The Bar

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:41 am

((((((PM))))))

Yep, having enough energy right now is a big issue with so much coming up - why is this is such an insanely busy time of year?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:10 pm

Da mule in Da house.

*click*

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:25 pm

dang this jet-lag....I'm off to bed early. Ooh wait, bed is good. Now where is that donkey-kissing lady when I need her?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:39 pm

Will I do? I don't get the chance to kiss many donkeys, but it seems I am always having to kiss a lot of ass.....

(((((((SMOOCH))))))))

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:53 pm

well i have never kissed a mule. But I hugged a Big Cock in this bar once.
I believe I swung a Big Cock from on top of a crowed bar once also.

So what the Fuck~

Gives Da Mule a big smooch~

drops some hip hop yea I did it........

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ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon May 18, 2009 5:28 pm

**burn** wrote:Countdown to the Burn

9552496 seconds

That's 3 months,
20 days,
13 hours,
28 minutes and
16 seconds until the Man burns!

FUCK... *Runs around with my head cut off...*

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Mon May 18, 2009 5:59 pm

Stopping by to check in! How's everyone?

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Mon May 18, 2009 6:42 pm

Hi Ya Doggy!

Dave has lost his head and I'm hanging around kising ass...

again....

What's New???

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 19, 2009 6:42 am

*checking barn for recent activity*
hey, the silk sheets in the stall look used........maybe Mule is back?

*scoots over to bar on moving sidewalk*

hey, even some folks here last night.......nice........
If we're going to carry out Fishy's edict, we'll need to be posting here to break 3K pages by the Burn..............

*makes water for tea*

*strokes Juke*

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I'm heading for the HOLE...........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 19, 2009 6:49 am

*clicks on "Mule/stall cam"*........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 19, 2009 6:51 am

*noting Mule is already posting vacation picks in the singles column of "Farm and Ranch Love"*

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:49 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:56 am

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:43 pm

ygmir wrote:POO?

*sneaks in secret passageway, peeks in, sees happy monkey dancing, writes ygmir's name on her official Burning Man 2009 Playa Dance Card*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:02 am

*looks for Mule in barn.............*

*goes out to well house to check on "really super secret" bar entrance*

*slips into bar from back of fireplace*

HI POO!!!
nice to see you. *looking for "dance card ticket stub"*

well,

breakfast anyone?

a tune to eat by?

*strokes Juke*
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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:39 am

dr.placebo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

and here they are, at center camp in 2008

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:59 am

ygmir wrote:HI POO!!!
nice to see you. *looking for "dance card ticket stub"*

You're really makin' me work hard. I guess I'm gonna have to play around with
PhotoShop and come up with something Burner-ish.
In the meantime...here's your stub...

And now I am really dating myself. I was actually at this concert. I was 8 years old.
My stepdad Tommy took me. The Beatles arrived in an ambulance onto the field.
I wore a cute little red mini-dress and long pigtail ponytails and my really HIP white
pleather go-go boots -- and, yes, when I saw Paul MacCartney I cried like a fucking baby.

I wish I still had this ticket stub. I understand they are rare.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed May 20, 2009 11:00 am

Hi Poo!

I have a collection of my old concert ticket stubs - and all my old Burning Man tickets. I think the earliest one I kept was Jefferson Airplane at Earl Warren Showgrounds with a light show by The Family Cat. (Anybody else remember when a light show was all about projecting images of colored oil foating on water?) I went with my big brother (mom made him take me).

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:16 pm

Repels from the rafters dressed in black. Hits the ground gives the jukebox a kick.

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Slips behind the Bar for a cool glass of water.

Covers face with goggles and a black cloth rap as if preparing to go out in a 95 mph White Out.

Suddenly a 130 mph White Out Hits the doors of the Bar with a blast, blowing the front doors off their hinges and clearing everything off the bar and shelves, violently turning over tables and chairs.

Visibility in the bar goes to zeroâ€¦â€¦â€¦.the storm goes on for three hours~~

Edit:

Come on over baby got nothinâ€™ to lose
Well you never get enough oâ€™ those
Highway blues
Just another road to freedom and you know that
It ainâ€™t no crime
Canâ€™t you hear it baby
Like thunder I know
Like the magic and the passion
Of rock and roll
Itâ€™s like a harley motorcycle baby raging out of control

Danger up ahead of you
Cominâ€™ up behind you too
Turn it to the left
Turn it to the right
Now you twist the throttle up
With all your might

Dangerous, thatâ€™s why you love it

Well you like to drive fast baby
Slide up right beside me watch the
Broken lines fly
â€™cause thereâ€™s no one who can catch us
Just let anybody give it a try
Canâ€™t you hear it baby like thunder I know
Like the magic and the passion of rock â€™nâ€™ roll

Youâ€™re a rebel and youknow it
And youâ€™re not afraid to throw it away

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 1:31 pm

ygmir wrote:

For some reason, quite unknown to me, THIS PIC really fucking
turns me on. I think it's the boots...or maybe the desert.

Mule? Are you male or female?

Does it matter? Nah.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 20, 2009 2:28 pm

Wow thanks bin....you brought a tear to my eye and a lump in my throat today.

Seeing the tracing was Exceptionally Enjoyable and made what was already a great week even better.

Old Grand Dad patiently awaits...

thank you

give poo a pinch on the way out~

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 3:29 pm

MozyBonz wrote:give poo a pinch on the way out~

Oh. Y'all are way too easy on me. I want a good fucking
spanking or at least a high mule kick in my ass.
Make it at least a little pretty and pleasurable, fer christsakes.
Sheesh

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 6:27 pm

Yooo-hooooo??!!!! Where's my coyote???

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I don't know why I absoFUCKINGlutely LOVE this song so much,
but it just speaks to my spirit and grounds me,
centers me, takes me home to a very very happy happy place...

...and that's a good thing.

Please don't shoot the coyotes.
Coyotes need love too.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:13 pm

>>MozyBonzRepels from the rafters dressed in black. Hits the ground gives the jukebox a kick.

My mind had a brain fart, MozyHoneyBonz, but I remembered this song you played yesterday ....

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and I have no fucking idea why this doesn'y show up...

fuck eplaya.... 8)

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fuck. I give up.

not on you, though. :wink:

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:18 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:>>MozyBonzRepels from the rafters dressed in black. Hits the ground gives the jukebox a kick.

My mind had a brain fart, MozyHoneyBonz, but I remembered this song you played....

Was it??
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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:29 pm

No. It was "South City Midnight Lady" by the Doobie Brothers

:cry:

I can't seem to make it work.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:31 pm

*click*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 20, 2009 8:51 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:15 pm

*the smothering awesome smell of chocolately chocolately homemade fucking brownies permeates The Bar driving everyone fucking nutso crazy....intoxicating them.... Poo comes out of The Bar Kitchen with flour in her hair, cocoa in her eyes, sugar in her ears, chopped up Hershey kisses hanging off her boobies*

Man. This is some GOOD shit fucking brownies, folks.
BUT they are for only Mozy's 50th Birthday Party THIS Saturday.

Mozy, hon, I never thought I'd EVER say this, but the batter was delish.
I can't even imagine the finished brownies with that layer of nuts, then brownie layer,
then the layer of chopped up Hershey Kisses, then more brownie,
then a THICK layer of chocolately chocolately thick oooey gooey chocolately frosting.

Sammi and Steve are screaming at me about these freaking brownies right now.
Funny how they totally bitched about my special lasagna and special spaghetti last week, though!.

You need to have your birthday party TODAY.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:56 pm

Mozy-hon, you made a BIG mistake in allowing Steve and me to have a hunk of your birthday brownies, hon. Ahhhhh fuuuuuuuuuck, man.
I am rolling on the floor, fucking laughing hysterically. I hate the FoodNetwork Channel for turning me into Mary Poppins. Nah, not really. I'm a pretty goddamn good Mary Poppins.

Want to see my nickers? :P

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fuck. what is with eplaya?

my youtubes don't show up!!!!!!!!!!

Just for that???!!!!!!!
...I am sooooooooo peeing on the playa this year!!!!!!
Fuck the porta potties! This is war.
I'm tinkling wherever I want to this year.

Hmpfh!

Hmpfh!

I saw Santa Claus pee on the playa.