What Does This Mean?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:25 am

I thought I would start an advice column for those of us who experience a nagging unexplained phenomenon or notice a peculiar pattern of behaviour in ourselves or others in our daily lives that we can`t help but wonder about.

Personally, lately I`ve found myself trying to unlock the door to my business with my home key; and trying to open my door at home with my business key.
They look nothing alike.
They are dissimilar in size, colour, feel, weight...but lately, I still catch myself absent mindedly trying to jam the wrong key into the lock.
I`ve got lots of keys; and locks that they go to,
but these are the only 2 keys that seem to get confused in my grasp.
I can`t help but think this means something.

Feel free to comment or add your own observations.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 15, 2009 11:33 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:I thought I would start an advice column for those of us who experience a nagging unexplained phenomenon or notice a peculiar pattern of behaviour in ourselves or others in our daily lives that we can`t help but wonder about.

Personally, lately I`ve found myself trying to unlock the door to my business with my home key; and trying to open my door at home with my business key.
They look nothing alike.
They are dissimilar in size, colour, feel, weight...but lately, I still catch myself absent mindedly trying to jam the wrong key into the lock.
I`ve got lots of keys; and locks that they go to,
but these are the only 2 keys that seem to get confused in my grasp.
I can`t help but think this means something.

Feel free to comment or add your own observations.

Switch the locks in the doors to match the keys.... problem solved.

please pay Susan on the way out.

next....

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:09 pm

You Have Been Away From The PLAYA To LONG.....

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:03 pm

Dear EvilDustBooger,

The problem is that you are A FUCKING DUST BOOGER!!!!!; and everyone knows that Dust Boogers, not even Evil ones have keys......

Next thing you know; you'll tell us that you're Larry Harvey and that we should all have sex with you.........We know that you're NOT Larry Harvey......because Larry wears a hat........and you're a fucking booger and everyone knows that boogers don't wear hats........so sorry no sucky for you...........

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Fri May 15, 2009 4:10 pm

Similar to ibdave, you're living in the default world

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri May 15, 2009 5:12 pm

the other day I was caught trying to get an elevator door to open with my employee badge....when pressing a button is what was needed....

the younger engineers had a good laugh at my expense!

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Fri May 15, 2009 6:17 pm

Badges? We don' need no sinkin' badges.
Keys? We don' need no stikin' keys.
Locks? We don' need no stinkin' locks.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat May 16, 2009 6:44 am

Never being of sound mind.. At age 72 i have developed a disease called "The Here After Disease"..

I start off across the house to another room.. When I get there I can't figure what the hell I'm "here after"

ps
I have already "passed" the devil. That was the shits

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Sat May 16, 2009 3:33 pm

Yo Catman........IbDave and I are campmates.......and friends since high school......so what do you expect

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:04 pm

Yo flatlander! How youse doin? I'm tickled pink to know you and ibdave have known each other sooo long, but the statement I made was in relation to dave's statement that the DustBooger has "been away from the playa to long" (which we all have been) and was directed to the DustBooger. Maybe I should have quoted the DustBooger soes it would have been clearer.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:21 pm

Thecatman wrote:Yo flatlander! How youse doin? I'm tickled pink to know you and ibdave have known each other sooo long, but the statement I made was in relation to dave's statement that the DustBooger has "been away from the playa to long" (which we all have been) and was directed to the DustBooger. Maybe I should have quoted the DustBooger soes it would have been clearer.

Forgive flatlander He's from the Seattle area and if that's not enough he just got pinked slipped and if that's not enough he hasn't been on the Playa in a few years and if that's not enough we both lived in Walla Walla Wa. during the late 70's.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat May 16, 2009 9:29 pm

Sorry about flantlander getting the ax. Thanks for clearing things up. We went through WallaWalla last summer on our way to the Tri Cities and it was'nt very impressive. During the 70's huh? Thats my era too!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat May 16, 2009 10:29 pm

The bigger question here is, or so it seems, or maybe it just seems to me, it could seem to mean to me and maybe seem to you, but who's to say, since I don't really know you, but I would like to know you, unless you already know me, then that could lend itself to Unjon Harleys post, being me who is the forgetful one, but not you, with that being said, does anyone here consider themselves to be a "true hippie', because I am sure someone like me or you or you wants to know, ya know ?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 17, 2009 4:10 pm

ibdave wrote:and if that's not enough we both lived in Walla Walla Wa. during the late 70's. :wink: :shock: :roll:

Isn't that when Groenig was there?

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Sun May 17, 2009 7:08 pm

[quote]Isn't that when Groenig was there?[/quote]

Yep, I used to sell Groenig records.

Besides that......being laid off is not actually a bad thing for me....the company laid off 161 people of a company of less than 500.......the people that are still there just found out who they report to when they signed their electronic time sheet.....the lay off s happened over 2 weeks ago......I'm lucky to be out.[/quote]

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon May 18, 2009 7:39 am

MozyBonz wrote:Switch the locks in the doors to match the keys.... problem solved.

please pay Susan on the way out.

Once again Mozy, your pragmatic awarness is...stunning. Lynard Skynard wrote that song about YOU. I am convinced.

Actually, I can`t switch the locks. My "business" door is an old, beautiful "one of a kind" with a stainless steel frame and unique lock.
I have had keys special made, but to "switch" keys or locks with the house would be close to mission impossible.
I did have a house-key made last week that is black with yellow and orange "flames" on it (quite striking) , but I`ve already tried to unlock the biz with it a couple times... What does it all mean?

...and Susan is such a slut, I can`t believe you let her hold the money.

ibdave wrote: You Have Been Away From The PLAYA To LONG.....

Amen to that. We`ve set up a camp several times; but there has always been water close by. Everything was very lush. It`s been discouraging. I do so miss the green complexions and parchment tongue. Maybe next year.

flatlander 13 wrote: The problem is that you are A FUCKING DUST BOOGER!!!!!; and everyone knows that Dust Boogers, not even Evil ones have keys......

That would be SIR FUCKING DUST BOOGER!!! to you.

And, please. How would I get to the playa without keys? What do you think I`m some kind of fucking hippy hitch hiker?

dragonfly jafe wrote: the other day I was caught trying to get an elevator door to open with my employee badge....when pressing a button is what was needed....

the younger engineers had a good laugh at my expense!

Funny how this works. Those little rug rats will turn 40 as well; if they are wise enough to quit drinking diet soda,... and then you won`t seem so ancient to them anymore.

Oldguy wrote: Badges? We don' need no sinkin' badges.
Keys? We don' need no stikin' keys.
Locks? We don' need no stinkin' locks.

Here is someone who has long since past 40, and is still living in denial.
I recommend vigorous exercise and tongue twisters; so you can be understood articulately as you yell at the orderlies.

unjonharley wrote: Never being of sound mind.. At age 72 i have developed a disease called "The Here After Disease"..

I start off across the house to another room.. When I get there I can't figure what the hell I'm "here after"

ps
I have already "passed" the devil. That was the shits

Still burning at 72. unjonharley, I don`t care what the hell you are here after.
You have my deepest respect and admiration. You, sir, are a champion.
I look forward to meeting you some day.

That "passing" the devil sounds a little scary though. Be careful with that shit.

oneeyeddick wrote: The bigger question here is, or so it seems, or maybe it just seems to me, it could seem to mean to me and maybe seem to you, but who's to say, since I don't really know you, but I would like to know you, unless you already know me, then that could lend itself to Unjon Harleys post, being me who is the forgetful one, but not you, with that being said, does anyone here consider themselves to be a "true hippie', because I am sure someone like me or you or you wants to know, ya know ?

I understand that switching to decaffeinated can really help with this.

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Still struggling here, but thanks for the suggestions.

It really means something, that you`ve tried to help.

sigh

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:13 pm

Do the name Ruby Begonia mean anything to you?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:27 pm

key problems wrote:...and Susan is such a slut

I know ...that's what I like about her...

You really do need to get back out into the dust my friend.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:35 pm

Using the wrong key only means, You do not need surgry.. Wait two week and you dick will fall off by it's self..

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:19 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Do the name Ruby Begonia mean anything to you?

...Oral Annie`s big sister, right?

Mozy wrote:You really do need to get back out into the dust my friend.

Life, my friend, is a crap salad.
And at present, I am having the salad bar.

unjonharley wrote:Using the wrong key only means, You do not need surgry.. Wait two week and you dick will fall off by it's self..

Your life experiences and sage advice are always greatly appreciated.
My heart draws on a pace waiting for my cock to drop.
LOL

Best Regards,
eV1LLe

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:29 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:

Mozy wrote:You really do need to get back out into the dust my friend.
Life, my friend, is a crap salad.
And at present, I am having the salad bar.

Best Regards,
eV1LLe

I see we are at the same Bar.
It's time for us to move on to the Steak House.

I feel it's coming and soon you will too.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:54 pm

I think it means gremlins-- or that you are over 40. Being over 40 myself, and having found myself trying to put the apartment key in my car, trying to use my car key on the company truck, and attempting to use any of the (seemingly) hundred or so keys at work in the wrong doors, I prefer the gremlins answer myself. Maybe an exorcism is in order (although, being an agnostic, I am not certain who I would go to for one-- the mail carrier?

)

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Tue May 19, 2009 3:49 pm

If find myself walking into a room and forgetting why I went to that room.....then to remember I have to walk back to the room I started in.......oi

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