Feeling Flowery

BritishFlowerBoy · Post by **BritishFlowerBoy** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:59 pm

Hey there,

BM 2009 will be my first and whilst I recognize it may not be entirely tight with the theme of evolution, I wondered how many black marks I'd get running with some kind of flower man creation.

I'll be petalled from the pinky to pupil in some flower/human cross breed mixture, inviting people to contribute to a blank book around my neck which will eventually be filled and scanned as a 5 day long epic BM poetry piece written by hundreds of anonymous poets...

Then pens used will be these giant bendy pipe cleaner type pens that are fluffy with fabric smiley flower face up top...

Don't shoot me down too harshly! It's early days.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm

first:
welcome.

*noting the chance I take being in front of JK, hoping someone comes in behind to act as human shield*

do what you want......free expression.

The only issue I'd see, is what are the petals made from and are they very securely attached.......feathers and such are frowned upon due to pieces blowing off, in the gentle summer breezes of the playa, creating moop.

you'd also want to watch for MDMF007.......he loves to pick things...........

and, if you need "watering"............
not to mention, someone in a bee suit (or not) may attempt pollination...........

Just be damn careful out there, it's a jungle.........or beehive..

good luck

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:19 pm

*human shield*

I rather like the idea. Of course, there's no predicting what'll end up in your epic poem, but I do get the feeling that it will be truly epic.

Does the poem have to rhyme??

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:59 pm

*wipes brow from relief*

I do love JK, but, get so "a-skeered" when he's right behind me greeting someone.........

The poem idea does sound nice...........I hope you do it, and, hope you share it............

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:34 pm

silly ygmir ... you exposed yourself again ...

i love your idea, flowerboy! i hope i find you ... i'm thinking up some flowery prose ....

shit, now i need a shield

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:06 am

You made me think of the swarm of bees a couple years back!! (a motor cycle gang of them-any one else see the bees?) Only saw that swarm that Year~ wonders will the Bees come back to the Playa if Flowery Prose is written...

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat May 23, 2009 7:44 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya.

Ygmir and littleflower, looks like your both now safe from my avatar!

I think the idea is a good one too.

JK

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:31 am

this is the part where i come in and shit on the flowers, right?

not gonna do it.....

yet.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:04 pm

I'm disappointed, Simon. Your playa cred is taking a hit on this one.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:06 pm

i could use a little fertilizer...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:20 pm

littleflower wrote:i could use a little fertilizer...

you mean pollinating?

*putting on black and yellow striped "onezee" and making buzzing noises*

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:58 pm

Wait! Simon is going to shit flowers?!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 25, 2009 7:49 am

IDIOT!

everyone knows i shit jelly beans.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:59 am

But are they floral print jelly beans?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:48 am

madras plaid.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:25 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:madras plaid.

when I was a kid, my dog came running across the yard once with a piece of cellophane hanging half out his ass from something he ate but couldn't quite pass..........

is that what you're talking about?

I can't imagine what that burrito must have looked like...........

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:24 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:07 pm

Playa Tom · Post by **Playa Tom** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:22 pm

Flower Boy, thatis one of the stupidest idea I have ever heard of. You are going to have a great time, welcome.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:29 am

Yes, basically Burningman is a stupidity contest.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:31 pm

I hate to be a buzzkill, but how many times did you get beat up in school?