The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 02, 2009 2:43 am

I'll get you started, Mozy.....

What the heck am I doing waking up now?..............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 02, 2009 3:24 am

*grabs "Wren and Stimpy" blanket, pillow, and heads to ROS*

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:15 am

*tiptoes in quietly to avoid waking sleeping angel in ROS ... and another, under the NEB*

quietly fires up espresso machine .... sssshhhhh .....

whispers ....

breakfast, anyone???

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:33 am

Tea, please, Darjeeling, with milk and sugar, please.

Huh? Oh, I got some pillagin' to do, why?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat May 02, 2009 8:37 am

here you go, dougly ....

or is this too civilized? where are you pillaging to-day?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:50 am

it's kentucky derby day ... does everyone have their hats??

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 02, 2009 5:26 pm

WTF ?????? 133 Guests

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 03, 2009 5:23 am

*strolls in through back, squeaking (where has Jetset been?), back door*

Hey, rainy day, I'll build a fire.....gotta enjoy the last few before summer sets in

*places perfectly stacked layers of paper, small dry kindling, larger pieces and wood*

adds a cup o' "firestarterhelper".........

*strikes match*

oops

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 03, 2009 5:37 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 03, 2009 5:38 am

someone call mdmf007

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:17 am

MozyBonz wrote:

Pirouettes can do that to you. Here, let me get you a Shirley Temple....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:56 am

Sail Man wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
Pirouettes can do that to you. Here, let me get you a Shirley Temple....

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Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sun May 03, 2009 2:53 pm

lorgasm sleeks into the bar; covered in dust. She is so happy to be covered in dust. She looks around, stretches high to the heavens, bends down to touch toes, then goes off to find her paddle.

Wow,
I am feeling the positive vibes being shot out to me from across the miles from all my burning brothers and sistahs. No matter how alone I may be, I'm not. Just basking in the light that is love from all of you. Just when I want to just fall off the side of the earth (if there is such a place), I got you all to catch me. Guess I'll have to come over to you and thank you all personally.

When I do get there, I will also be doing some research on the cost of living in Nevada and/or California. Mozy, you are so right. It is time for me to get out of FLA. Time to come home and stay there. I got my GF in Arizona (Mesa), my 1/2 bro in L.A., and Aunt and Uncle in L.A., and the rest of my tribe (you), in CA, NEV, and BRC!! Its time.

So if anyone is lookin for a Paralegal, server, or a great person who works hard and isn't afraid of getting dirty, let me know, I will bring my resume.

Peace, Love, and Hugs,
Lorgasm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 03, 2009 3:51 pm

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeet," says my little ass as I bend over for it. *sends off letter to Santa, telling him what a good girl I am, and how I deserve this flogger for Yule/Christmas/Birthday/whatever (or sooner)*

So... Harvey says Mozy is the boss of us now? Our new ruler? King? Uh-uh. The world is changing. We're going back to a totally Matriarchal Society, like it used to be long ago. Get used to it. We women are ruling once again. Trust me, resistance is futile. Mozy-darlin', you're gonna have to do a whole lot better than Photoshopping a pic of Larry like that to let me know that our cult leader has passed the baton/flogger/paddle over to you. I need to be convinced you are worthy of me/us worshipping you as my/our new leader.

Hiya peeps. Have missed y'all. Well, most of you.

Been busy. Grammypoo's priorities these days are all about grandbaby RJ, catching up on sleep (or trying anyway), tending to garden, cooking, cleaning, playing laundry wench, and all that other wonderful domestic stuff. *looks at the last 4 words said* Man, if someone would have shown me a crystal ball 4 years ago and I would have saw myself saying this? NFW. But things change, life changes, people change, it's all good stuff. Wouldn't have it any other fucking way.

Hey Lorgasm, don't know ya yet but I have been following ya' and been sending ya' monkey mojo good vibes. No matter how crappy things get sometimes, it's been my experience anyway that we all come out on top, we're stronger than we think we are, it's all either a lesson or a blessing, and when we finally do come out on the other side -- WOW -- ya' pat yourself on the back, ya' walk taller, ya' smile bigger and ya' tell yourself, "What was I so worried about? Look at me now! Woo-hoo!"

Thinkin' about ya'. *playa hug*

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sun May 03, 2009 4:13 pm

Monkey Poo,
Thanks for your words. It is time for me to be stronger and I am trying to use the tools to make me as such. So this first solo voyage going to be just what the good doctor ordered. I am hitting a bit of a snag as far as traveling. Going to work on getting the air line tix tomorrow. However, I will be leaving for SF. I cannot afford a rental car for I have to rely on a ride. I see that the flights to Reno are more expensive than SF. I will be arriving sometime on the 28th. Not sure the time as of yet. Then work needs be back on Labor day. So I am going to find a flight out of SF late Sunday afternoon. As such, I gotta find a friend who can take me to SF. I will check out the ride share site. I do have some friends in SF. However, they will not be at BRC this year.

I look forward to meeting you. I got a hug here with your name on it.

Is this gonna be fun or WHAT!?!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 03, 2009 8:53 pm

Steps between lorgasm and miss poo â€¦puts his arms around both.

Pulls both into a tight hug.
You both know I love you very much.
And it warms my heart to see you both kick ass the way you do.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:25 pm

*sips a glass of chardonnay*

Well, it's about damn time you showed up, Mozy! What the hell kind of New Leader are you anyway?!!
You think just because you photoshop a note from Lo-Ho you're just gonna mozy in on here and make us
take orders and direction from you without even a vote from from us BRC citizens?
What the fuck kind of democratic process is this??!!! I protest! I revolt! I REBEL!!!!!
I won't do anything you want me to do!
I won't do what Larry wants either!

*thinks about what I just said, sips a sip, winks, becomes submissive again*

DAMN YOU, LARRY!!!
DAMN YOU FOR JUST GIVING YOUR POWER AWAY WILLY-NILLY!!!

We love you, Larry.

Yeah, OK...we love you too, Mozy Master.

And now I think I need a rosey flogging. Please?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:34 pm

your a bad monkey.

bends her over a stool
slips her skirt over her bare ass

grabs the flogger.

heart is racing~
the anticipation is so sweet.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 03, 2009 9:44 pm

waits~

heart is racing~
the anticipation is so sweet.

Waits~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:07 pm

I am a bad monkey. Bad bad bad. I wonder if that flogger comes in yellow and black,
and at the ends are miniature leather yellow bananas that sting when one is flogged.
Quick! Someone patent that idea! Somebody make me a yummy banana flogger!!

*runs off to draw up the plans*

If only I had a little workshop to create all these crazy floggers, paddles, pottery, sew up wild costumes, etc....

*runs off to turn the diningroom into a workshop*

So many ideas. So little space to do it in.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 03, 2009 10:17 pm

she ran off....

I'll fix her

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:16 am

I didn't run off. *snicker* Go read your PM, you freak.

PS: I like the banana yellow and black restraint. Is it time for Burning Man yet, dammit?
How much longer? I wanna feel playa dust on my tits, in my teeth, smathered all over me again,
get my boobies and body painted right before I ride in the Critical Tits again with all my sisters,
roll in a pounding hurricane force twister dust storm again, get pelted by playa rocks, eat bacon
everyday, gift to my friends, dance, spin fire, run after the water trucks naked, etc etc etc!!!

*goes off to work on her low-income-ticket-essay again*

Damn. Why can't life be like that the other 51 weeks of the year in this stupid Default World (tm)?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:03 am

Monkeypoo wrote:I didn't run off. *snicker* Go read your PM, you freak.

PS: I like the banana yellow and black restraint.

The answer to your PM is YES with all my heart. I do love you. Now come with me to the play room. I have something new to show you.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon May 04, 2009 2:56 pm

lorgasm stolls into the bar; slowly and seductively rubs up against all she passes by. Purring softly as she sings to herself......

I'm leavin....on a jet plane.
Don't know when I'll be back again.

She finds a cute nymph lying on a persian rug. She playfully cleans the playa dust of the girl's tummy and belly button with a moist rag then proceeds to pour Wild Turkey into her navel . She gives the cute nymph a tender kiss on the cheek and lips, places her finger onto the nymph's lips as if to keep her silent then continues to drink the nectar from the girl's belly button.

Lorgasm finds a pillow, brings it to the cute nymph, places it under her head, puts the bottle of WT back under the bar, leaves a bag of chilled hershey kisses for her friends, and leaves.

Still singing.......

It will only be a matter of time when the others will join her in the song.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:31 pm

Lorgasm wrote:lorgasm stolls into the bar; slowly and seductively rubs up against all she passes by. Purring softly as she sings to herself......

I'm leavin....on a jet plane.
Don't know when I'll be back again.

She finds a cute nymph lying on a persian rug. She playfully cleans the playa dust of the girl's tummy and belly button with a moist rag then proceeds to pour Wild Turkey into her navel . She gives the cute nymph a tender kiss on the cheek and lips, places her finger onto the nymph's lips as if to keep her silent then continues to drink the nectar from the girl's belly button.

Lorgasm finds a pillow, brings it to the cute nymph, places it under her head, puts the bottle of WT back under the bar, leaves a bag of chilled hershey kisses for her friends, and leaves.

Still singing.......

It will only be a matter of time when the others will join her in the song.

*follows lead and procedure for WT shot*

ah, a grand start to the afternoon, thanks Lorgasm............

now, about that song...........

*starts humming OMWs*............

sorry, it's engraved into my little mind........

How ya doin?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:40 pm

Lorgasm wrote:lorgasm stolls into the bar; slowly and seductively rubs up against all she passes by. Purring softly as she sings to herself......

I'm leavin....on a jet plane.
Don't know when I'll be back again.

She finds a cute nymph lying on a persian rug. She playfully cleans the playa dust of the girl's tummy and belly button with a moist rag then proceeds to pour Wild Turkey into her navel . She gives the cute nymph a tender kiss on the cheek and lips, places her finger onto the nymph's lips as if to keep her silent then continues to drink the nectar from the girl's belly button.

Lorgasm finds a pillow, brings it to the cute nymph, places it under her head, puts the bottle of WT back under the bar, leaves a bag of chilled hershey kisses for her friends, and leaves.

Still singing.......

It will only be a matter of time when the others will join her in the song.

Jaw drops to the floor.

WOW!!!!

This would be a simulation of my reaction to your post lor.

I repeat this is only a simulation.

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:29 pm

SHOTS ON LORGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:42 pm

Yee HaA!!

I'm trying to type in the dark and its very hard. Will someone please create a keyboard with keys that light up.

Well, just wanna wish everyone a good night. Wish I could give everyone a big goodnight hug and kiss so just close your eyes, pucker up and give yourselves a big hug. Thats from me.

Was it good for you too?

Peace, Love, and Lots of Warm Fuzzies,
Lorgasm
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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:48 pm

Sweet dreams L'orgasm!
See ya in the morning!
Piney