The Bar

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 15, 2009 8:00 am

ygmir wrote: I'll grab a cup and head for the "Hammock Of Love Energy".............

removes clothes, grabs painkiller

climbs into hammock...

relaxes ..... ooooohhhhhhh, i love a tropical beach! thanks, yg!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 15, 2009 8:12 am

knfoh;asrr;roghjo8aso;as

(you're welcome)

*voice muffled 'cause some bare woman seems to have jumped on top of me*

*I think she's facing backwards.......grin*..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 15, 2009 8:50 am

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:05 am

ygmir wrote:knfoh;asrr;roghjo8aso;as

(you're welcome)

*voice muffled 'cause some bare woman seems to have jumped on top of me*

*I think she's facing backwards.......grin*..........

oh... hi, yg! you're so dainty and petite that i did not see you!

i love your hot-pink glittered thong ....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 15, 2009 9:08 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 16, 2009 6:03 am

*look up from HOLE*
*noting wind whistling through bar, doors and windows open..........*

wow, it's deserted in here.......I musta passed out..........
*smile, small wince attached, thinking of antics in HOLE of the day, yester*............

well, I'll plug in the espresso, just in case anyone wanders in.........

how about a nice morning tune?

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POO?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:26 am

On page 2800. Can we do another 200 pages by playa time?

That's ~3000 posts.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:49 am

well, Fishy..do the calcs and tell us how many per day to reach said goal............

you can be "post monitor"..........(puts up "straight line" for any inclined)...............

I'm sure it can happen, look what happened in 007's absence on the thread he forbid us to post on..........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 16, 2009 7:40 pm

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 16, 2009 7:53 pm

ygmir wrote:well, Fishy..do the calcs and tell us how many per day to reach said goal............

you can be "post monitor"..........(puts up "straight line" for any inclined)...............

I'm sure it can happen, look what happened in 007's absence on the thread he forbid us to post on..........

Oh crap, I have to work? Do you think, that this is a do-acracy?

The webpage state 112 days till the man burns. We'll take away 7, for the week and travel time. And well, it makes it almost a round number.

So--200 pages. Two pages a day. That's 60 posts each and every day.

Heck, Mozy and Monkeypoo do half that regularly.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 16, 2009 7:55 pm

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 16, 2009 7:59 pm

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PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:02 pm

ygmir wrote:it's ok, the "Hammock Of Love Energy" (HOLE), is a covers/clothing optional contraption...........steal away............

And, even though a small, soft, weak and timid person, I can still put up a fight if attacked....( or very compliant if you're wearing a Zorro mask)..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:13 pm

*tacklehugs the Koosh*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 16, 2009 8:43 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
ygmir wrote:it's ok, the "Hammock Of Love Energy" (HOLE), is a covers/clothing optional contraption...........steal away............

And, even though a small, soft, weak and timid person, I can still put up a fight if attacked....( or very compliant if you're wearing a Zorro mask)..

*stands quivering, with a "deer in the headlights" expression*

not only am I now obligated into compliance regarding your wishes and whims, but, the sight of Fishy "Tackle hugging" you......well........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 16, 2009 11:35 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 17, 2009 12:04 am

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Jet Set · Post by **Jet Set** » Sun May 17, 2009 1:41 am

*a hand reaches out from the darkness for the door of the bar, pauses and then retracts. It returns moments later, this time holding a can of WD-40. A faint hissing is heard and then the door opens, silently. A figure emerges from the darkness and heads to the bar to get a drink. After getting the glass there is a pause. Several cabinet doors are opened and then closed.*

Where is it? Where is it? I know it's here somewhere, I can sense it!

*Eventually one is found with creak and is promptly sprayed*

Hmmm .... oh, I see! It's on of YG's many and varied secret entrances. It's no wonder he hasn't been using it.

*goes back to drink. Pours a tall glass of mead. Jumps up into the darkness of the rafters with the glass. Moments later a surieken (foam of course) comes zipping down from the rafters and baps into the juke*

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:43 am

*tiptoeing into barn, to surprise Mule*

Boo!!!!!

dang, he seems not here, again....must still be cavorting in Bavaria.........

*heads to bar via secret feedroom/bidet entrance*

hey, no squeaking hinge...............JETSET!!!!! you're back!!!!

*grabs handfull of confetti from back pocket tosses it *

glad to see you, buddy.
I've been missing the mead updates, as well.

*dons freshly pressed tux*

I hope we all remembered it's "use an accent and wear a Tuxedo and walk like a penguin" day.............

pulls down poster from roll of NEP (never ending posters)

*plugs in espresso, sets out breakfast buffet*

Pizza, anyone?

in honor of UAAWATAWLAP day, anchovies for the pizza

I'm heading for the ROS......pizza and espresso.....and, watch from the shadows...........but, the HOLE is open..........

A tune, perhaps?

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 17, 2009 4:12 pm

Jet Set wrote: Hmmm .... oh, I see! It's on of YG's many and varied secret entrances. It's no wonder he hasn't been using it.

Now you remind me of the days when LCN had the roof off so he could get in...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 17, 2009 4:14 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 17, 2009 4:24 pm

*monkeypoo tries to slip in under the radar, waves lovingly*

I have really been trying to do a good job staying away from here on eplaya, from myspace, from facebook, from society, from my friends, from myself, from life? Well, not from from myself. I am on a rollercoaster (again). Sorry!! This whole year has been one. I know I'm not unique. Lots of us are and aren't. Pardon me if my thoughts are distant and scattered, insane, sane, wanting to break free of my present world. It's all good. I had a moment of sanity the other day. I happened to come upon CURRENT TV the other afternoon. It wasn't the first time. I saw the Temple burn. My heart blossomed. I was transformed back to a place I really needed to be transformed back to right now. I have demons. I have hurts. I have desires and loves lived and dumped on and addictions I hate. I'm OK. I saw the temple burn. I have many things to write on the temple. I have a lot of things to let go of. GOD GAWD UNIVERSE I am so fucking ready. I am ready to let go again, Universe. I know how to heal myself. I hate my tears.....I love my tears....I know my tears.... I just need to go back home to the playa. THAT's HOME. I've just been really emotional. I'm not going back to re-read this. My heart is kissing playa dust, hugging friends, embracing dust devils.... whatever xoxoxoxoxooxox

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:36 pm

Dammit, I am not allowed to edit my post. ??????
I have to edit my fucking post within 60 minutes, ???????
after I posted my message???
This sucks donkey dicks.

Ahh, well. Aint nuthing wrong with a good donkey dick.

I am me, and that is all I need to be.

Ommmmm...............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 17, 2009 9:32 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Dammit, I am not allowed to edit my post. ??????
I have to edit my fucking post within 60 minutes, ???????
after I posted my message???
This sucks donkey dicks.

Ahh, well. Aint nuthing wrong with a good donkey dick.

I am me, and that is all I need to be.

Ommmmm...............

Hi Poo, glad to see you back........

you may have just made a freind on Da Mule..............

hang in there.............

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 18, 2009 5:27 am

*tiptoeing in, so as not to disturb the people NOT here........*

well,
I think I'll just decorate, then..........
*plugs in espresso and pours a brandy*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:29 am

G'mornin Bar peeps!

(ok, Ill try Fishy!)

Well, I wish I could say ive been busy with great playa projects...but alas not yet....where the fuck can I get a riding crop beating!
This horse needs to ride!

Today...I write out the next 4 months of lists and time table, to when they get done!
I swear!

We've just been trying to get some of the house honey do lists done, then the trucks all decided to take dumps...so there goes the extra$....

My energies are zilched.
I need a burny day.
I need some MoJo huggin!
Yo MoJo..hehehe...tickle...

Hi jet set...welcome back!

Ok today I start!
Today I also try to quit!

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon May 18, 2009 8:20 am

Countdown to the Burn

9552496 seconds

That's 3 months,
20 days,
13 hours,
28 minutes and
16 seconds until the Man burns!