The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:06 am

ygmir wrote:I can't seem to get on and read "Hippy Love Club" my machine just freezes like makes all sorts of sounds, like, it's trying to run or download something really big.....

Well, maybe it's the internet's way of saying, "Log off, you damn hippie, and come on down to the real Hippie Love Club down here in Citrus Heights!"

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:14 am

MozyBonz wrote:
trying to run or download something really big...... is there a huge file or something there?
Lots of pics and vids to load. just a lot on the page

Can't possibly be any bigger than the pics and vids in this Bar....
Maybe it's the patchouli? Or lava lamps? Maybe the tie-dyes and
Grateful Dead music is just too much for the board?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 2:19 am

Dammit, I hate it when no one else is here to converse with, cuz then it looks like I'm blowing up The Bar with consecutive posts. Damn you lurkers. You newbies? Y'all need to get in here and drink with us, eat gobs of bacon, and swing from the rafters like the rest of us. Jump in, you freaks! You know you want to. Don't be shy. We're family here. *waits and waits, twiddles thumbs, gets out flogger to greet the next batch of first-time-Burning-Man-freaks* Today I made a new costume for BM...Sugar Plum Fairy Gone Burner Style.

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:43 am

well, hey, what's this?

*sniffs oats*

cheez doodle flavored oats! There IS a Dog. I knew it.

Ooh, and a cool bottle made just for me so that I don't have to try and stick my tongue down the neck of beer bottle. Way cool. Just what I needed before my trip.

*loads up pack*

I'm off for a hike in the Alps for a week or so. Hopefully I'll meet some cute female mountain goats. So don't worry if you hear rumors of another abduction. I'm going willingly this time and there are no one-legged prostitutes involved.

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:07 am

*wanders in, tired, sore*

yikes, I'm getting so old........one volleyball match (5 games), and, I'm all sore this morning..........dang........

Have a great trip, Mule......
maybe you can learn to play the Alpenhorn? we need a good OOMPA band here, and, of course, you'd be lead..........
and, those naughty Alpen goats...........

And,
don't forget:

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:40 am

good morning!

have fun muley ... i hope you don't get too spoiled by cheez doodles made with real cheese ... !

massaging yg's shoulders ... where does it hurt?

the heat just popped my sweetest-smelling orchid ... mmmmmmmmmmmm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:42 am

littleflower wrote:good morning!

have fun muley ... i hope you don't get too spoiled by cheez doodles made with real cheese ... !

massaging yg's shoulders ... where does it hurt?

a little lower, maybe a little faster..........grin.......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:43 am

hey Mule!!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu May 07, 2009 7:45 am

right here???? mmmmmmm

i'd insist on being hauled up to the rafters, but it sounds pretty busy up there...

closes screen

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 07, 2009 10:27 am

Swings from the rafters hits the floor running~
Kicks the jukebox on the way out the door~

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Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in... again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are at the ready
Are you ready?
I'm finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense

Spinning infinity, boy
The wheel is spinning me
It's never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

In time or so i'm told
I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We're temporary, temporary
Same old story

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

I'm the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I'm the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your stare
I'm what's left, I'm what's right
I'm the enemy
I'm the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all... pretend)
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

What if I say I'm not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all... pretend)
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 12:49 pm

ygmir wrote:we need a good OOMPA band here, and, of course, you'd be lead...

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Baby RJ likes this.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 07, 2009 4:55 pm

Illuminaughty Society

Turns on light in the sky.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 6:25 pm

Calling out for art supplies from your garbage!!!
OK, all you SacTown area freaks. I need discarded netting.
Got a wild idea for a costume. Quite cute too. The netting comes with
your potatoes, onions, garlic, whatever. White, orange, red, green.
Any color is great. I'm not particular. You probably throw it away in
the garbage. I want it. I'm making a costume.
PM me. I'll pay your postage.

Example:

I don't need your potatoes.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 10:07 pm

*crawls out of the rafters*

MozyBonz wrote:
(song from youtube was inserted, but snipped here)

What if I say that I'll never surrender?

A few cracks of my flogger will fix that, beyotch!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 07, 2009 10:16 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:*crawls out of the rafters*

MozyBonz wrote:
(song from youtube was inserted, but snipped here)

What if I say that I'll never surrender?

A few cracks of my flogger will fix that, beyotch!

You can't hurt me with that...i feel no pain and I'm a fucking monster.

grabs monkey poo puts her on his shoulder and climes back up into the rafters.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 07, 2009 11:09 pm

Looks down from the rafters.

Violet Boudoir would you like a drink?

pulls monkey poo across lap.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu May 07, 2009 11:44 pm

Da Mule comes in after the Sugar Plum Fairy post.....

Da Mule wrote:well, hey, what's this?
*sniffs oats* cheez doodle flavored oats! There IS a Dog. I knew it.
Ooh, and a cool bottle made just for me so that I don't have to try and stick my tongue down the neck of beer bottle. Way cool. Just what I needed before my trip. *loads up pack* I'm off for a hike in the Alps for a week or so. Hopefully I'll meet some cute female mountain goats. So don't worry if you hear rumors of another abduction. I'm going willingly this time and there are no one-legged prostitutes involved.
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Happy adventure in the Alps, hon! Wow!! That's so cool!!
Bring us back some Alpsinian Bacon, will ya? And before you go? Please?
Before you go? I/We wanna see you in a tutu and I/we wanna see you
dance in ballet shoes to this... (I'm sorry. I'm stuck on this song....)

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OK, so ya need 4 ballet slippers. No worries.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 09, 2009 5:44 am

it looks like they're ready for Mules arrival in the alps.....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:41 am

Geesh Damn it smell like ganky sex in here now....

MozY and MonkeyPOO...
Get a fucking room! You know... a room you can Fuck in!~ WEEEEE!

I cant even pour drinks with ya;'ll bouncing off the walls running at each other, jumpin' on the bar from the rafters and spillin drinks and what the fuck is that day glow pink gooey shit on the corner of ClarkCons coffee pot????

And although I will commend you two on the Stank....(good shit manerd).

I cant smell the bouquet of my GrandMarnier through IT!

Here, here's a towel...wipe yourselves up, go take a shower, eat for gods sake.
Come in when you can keep your paws off each other for more then 2 seconds!!!
Other wise...walk down to Red nose and get it outa your system for a couple hours!

This is a BAR Gahadamanit!
Let's DRINK!!!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:48 am

ya gotta admit, though.........

watching them scamper around and through the rafters like two spry little spider monkeys, is quite entertaining,

(my first instinct was to say a gorilla chasing a lemur, but, thought that might not be so complimentary towards Mozy. grin.)

sort of like a combination of
"XXX pay per view meets wild kingdom".............

what are you pouring this fine morning?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 09, 2009 7:02 am

Big huge Glasses of GET up And GO!!!

Gonna try to get the chicken coop built bigger(lock them bitchs up while I get my grass to grow!!!)_ and dig trenches for sprinkler system... pull out this whole years worth of compost and turn the garden so we can plant next weekend!!!!

You know GRUNT work!
Its "whittle down your debt to parents work day"...heheheeee

Got a new pass through window from the kitchen to the outside barbque area...I can finally see out my window!!!(the old ones...single pane and 30 year mineral etched).
This morning I was making coffee just enjoying being able to see out the window... was watching a rabbit in the back yard and all the sudden it took off running? Then out of the top of my vision I see another Rabbitt running like its tail was on fire down the mountain side...and then I saw them, 2 beautiful coyotes giving chase....
Ahhh I love this place !!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:36 am

pinemom wrote:Geesh Damn it smell like ganky sex in here now....

MozY and MonkeyPOO...
Get a fucking room! You know... a room you can Fuck in!~ WEEEEE!

I cant even pour drinks with ya;'ll bouncing off the walls running at each other, jumpin' on the bar from the rafters and spillin drinks and what the fuck is that day glow pink gooey shit on the corner of ClarkCons coffee pot????

And although I will commend you two on the Stank....(good shit manerd).

I cant smell the bouquet of my GrandMarnier through IT!

Here, here's a towel...wipe yourselves up, go take a shower, eat for gods sake.
Come in when you can keep your paws off each other for more then 2 seconds!!!
Other wise...walk down to Red nose and get it outa your system for a couple hours!

This is a BAR Gahadamanit!
Let's DRINK!!!!!!

Looks down at pinemom from the raftersâ€¦â€¦.WHAT? â€¦..But she wiggled her butt at me.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:01 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
pinemom wrote:Geesh Damn it smell like ganky sex in here now.... MozY and MonkeyPOO...
Get a fucking room! You know... a room you can Fuck in!~ WEEEEE!
I cant even pour drinks with ya;'ll bouncing off the walls running at each other, jumpin' on the bar from the rafters and spillin drinks and what the fuck is that day glow pink gooey shit on the corner of ClarkCons coffee pot????
And although I will commend you two on the Stank....(good shit manerd).
I cant smell the bouquet of my GrandMarnier through IT!
Here, here's a towel...wipe yourselves up, go take a shower, eat for gods sake.
Come in when you can keep your paws off each other for more then 2 seconds!!!
Other wise...walk down to Red nose and get it outa your system for a couple hours!
This is a BAR Gahadamanit!
Let's DRINK!!!!!!

Looks down at pinemom from the raftersâ€¦â€¦ WHAT?â€¦..But she wiggled her butt at me.

I have NO FUCKING IDEA what y'all are talkin' about.

All this sex talk? sex smell? where? Who what? butts a-waggin? Who was doin' that? Who needs a room? I've been up here making a fuckin' monkey-style tree house for my grandbaby RJ. Jeeez, y'all really do jump to conclusions sometimes now, don'tcha? I am innocent.

I'll take a drink now, though. A chardonnay or vanilla vodka would be sweet.

*goes back up to rafters with a hammer and nails (and a whole bunch of rope!!), whispers to Mozy to keep his ape noises down a bit*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:19 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:whispers to Mozy to keep his ape noises down a bit*

OK

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:31 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:whispers to Mozy to keep his ape noises down a bit*
OK

Awesome. You're catching on now, aren'tcha darlin'? *whispers to Mozy to at least keep it down so no one gets suspicious* Now. Here. Do what I tell ya to do. Grab a fucking hammer. Pound some nails. Tie some rope here and there. Make it look like a playhouse for a baby. Now. Go down there and get me a drink, come back up, bring more rope. Bring lots of rope. We gotta make this playhouse look non-obvious.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:37 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:whispers to Mozy to keep his ape noises down a bit*
OK
Awesome. You're catching on now, aren'tcha darlin'? *whispers to Mozy to at least keep it down so no one gets suspicious* Now. Here. Do what I tell ya to do. Grab a fucking hammer. Pound some nails. Tie some rope here and there. Make it look like a playhouse for a baby. Now. Go down there and get me a drink, come back up, bring more rope. Bring lots of rope. We gotta make this playhouse look non-obvious.

OK

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:47 pm

Fuck, I'm speechless.
And feeling oh-so powerful.
Where's the fucking rope?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 09, 2009 2:52 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck, I'm speechless.
And feeling oh-so powerful.
Where's the fucking rope?

OK

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 09, 2009 4:33 pm

swings down from the rafters~ kicks the jukebox~ swings back up into the rafters~

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:57 pm

*falls out of rafters after a long ass, much needed, catch-up-on-sleep-nap from a week of watching grandbaby boy RJ, falls onto face flat on the bar, grabs a bottle of chardonnay, wipes sleepies from eyes, picks self up, shakes juke box*

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I'm ready to fucking rock-n-roll now!!!!! *wipes eyes again, sniffs the air* Smells like monkey shenanigans have been going on in here. Is that what happens when ya' build a tree house in the rafters? Damn.
*sprays lavender all around*

Yay!!! Whole Earth Festival in Davis tomorrow, y'all. Come one! Come all!! 10am-6pm. Free!! Great music - reggae, bluegrass, blues, electronica!! Yggy? Whatcha doin' tomorrow? Like music? Like arts n crafts? Come down off that dang hill and have some fun with us all, dang-nab-it. *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink poke poke*

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Hey! I'm awake! Let's drink like Pinemom says! Let's DRINK and DANCE!!!!! *passes around shots and gogo boots to all the chickies to dance on the bar to the B52s, wipes eyes again, takes a drink of chardonnay, hits jukebox again, puts 4 gogo boots on DaMule* Classic..... *grabs cow bell*

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