The Bar

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:36 am

MozyBonz wrote:Who is missing sun glasses?

me

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:49 am

*finally wakes up at 11:30am, heads towards bacon buffet after
making a cute little buttprint with neon pink paint, plops onto Ygmir's
lap in the ROS*

Great party, eh, Yg?

I had a fabulous time finally meeting you all. Wow. Wow. Wow!
Incredible fun day! Thank you, Mozy & Bump for the fine fixin's
too and a very happy day all around. I love my burner friends!

I forgot my brownie plate and jar of honey.

I think I'm gonna go take a nap now. Be back later.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:27 pm

Lorgasm struts in clucthing her left wrist that was injured in a terrible accident. Proceeds to the medicine cabinet finds it empty except for one strangel little blue pill. She looks at it, tastes it,

What the hell.

She pops it in her mouth. No liquids needed. (that's the spirit).

She finds a cup with one ice cube still in it. Places in on her wrist, leaves some snacks behind and a letter that simply says...

THANKS FOR THE WARM FUZZIES.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:34 pm

Lorgasm? Do you want to expand upon this? Notes are scary.

*gives Lorgasm an intuitive hug*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 2:35 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:I forgot my brownie plate and jar of honey.

I found my quart jar of honey. Sweeeeeeeeeeet stuff, I tell ya. YUMMO!!!!

Didja know that NC clover honey tastes different from California clover honey?
It's true. NC clover honey is just a tad bit stronger and pungent.
Must be all that NASCAR redneck stuff or sumthin'. I dunno....
California clover honey is so much more milder and sweeter.
Kind of like a hippie.

Yay hippies!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:07 pm

uh oh. triple post. i think i should get spanked for this. please?

[youtube][/youtube]
I've been watching way too much Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel.
Been all over the US. Only 6 more states to plop my ass in.
Next stop? Alaska? That would be way cool. Sweeeeeet.

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:15 pm

Hey Monkey Poo!

I am thanking everyone for the Warm Fuzzies. (You know who you are)

At Band Camp (yes I went to band camp and played the flute), warm fuzzies were given out. They were actually that. Cute little fuzzies with cute eyes that you can place anywhere on your person. They made me feel real good inside recieving them. Friends were giving them out to friends. When you were having a bad day or whatever, you would find a "warm fuzzie" in your locker or just handed to you. It was like a hug, a smile, a....warm fuzzie. It made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and all the bad crap didn't matter anymore. So all the positive words from my peeps, the texts, the phone call, the inspirations; they are warm fuzzies. Yes, the bad shit is still lingering about and I am facing it however I can. It is just great knowing that I have you and yours there for me.

Wow, this little blue pill sure is making me all talky. I have this uncontrollable need to hug someone. Come here MonkeyPoo, how's about giving us a kiss.

Hey, the pain is going away too. Amazing!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:26 pm

uh oh, fourple post.

*feeling small, feeling humble, feeling grateful*

Thank you, PineMommy, for the special glow poi gift yesterday.
All my poi, glow poi, silly tennis balls in socks for practice got
burned up in the Xmas fire. The fire scared me. I really wasn't
all that good, I don't think, spinning fire, but it gave me joy.
I've been so afraid to spin anything. I put up this wall.
It protected me.

I took your gift of glo poi yesterday, gratefully and graciously. Went
to the far side of Mozy and Bumps pool. I danced again. I spun. I felt
free. I danced. Timidly. Scared. I danced with Zowie, their small
little doggie.

Thank you for your gift.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:12 pm

Your very Welcome.

FUZZY"S!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:39 pm

Hmmmm the sweet smell of star jasmine now will always make me think of **Burn** Risky~ that vision of you will for ever be imprinted in my mind.

**burn** wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Who is missing sun glasses?
me

Well then we need to get those back to youâ€¦ they just complete that sexy but dangerous look you have.

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Sun May 24, 2009 9:13 pm

I miss you already.

Risky

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon May 25, 2009 3:11 am

goathead sneaks away from work for a couple of minutes.

Dam it looks like I miss all the fun, bdays, butt prints, oh my....

Wondering why no booby prints though?

Might as well make myself usefull before I have to go back to krow....

Dusts up the bar, ahhh a fine coating it is.

Sets up coffee for yg, starts the fire for the bacon, lubes up the ROS...

WD40s all the secert entrances.

Wish I could stay.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon May 25, 2009 7:55 am

good morning everyone!

hey goathead, we miss you ... here's a booby print

monkeypoo, can baby rj come out to play? i have a friend for him!

hope everyone enjoys this fine memorial day ....!

*hops into empty ROS, wondering where yg is this morning*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:20 am

*crawls into bar......*

I drank to much last night, just now getting up......

Hi Goathead, nice to see you, thanks for doing the coffee, you must be psychic............

*grabs a cup, adds milk and chocolate..........snuggles into ROS, hoping for sympathy........*

*singing the Mr. Potato head song......*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:20 am

Hey GOATHEAD!!!!!! WB!

Hi ya little flower!

I wanted to tell ya something bitchen cool about our fish...We have these 3 fish called Anthias...

we have one male and two female(common and recommended grouping)

Well the neato groovy amazing part about these fish is that if the male dies...one of the females is able to turn into a male.

The set we have ....apparently the male isnt getting the job done! hahahaa
And one of our females is tearing him up? then a couple days ago, we noticed a slight change in the females...one is just getting so bright in coloration...and the other...is TURNING....into a male!

Its so cool to watch this happening. Never seen anything like it in my life!

She is going from the typical bright orange into a deep purple!
Her once bright yellow side fins, are turning clear(for the rainbow spots that you find on the male). Simply crazy!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:38 am

hiya, pinemom ... thanks for the fishy menage-a-trois story ... who needs men, anyhow! hee

*snuggles up to ailing yg ... gives sympathy .....*

oh, ok, i need them

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:53 am

littleflower wrote:hiya, pinemom ... thanks for the fishy menage-a-trois story ... who needs men, anyhow! hee

*snuggles up to ailing yg ... gives sympathy .....*

oh, ok, i need them

You made Mozy very Happy Saturday on the phone... I looked outside and he had a shit-eating grin while talking to you....

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:26 am

Cool story about the fishies. Gotta love Nature. Amazing.

Dang, is it cold outside today or do I need some Geritol to
warm up my bones today? Brrrrr.....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:19 am

ibdave wrote:
littleflower wrote:hiya, pinemom ... thanks for the fishy menage-a-trois story ... who needs men, anyhow! hee

*snuggles up to ailing yg ... gives sympathy .....*

oh, ok, i need them
You made Mozy very Happy Saturday on the phone... I looked outside and he had a shit-eating grin while talking to you....

thanks Dave But it looks like SUDDENLY, Mozy is no longer the desire of the women in this bar. ygmir is...

slips quietly out the door...

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:23 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
ibdave wrote:
littleflower wrote:hiya, pinemom ... thanks for the fishy menage-a-trois story ... who needs men, anyhow! hee

*snuggles up to ailing yg ... gives sympathy .....*

oh, ok, i need them
You made Mozy very Happy Saturday on the phone... I looked outside and he had a shit-eating grin while talking to you....
thanks Dave But it looks like SUDDENLY, Mozy is no longer the desire of the women in this bar. ygmir is...

slips quietly out the door...

Hey, I didn't invite the guy.........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:16 pm

Ya know...as we were all sitting and talking around Mozy's bar
at his birthday party the thought occurred to me, "Burner men are
sooooo hot, and Burner girls are sooooo beautiful!"

Then I pictured y'all bare ass naked out on the playa, coated in
playa dust.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:21 pm

*lifts head (ouch), rolls over off queasy stomach, sits up, looks around bar*

*waves with little finger*

*collapses from getting dizzy from sitting up*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:35 pm

ibdave wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:
ibdave wrote: You made Mozy very Happy Saturday on the phone... I looked outside and he had a shit-eating grin while talking to you....
thanks Dave But it looks like SUDDENLY, Mozy is no longer the desire of the women in this bar. ygmir is...

slips quietly out the door...
Hey, I didn't invite the guy.........

Yeah I know I think bump did..â€¦and to think I let Little Flower talk me into giving him a kissâ€¦.you know he will never call me.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 4:01 pm

littleflower wrote:monkeypoo, can baby rj come out to play? i have a friend for him!

This is what happened the last time baby RJ had a party without adult supervision...

I can't look at baby RJ playing in his Jumpy Jump-Up without
thinking about you now. There is a teething flower on it.
I call it LittleFlower.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:03 pm

Ok Everybody,
I would like to point out that this is a BAR...
No Baby talk in the BAR...
Talk about a buzz kill.....
What's next? Feminine Hygiene Products??

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:05 pm

ibdave wrote:Ok Everybody,
I would like to point out that this is a BAR...
No Baby talk in the BAR...
Talk about a buzz kill.....
What's next? Feminine Hygiene Products??

what was the name of that new mouthwash/gargle you were talking about?..............

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:51 pm

ibdave wrote: What's next? Feminine Hygiene Products??

No, that's the Red Tent.
And you guys aren't allowed in there.
Hmpfh.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 25, 2009 7:28 pm

Looks over 40 Guests shoulder's~ What are you looking at?

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon May 25, 2009 7:50 pm

hey mozy ....

i was always terribly jealous when you took monkeypoo into the rafters ...

meanwhile ... i am still fascinated by pinemom's story ...

what if one of the girl fishes doesn't want to become a boy fish? i would be really pissed if i had to turn into a guy! and what if a boy fish wants to turn into a girl fish? i find this all very confusing.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:36 pm

littleflower wrote:hey mozy ....

i was always terribly jealous when you took monkeypoo into the rafters ...

meanwhile ... i am still fascinated by pinemom's story ...

what if one of the girl fishes doesn't want to become a boy fish? i would be really pissed if i had to turn into a guy! and what if a boy fish wants to turn into a girl fish? i find this all very confusing.

Oh my............... I don't know Poo loves me. So does bump and lorgasm...

And *Risky* missed this time but will she next time? not fucking likely.

And look at you armed and dangerous.....

I don't know this sounds fucking very dangerous....

~evil grin~

grabs little flower and swings for the rafters

slaps the jukebox on the way up http://somafm.com/play/groovesalad