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I haz photo you look?

Post by MozyBonz » Tue May 12, 2009 10:45 am

Do they really think this is going to work or does this really work on people?

I Mean What the Fuck.
This seems to be only on tribe and always from New York.
and never a tribe member or they delete the profile after they invite me to see the photos.
I haz photo you look? wrote:
Interested in you
My name is Grace i am a young beautiful girl with full of love
well i saw your profile at xxxxxxxxxxxx
please i will like you to contact me back through my email adderss xxxxxxxxxxxxx
at the same time i will show you my photo
Grace
contact me with this e mail
I have received twenty or so of theses over the years.


I love the ""race age and distance no matter for true love.."" at the bottom of some.


So I'm out of here!! My girls are waiting.
I wonder what country they are really in?


Hey Simon I'm coming to New York to get my bitches. Pick me up at the airport with the Pimpmobile.


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Post by chiefdanfox » Tue May 12, 2009 10:50 am

I actually responded to the Nigerian financier email, and now I am filthy rich. So yes Mr. Bonz, dreams do come true... ;)

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue May 12, 2009 10:51 am

chiefdanfox wrote:I actually responded to the Nigerian financier email, and now I am filthy rich. So yes Mr. Bonz, dreams do come true... ;)

Crap....I knew it.

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Post by MozyBonz » Fri May 15, 2009 6:58 pm

Unsubscribed wrote: Date Fri, May 15, 2009 - 4:59 PM
Subject Hello
Message Hello Dearest,
My name is hope, i am beautiful, loving, caring, and romantic young girl, i saw
your profile today at newyork.tribe.net and i took interest on it, i
believe we can click together and make something good out of it, i will like
you
to contact me through my private mail address (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) this
will enable me to explain myself to you and as well send you my pictures for
you
to know whom i am, i will be waiting for your sweet reply soonest, once again
please don't send it to the website contact me direct to my email
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)
Thanks for your understanding,
Yours sincerely
miss hope

I'm going to need a bigger Pimpmobile.

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Post by **burn** » Fri May 15, 2009 10:51 pm

So where can I see this profile all these girls are squealing about? :lol:

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Post by ibdave » Fri May 15, 2009 10:54 pm

**burn** wrote:So where can I see this profile all these girls are squealing about? :lol:

Risky



Ha Ha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by fciron » Mon May 18, 2009 6:57 pm

Oh. My. God.

You mean she says that to all the boys. I thought we had something special. :cry:

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Mon May 18, 2009 8:03 pm

I guess their green card ran out of time

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Post by Monkeypoo » Wed May 20, 2009 5:40 pm

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I MeLt In YoUr PrEsCeNsE.
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SiGnEd,
YoUr NiGeRiAn HoT PrInCesS DrEsSeD LiKe A MeRry MaId

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Post by BAS » Thu May 21, 2009 12:19 am

chiefdanfox wrote:I actually responded to the Nigerian financier email, and now I am filthy rich. So yes Mr. Bonz, dreams do come true... ;)
Hmm, I responded to a Russian one, and am now merely filthy... :? I must have done something wrong... :wink:
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Do things that have never been done."
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Post by Da Mule » Thu May 21, 2009 6:59 am

come to papa

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Post by SilverOrange » Thu May 21, 2009 8:12 am

That's funny Mozy, I get these as well. I usually fuck with them a little though. Here's the pic and e mail from the latest con artist.

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Email #1
Good afternoon my new friend!!!
First of all I wish to be presented and inform the name. My name is Anastasiya. My age - 28 years. You will be possibly
surprised to receive this letter. The matter is that I to write to you from Russia. Also I understand you, that in my profile
it has been specified, that I live in America, but it absolutely is not present so. When I have decided to take
advantage of the Internet it to do for the first time and by mistake to specify not the correct country. Also I
want that we therefore to an occasion with you did not have any disagreements. Acquaintance to the man from other
country frightens me a little. But nevertheless I to find in myself forces and to write the letter for you.
Probably, what you now should communicate with Russian the girl for the first time? But you should not worry how
I shall never frighten you. I like to be in good mood, I consider myself cheerful the girl.
I live in city Nizhni Novgorod and it is not far from Moscow. And I will not have not enough one day to tell to you about
all sights of this city, but in following letters I shall try to tell more about this beautiful city.
I want to tell to you about my purposes in life slightly And about me. I the educated and cheerful woman. I
think, that I have Rather good external data. I might translate my sizes on your metric system. My growth makes
5' 6 ". Also my weight of 127 ft. Here in Russia we measure it as 172 centimeters And 57 kgs. It will be very
good, if you look at my picture. It will be more the best Way to judge my appearance. I have some pictures and I
shall be glad to send you my pictures, That you might see me better. All my life I lived in Russia and I have
here friends and relatives.
Now I work As the "Bookkeeper" of the company Nizhni Novgorod - Power Factory. We are engaged in the account of
consumption and sales the electric power in our city. I always dreamed to find my love. I search for mine
soulmate! I think, that it is a lot of women Dream to live in USA and to have the good husband. You know, I heard
many histories about happy marriage The Russian woman and American men. I know, that American the man may give
the best life For the wife. I want to tell you, that I do not search for easy life. I search for my HAPPINESS in
life. You understand? I like to work, I like to have fair life. I dream to create family and to take care of my
husband. I want, that me loved and also took care. I love tenderness and kindness in the man. Also I like Decent
and fair the man. Unfortunately in Russia now not so good economic situation and I do not think, that this good
place to create Family at this particular time. I still young and I want to think of my family. I want to create
family in more good Conditions for life. I think, that USA a good place. However I never visited USA and it will
be very interesting to me To know, what you think of it? Well, I think that already has told about my purposes
much. Please, if you have interest in me I shall be glad To receive your letter and probably some pictures. Also
inform me about your purposes on the future. I shall wait and hope, that you will not disregard my letter. Thank
you!
Yours faithfully, Anastasiya.
P.S. I write to you from it E-mail address as it is more convenient to me to use it and
I shall already wait your answer to this E-mail address.

Email #2
Thank you for emailing me back! I was hoping you would! Lucky I checked my bulk mail folder. Obviously I received your email, but for the most part it came through with a bunch of symbols and stuff, couldn't read most of it. I hope I'm done searching for the right guy, you I hope :>) Guess we won't know until we talk on the phone. So let me give you some info about myself so you can make up your mind if you want to take this to the next level. First off, I met the Vice President of Denny's Inc. of Michigan when I was helping my sister on a cruise ship. Please hear me out. My sister is a chef on a cruise line, and I was helping her in the kitchen. And this VP from Denny's from Michigan asked me to sit down at his table, and I did :>) And being I'm single, I saw no reason whatsoever to place an ad/profile in Florida, being I will soon be moving to Michigan. Please don't get mad at me, But I live in Miami but only for the moment. I need a real big change in my life, so I am looking at Michigan. Hope you are not upset with me, but I just did not want to explain all that in my profile. If you are upset I apologize. So if you can get past that, great! The VP of Denny's said I can pick and chose any Denny's I want to work at, so I'm looking for the closest one to you. Anyway, I was married for five years, recently divorced, with no kids. My EX is a hardcore drug user, and I'm not talking pot, I mean the hard stuff. He never use needles, besides I have been recently checked, and I have a clean bill of health. The EX is a 47 year old kid in a way, he's a lot older than me, but very childish acting. He is abusive just another reason I am so ready to move out of Florida! He has cost me so much, pretty much has drained me, both financially, and mentally. The pic you saw on the dating site was taken fairly recently, I use to have real long hair. I've been having yard sales selling what little I have left. When I was helping my sister on the ship, he came in and took
like everything. He took everything that was important and of value to me, pictures and everything. On top of that, he pretty much destroyed my credit, bounced checks all over the place. Cops arrested him for that, but he's out on bail. His parents own the house I'm at, and the judge is allowing me to stay there, can't stand it there! Anyway, I'm 23, soon to be 24. Anyway as you may know, I'm 5'6", 125 lbs. Let's see, I believe in karma, I never try to hurt anyone. I am open and honest to a fault. Past few years I've been a real home body, haven't really been out doing anything. Not fond of the bar scene. It sure would be nice to get out and do things again. I've had one bi-sexual experience, her name is Lisa, she is younger than me, guess I fell into temptation. Hope you don't think bad of me, and if you are not into that, I really don't have to do that. I did find a couple of pics in my EX's email account. He didn't know I found his pass code,
and I found two pics of me and Lisa together, but I don't think I can show you them :>) My mom has been missing a few years, no one seems to know where she is at, and my dad died when I was pretty young. I sometimes use a computer at a library, and sometimes I go to a coffee shop, but I hate that library, always packed, and they don't give you much time on the computer. My EX stole my computer. Don't even want to think about that. I Map Quested your town to find the closet Denny's from you. Anyway, if you are not being honest with me and have a wife or a girl friend already, then of course you won't have to send me your phone number, being I would not be interested in that. I'm not looking for problems, believe me I've had enough to last a life time. Oh, I do own a 1999 Chevy Astro van, and I've been packing my clothes getting ready to head out that way. My Grandpa gave the van
before he died, it's a one owner van in excellent shape. Ok, what the hell, got take some chances in life right. Let's give this a shot, if not, I truly wish you the best of luck. But it sure would be nice to know someone when I get there. If you want to talk, please email me your phone number, not sure if you emailed it once already, but as I said, the email came in all screwy. Anyway, I'm not looking for an email pen pal, but please do keep an eye on your emails from me. My phone is not the best, so if you have something real important, please email me rather than leaving a voice mail. You can leave a voice mail, but sometimes the voice mail breaks up real bad. I'm looking for a long term relationship, hope you are also. Ok, look forward to speaking with you on the phone, and hope to talk with you soon! Send me your number and I will send you mine.
Guess I've type enough for now, talk soon! Love Robin

I particularly liked the transition from Russian to Floridian! She wouldn't even send me the pictures of her bisexual experience with her friend Lisa. :(

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon May 25, 2009 10:15 am

I think I am going to need a bus.


hello
Message Hello dear,
Your Age, race and marital status are not factors in who I write to you. i am 24 years old young girl. I need someone who will treat me like a lady.You sound as a man of my dream in your profile today on and it sounds good about you thats why I contacted you for relationships. I have my preferences, and I do not think it is necessary for love to be segrigated by Age. Every woman all have a man of her dream. Sorry my profile is not enough here but will tell you more details about me and my photos if you find time to write me via email (angelharry12xxxxxxxxx)Cares to know you.
Yours sweet heart
miss angel

please make sure you write direct to my mail box ok.
(angelharry12xxxxxxxxxxxx)


notice the email Angel Harry 12

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Post by SilverOrange » Mon May 25, 2009 10:47 am

Hey Mozy, I traced back a couple of the ISP's from these e mails and, believe it or not, a lot of them are the same one's with the Nigerian prince scams, etc. They've found a new weapon to use against us...pussy!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:09 am

hey mozy!

just getting to this thread, hope i didnt miss you at the airport, but i got a special limo for your big cock and all your chicks...


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