too.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Not bloody likely; I have to keep the graft areas out of the sun.

TPBM had an "oog" thought because he/she knows about Tiberias' minnows.

Tiberias' minnows, and Caligulas fish...........

TPBM Wants top get back on track

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:34 pm

Yeah, I have an anal side.
TPBM is re-thinking his/her position.

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:38 pm

Depends on where the track is leading... I have been slightly derailed lately. Oh well I'll just lay my own track, I'm always up for a spontaneous adventure!

TPBM wants to come along on a spontaneous adventure

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:50 pm

Absolutely! Where should we go?

TPBM is glad it's Friday

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:25 pm

Oh CRAP!

FRIDAY!!! I thought it was Saturday! For a second there I thought I was losing track of time...NOT GOOD!

TPBM is warmer now and smells very sweet

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:31 pm

Well, I am warmer but snif snif I think not as sweet smelling as I first started out the day

TPBM doesnt bath the whole time their on the playa

djnormanj · Post by **djnormanj** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:00 pm

Does bathing behind the water trucks count? How about bathing in candy scented warming massage oils? Well, I guess I can use the traditional shower out there! Gotta wash that oil off somehow!

Oh and sorry for second posting on ya Fishy, I've been rethinking my positions over and over!

As for you Sattelite, wherever the winds may blow!

TPBM just figured out their solution!

cincarus · Post by **cincarus** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:35 am

I haven't figured out a thing!

I did figure out cotton candy is actually tasty... at least in certain forms and on certain things.

TPBM Can smell candy from all accross the playa. But he must be careful since dust sticks to the sticky

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 8:38 am

I can smell candy in folks' camps across the playa. My favorite is to hold a Hershey bar in my hand on the playa, watching it melt between my fingers, then savoring its ooey-gooey sweetness.

TPBM likes black licorice.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:21 am

Monkeypoo licking melted chocolate off her fingers, woof!

Why, yes, I do like black licorice, thank you, it melts in my mouth, not in my hands

TPBM also enjoys red licorice

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:03 pm

Jeez, people are too slow around here, so I guess I'll jump on this.

Yes, I love love LOVE red licorice. My first year at Burning Man (2003) I was wandering around Center Camp. This beautiful woman was scantilly dressed in a bikini made only of red licorice. She held out a bucket of red licorice to everyone. It was her gift. Since then, I have often fantasized of eating her bikini.

Yes, I love red licorice.

TPBM was spotted at Burning Man in 2008 wearing a neon green wig, a purple polka-dotted bikini, a blue-feathered boa, and was asking people to please buy him coffee in the wee hours of the morning.

Admit it, you freak.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:14 pm

we all know that feathers are not allowed on the playa...

TPBM would love to see monkeypoo in such costume ...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 14, 2009 10:47 pm

No. I'm a curmudgeon.

TPBM misses his/her vibraphones when on playa.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:22 pm

Can't say that I do, but I do love what Gary Burton does with it on the album, Getz Au Go Go.

TPBM only trusts their heart.

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:00 pm

Yeah- but its a screwed up system. Every time I trust my heart - i get fucked. Logic is a better and more trustworthy barometer.

But, did you know TPBM lives by the adage "What happens on playa stays on playa!"

OnceTheDustClears · Post by **OnceTheDustClears** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:49 pm

Yep.
*not saying a word*
TPBM tells all.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 6:44 pm

yes I do, but, the info's safe, and clean....

TPBM wants to have public sex on the Playa

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:00 pm

okay, you caught me, but only with the Nordic pagan, the nosepicker, pinemom(whee!), mojo, and dave...

TPBM wants to make the video...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:09 pm

well, ok.........but, someone will have to take over at times.....big grin.........

*all quivery with excitement*

*shuddering, chills.....*

what were we talking about?...........huh, oh *distracted gaze*...

TPBM wants to help make the video

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:47 pm

i'll hold the camera

TPBM will supply the toys

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:30 pm

littleflower wrote:i'll hold the camera

TPBM will supply the toys

Red Rose Flogger....

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:58 pm

I've never been called that...

TPBM is not beneath me!