The Bar

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:09 am

ole!

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:56 pm

Hey Everyone,

Back from court and I lost. Got a bit argumentative with the judge and officer unfriendly. So they raised the price and got 2 months to pay. Dammit!

Well, gotta get ready for work then more moving. Have a great day.

(((Hugs)))

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:14 pm

Aw, Lorgasm that sucks.

Let me at 'em, let me at 'em....oh wait, they have guns and stuff, right? Crap. Guess there's not much you can do about that.

Good thing that they gave you 2 months to pay thought, right? (Looking for silver lining somewhere...)

Well, at least you got your playa and eplaya buddies.

((((Lorgasm))))).

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:18 pm

Back from errands. Baby RJ was so good in the car and in Walmart! We'll see if I'm still saying that a year from now when he starts talking and saying, "I want that, Grammy! I want that truck!"

BTW: He's gonna be crawling by this weekend, I just know it! I told him he couldn't start crawling til his mommy came home from her Piercing Convention in Vegas. If need be, I'll put bricks on his back. (kidding)

Blessed, blessed, blessed. There's no greater love than baby love ~ for a grannypoo anyway. *thanks the baby gods above*

Thank you, Mozy-sweetie, for your help today, your generosity and kindness, friend. You rock my fucking world. *hug*

Mule, you look adorably hot in your sombrero! Now I wanna see you do a Flaminco Dance.

PurpleKoosh, thanks for the snail video! I love Chef Ramsey too! And weren't those kids cute with their little accents?!! *seriously thinking about rounding up my garden snails and harvesting their fucking little slimy asses for a salad now. I wonder how much protein is in a dozen snails. I need more protein in my diet.

Lorgasm, *hug hug hug* ~ damn that judge and cop! Don't worry. You're doing good. You're gonna be fine! I for one am very proud of you. I see you working hard, being strong. Way to go! Oh! I gotta PM you something later. You might like it.

What a beautiful sunny happy day.

And now I must eat my taco salad from Taco Hell. I cannot believe I am eating fastfood. I maybe only do this about twice a year.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:40 pm

Lorgasm wrote: Hey Everyone,

Back from court and I lost. Got a bit argumentative with the judge and officer unfriendly. So they raised the price and got 2 months to pay. Dammit!

Well, gotta get ready for work then more moving. Have a great day.

(((Hugs)))

Oh Lorgasm, behave your self.

You are so getting a spanking for being argumentative with the judge.

bad kitten bad kitten. very bad kitten.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:50 pm

*comes into the bar, giggling hysterically, jumps onto the bar, leaps up to the rafters, starts swinging back and forth like a happy crazy little naughty monkey, laughing, laughing, laughing ~ falls out of rafters onto floor, rolls over back and forth giggling, sides hurting from laughing so hard*

I just played a joke on Mozy. I am a bad monkey. Bad bad bad.

*continues to roll on floor, laughing hysterically*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:17 pm

Hey wait a min.....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:20 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:*comes into the bar, giggling hysterically, jumps onto the bar, leaps up to the rafters, starts swinging back and forth like a happy crazy little naughty monkey, laughing, laughing, laughing ~ falls out of rafters onto floor, rolls over back and forth giggling, sides hurting from laughing so hard*

I just played a joke on Mozy. I am a bad monkey. Bad bad bad.

*continues to roll on floor, laughing hysterically*

steve?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:31 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:34 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This one is Evil... Evil I tell you. you are a bad monkey.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:37 pm

...and mischievous, spunky, humorous, fun, goofy, happy, maniacal....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:39 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:...and mischievous, spunky, humorous, fun, goofy, happy, maniacal....

Agreed.

gives a soft hug

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:12 pm

I really really really reeeeeeeaaaaaallly had you going with my little April-Fools-Joke-In-May, huh? I crack myslef up sometimes. hee hee.

Wanna play strip poker?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:19 am

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*Click* starts to dance~~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:00 pm

I apologize for not catching on to you playing that to wake me up, sweety.

Sometimes I'm a bit slow. Especially before my coffee. Hehe. Had a wonderful morning and afternoon, y'all. Excellent. Hope y'all did too. I should go over to the FUCK thread and scream, "I LOVE MY FUCKING LIFE NOW THAT I AM FUCKING BACK HOME IN FUCKING AWESOME BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA!!!"

I'm off to Raley's. Gotta go to their Seafood section and get some fish. Cod, catfish, salmon, trout, halibut, AHI, something. I am craving fish. I don't even think I'll cook it. Raw fish rocks. Is that indicative of anything? Every craving is indicative of something. Does it mean I need iron, protein, something, what??? Or does it just mean I just like fish?

*swims off to get some fish*

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:31 pm

So what happened to Lorgasm?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:39 pm

regarding her speeding ticket,.......... or.........?
..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:14 pm

Da Mule wrote:ole!

Puts a bowl of cheese-flavored oats on the bar.
Straps what looks likeâ€¦.?!?! A giant Water Feeder Bottle to the Bar.

Fills it with Da Mule's favorite drink.

I'm thinking I need to get to know Da Mule a little better.

apparently Da mule has a Big heart.

Well da he's a mule.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 5:17 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:I apologize for not catching on to you playing that to wake me up, sweety. Sometimes I'm a bit slow. Especially before my coffee. Hehe. Had a wonderful morning and afternoon, y'all. Excellent. Hope y'all did too. I should go over to the FUCK thread and scream, "I LOVE MY FUCKING LIFE NOW THAT I AM FUCKING BACK HOME IN FUCKING AWESOME BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA!!!"

I'm off to Raley's. Gotta go to their Seafood section and get some fish. Cod, catfish, salmon, trout, halibut, AHI, something. I am craving fish. I don't even think I'll cook it. Raw fish rocks. Is that indicative of anything? Every craving is indicative of something. Does it mean I need iron, protein, something, what??? Or does it just mean I just like fish?

*swims off to get some fish*

snuggle smooches Monkeypoo

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:03 pm

I have this STUPID ass fucking song STUCK in my head and it won't stop.
But it's, like, it's how I feel these days!!!

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I feel good, I feel good!!! *stops, composes self*
Make it go away. Pleeeeeeease???

Okay, here's one I can deal with.... I can deal with Sting and the Police.
Sting is a gooooooood thing. *wipes sweat and anxiety off face*
Would I fuck Sting? Hell yeah. He's into Kama Sutra and all that!!

OK. I'm good now.

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:01 pm

*Monkeypoo comes into The Bar, tacks up a note on the bulletin board*

Do you need a pussy? Two of my sweet pussies need a loving home.

You can call it spam or whatever, but I'm posting it here, and please don't jump on my ass. But if ya do wanna jump my cute little ass, for the love of Venus at least use some fucking tingly lube. *snicker* As a few or many may know, I live here with my Sammi (daughter) and grandbaby RJ here in Citrus Heights (near Sacramento). Baby RJ is damn near close to crawling. I predict by this weekend he's gonna be all over the place. It truly is precious! We have 3 cats ~ Lucifer, Salem & HooDoo. All are fixed. Great cats. They really are. Very loving. We are keeping Licifer. He doesn't have front claws and is good with baby RJ. However, Salem & HooDoo are acting out at the baby lately. Salem hisses at baby RJ. HooDoo pissed on the baby's clothes the other day, shortly after I folded the baby clothes. This is NOT their usual behavior. We just don't get it or understand. So, sadly, Sammi and I are not OK with this. We love our kitties, but Sammi has asked me to inquire to my burner friends and family if there is any one of you who could perhaps adopt one or both. They like it indoors or outdoors. They really are precious, but they're just not acting right around the baby and it is concerning us deeply. We'd really like to give Salem and HooDoo to a loving home. We don't wanna give them to the SPCA or put an ad on Craigslist, and we'd never ever abandon them on some farm road, like a lot of people do sometimes. No way. Salem is a one year old male black short hair. Fixed. Has recent shots. Litter trained, but would rather crap outside. Gawd we love him. He kind of looks like LeChat.

HooDoo is a one year old female. Fixed. Recent shots. Litter trained, and is curious about the outside world. She is such a sweety. She loves her brother Salem. I have this feeling they would really love to live in the country. I would if I was a pussycat. *meow*

Please? Anyone? You can contact me via PM. Please? Thank you. xoxoxoxo

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:26 pm

kicks the jukebox >>>>>>slides across the room hits the other wall.

Bites off the end of a whiskey bottle. drinks whiskey

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:31 pm

MozyBonz wrote:kicks the jukebox >>>>>>slides across the room hits the other wall.

Bites off the end of a whiskey bottle. drinks whiskey

*mesmerized, shocked, impressed at such a display of testosterone in action*

Wow. Kick it. Bite it. Drink it up. Wow.
*blinks eyelashes repeatedly like Olive Oil does to Popeye*

Whatcha up to, Mozy?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:41 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:kicks the jukebox >>>>>>slides across the room hits the other wall.

Bites off the end of a whiskey bottle. drinks whiskey

*mesmerized, shocked, impressed at such a display of testosterone in action*

Wow. Kick it. Bite it. Drink it up. Wow.
*blinks eyelashes repeatedly like Olive Oil does to Popeye*

Whatcha up to, Mozy?

throws MP over his shoulder and climes up into the rafters.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:45 pm

HIya Poo,
Hi everyone.....

just back from a volleyball match,
I need hydration, and liquor, for my old, sore body..........dang...........

I can't seem to get on and read "Hippy love club" my machine just freezes like makes all sorts of sounds, like, it's trying to run or download something really big......
is there a huge file or something there?

just wonderin..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:48 pm

ygmir wrote:HIya Poo,
Hi everyone.....

just back from a volleyball match,
I need hydration, and liquor, for my old, sore body..........dang...........

I can't seem to get on and read "Hippy love club" my machine just freezes like makes all sorts of sounds, like, it's trying to run or download something really big......
is there a huge file or something there?

just wonderin..........

looks down from the rafters points at the broken top whiskey bottle.

hydration, and liquor

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:53 pm

trying to run or download something really big......
is there a huge file or something there?

Lots of pics and vids to load. just a lot on the page

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:08 pm

ah well, I guess I just can't play there...................you gotta know, as OCD as I am about checking threads and participating, it's killin' me, though............

I see what you point out........

so,
bartender, a broken bottle of whiskey and a shot of water, please.........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:12 pm

ygmir wrote:ah well, I guess I just can't play there...................you gotta know, as OCD as I am about checking threads and participating, it's killin' me, though............

I see what you point out........

so,
bartender, a broken bottle of whiskey and a shot of water, please.........

No water here only whiskey.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 06, 2009 11:58 pm

MozyBonz wrote:throws MP over his shoulder and climbs up into the rafters.

WOW!!! Now we're talkin' my MONKEY language!!!!

*hangs on for dear life, spanks Mozy's ass as he takes me into the rafters*

Are we gonna be like freaky monkeys and swing from chandeliers in here????

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