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Post by BAS » Tue May 19, 2009 12:13 am

Fuck work has been annoying lately! Our new supervisor was apparently chosen because he's a yes-man and/or because he is fun to smoke with (his supervisor/the one who chose him, smokes, and is a real climber of the corporate [university?] ladder). That wouldn't be so bad, save for the fact that he is lazy and does not really know what he is doing! We keep catching him taking smoking breaks or off talking with other people, as well as catching him in lies! (During Move Out, when the 20,000+ students leave the university, more than a few thousand of them in our area, he spent about half the shift talking with the third shift supervisor, rather than helping one of us clean out the trash rooms of some of the dorms. He and the other supervisor then came over to the dorm me and one of the workers were cleaning, and claimed that the two of them had seen over-flowing trash rooms on the upper floors. He ordered us to take a look at 8th floor in B Tower before we left, to see how bad things were. We went up there..., and the trash room was all but empty, the way I had left it. When we later mentioned that to him, he went on about something about a Spaghetti-Os and beer mess by the water fountain instead.) We have already filed one grievance against him, with his supervisor's supervisor, and two of the three of us have put in for transfers. Another incident was when only he and I were on, and we had a driving rainstorm plus three out of four of the elevators in the hall I was working in went down (leaving one whole wing without elevator service.) Between the elevators and other calls (three or so for leaking windows), I got back to the offices (to find him taking a smoking break outside the dorm-- but his supervisor told me that whether or not he was smoking is not an issue) with only fifteen minutes until punch out time. (I have received an official warning about punching out late.) And was immediately flagged down by some students to open storage so one of them could store her carpet and leave in time for her flight to Korea. I had only a few minutes left at that point, my supervisor was in talking with the third shift supervisor..., and the truck keys, which I had had, were missing. So I went and looked for them..., deciding to let the Night Report go until the next day, since it was my impression, due to having it stated flat out to me, that the Night Report could be let go until the next day if it came down to my punching out late and writing up the Night Report. So, of course, the next day I got in trouble for not filing the Night Report, which began a long email exchange between me and my supervisor's supervisor. And now she is having me come in for a Investigatory Meeting about my attendance. Possibly because she feels she lost the email debate, and <censored> :roll:
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Post by Sail Man » Tue May 19, 2009 3:04 pm

Fuck BAS!! Sounds like Lakes of Fire will come at a good time for you to get all the bad mojo out and replace it with some fucking good burner mojo.
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Post by Oldguy » Tue May 19, 2009 3:50 pm

Fuck! While moving chili can garden inside, I bumped the couch and dropped some plants. A string bean plant stem was bent, and two pumpkin plants were spilled out of their containers damaging leaves. I can support the bean by surrounding it with other bean plants. The pumpkins are iffy, but I still have one undamaged pumpkin plant. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'll carry in plants one at a time now. I haven't transplanted into the Earth yet. It's been too hot this past week. Maybe Memorial day.

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Post by Oldguy » Tue May 19, 2009 4:20 pm

Well fuck! I was feeling bad and my old neighbor came to visit. She was driving HER harley. She had bought my old bike with the intention of giving it to her son but changed her mind. It was beautifull!

She took it to a custom shop in Colusa. New pipes, seat, carb and aircleaner. New smoky windshield, smaller turn signals, and chrome engine surround bars. She took off the bags, put on whitewalls, chrome bolt replacements and belt guard. New covers, speedo, tank console; my God, it was beautiful!

My old bike has a new life, and Donna came to visit!

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Post by BAS » Thu May 21, 2009 12:09 am

Fuck! LAKES OF FIRE IS ONLY ABOUT A MONTH AWAY!!! :shock:

I've got to figure out what I need to get, what I need to bring, and all that other logistical stuff! There are three of us with tickets ordered now, all of us hoping that the tickets arrive BEFORE the event! :wink: (Hmm. How long should I wait before I start to worry...? :? )

Fuck! I've got to find my tent, air mattress, camping stove, other camping stuff!

Fuck! I've got to order a kilt!

Fuck! I've got to get my bicycle and/or finish building the trike part of my velomobile! (And that last part brings up its own series of "Fucks!"-- such as the need to locate 20mm axles...)

Fuck! I've got to figure out what kinds and quantities of foodstuffs I need to get!

Fuck! How much money should I bring with me for the trip?! (And what will be the amount, probably much less, that I will be able to bring?!)

Fuck! Will we have to drive through (disturbingly weird/haunted) southeastern Wisconsin, and just plain annoying Chicago?!

Fuck! It's after TWO IN THE MORNING?!! Where did the time go and why didn't I get any of the stuff done I wanted to...? (er, wait. I did get one or two things done. :) Just not the stressful stuff like working on a budget and negotiating with my bank [I've got to stop putting off looking into opening an account at a credit union and getting away from that "savings bank"!])

Fuck! That's a lot of "Fuck!s" :wink:
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Post by Lemon-Coffee » Thu May 21, 2009 3:54 am

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[quote="Lemon-Coffee"]˙˙˙ɯəɥʇ uo əɔuÉ™nlÉŸuı É™lqıɹɹəʇ É

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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu May 21, 2009 7:37 pm

[quote="Da Mule"][quote="Lemon-Coffee"]˙˙˙ɯəɥʇ uo əɔuÉ™nlÉŸuı É™lqıɹɹəʇ É
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Post by Elderberry » Thu May 21, 2009 8:23 pm

Sorta fucking upside down and backwards if you ask me!

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Post by BAS » Thu May 21, 2009 10:55 pm

Oh, and here I thought the LASIK eye surgery I had was fucking up my vision again... :?
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Post by ygmir » Fri May 22, 2009 6:08 am

jkisha wrote:Sorta fucking upside down and backwards if you ask me!

JK
is there a problem with fucking on a trapeze?...............
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Post by Elderberry » Fri May 22, 2009 7:48 am

ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:Sorta fucking upside down and backwards if you ask me!

JK
is there a problem with fucking on a trapeze?...............
why no, nothing wrong with that at all. :)

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Post by BAS » Fri May 22, 2009 11:09 am

jkisha wrote:
ygmir wrote:
jkisha wrote:Sorta fucking upside down and backwards if you ask me!

JK
is there a problem with fucking on a trapeze?...............
why no, nothing wrong with that at all. :)

JK
Only if you don't mind all those fucking clowns watching you! :wink:
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Post by BAS » Sun May 24, 2009 10:16 pm

:shock: Fuck this story is hard to write, yet demands to be written!
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Post by ibdave » Mon May 25, 2009 12:45 pm

FUCK 90ish days until I set my bare feet on the Playa... FUCK...... :( :? :shock:
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon May 25, 2009 9:25 pm

Fuck.



edited because I don't feel like complaining about what's bothering me.

Sooooooo FUCK.

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Post by ygmir » Mon May 25, 2009 9:27 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck. My unemployment runs out in 2 weeks. So I told my daughter I needed to go find a job and she says, "You can't get a job because your job is to watch the baby while I work. I can't afford daycare." What she said made me feel like some kind of prisoner in this whole scheme of things. I get fucking cabin fever being home all the time. I love taking care of the baby but OMG I need to have adult conversation once in awhile and I need to make my own money.

PS: My ex-husband is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
that, is, a fucking dilemma..........
and, yes, we can be a PIA.................
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon May 25, 2009 9:30 pm

ygmir wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck. My unemployment runs out in 2 weeks. So I told my daughter I needed to go find a job and she says, "You can't get a job because your job is to watch the baby while I work. I can't afford daycare." What she said made me feel like some kind of prisoner in this whole scheme of things. I get fucking cabin fever being home all the time. I love taking care of the baby but OMG I need to have adult conversation once in awhile and I need to make my own money.

PS: My ex-husband is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
that, is, a fucking dilemma..........
and, yes, we can be a PIA.................

DAMMIT FUCKING A.... I guess I need to edit faster. :roll:

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Post by ygmir » Mon May 25, 2009 9:38 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck. My unemployment runs out in 2 weeks. So I told my daughter I needed to go find a job and she says, "You can't get a job because your job is to watch the baby while I work. I can't afford daycare." What she said made me feel like some kind of prisoner in this whole scheme of things. I get fucking cabin fever being home all the time. I love taking care of the baby but OMG I need to have adult conversation once in awhile and I need to make my own money.

PS: My ex-husband is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
that, is, a fucking dilemma..........
and, yes, we can be a PIA.................

DAMMIT FUCKING A.... I guess I need to edit faster. :roll:
and, don't forget Mozy's fucking trick, either............he's such a clever devil......
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon May 25, 2009 9:46 pm

ygmir wrote: and, don't forget Mozy's fucking trick, either............he's such a clever devil......
He definitely keeps us fucking amused, doesn't he? *snicker*

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Post by Elderberry » Mon May 25, 2009 9:48 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:Fuck. My unemployment runs out in 2 weeks. So I told my daughter I needed to go find a job and she says, "You can't get a job because your job is to watch the baby while I work. I can't afford daycare." What she said made me feel like some kind of prisoner in this whole scheme of things. I get fucking cabin fever being home all the time. I love taking care of the baby but OMG I need to have adult conversation once in awhile and I need to make my own money.

PS: My ex-husband is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
that, is, a fucking dilemma..........
and, yes, we can be a PIA.................

DAMMIT FUCKING A.... I guess I need to edit faster. :roll:
LOL Funny.

But now that the cat's out of the bag--my two cents--

No matter how much you love your "grand-daughter", she is your GRAND-DAUGHTER and you need to tell your DAUGHTER to grow up and find a way to take care of HER OWN CHILD the way you took care of her.

Tough Love is what is needed here. You're daughter is not holding you prisoner--you are chosing to hold yourself prisoner.

JK

edited for the FUCK of it.
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Post by ygmir » Mon May 25, 2009 9:55 pm

jkisha wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:
ygmir wrote: that, is, a fucking dilemma..........
and, yes, we can be a PIA.................

DAMMIT FUCKING A.... I guess I need to edit faster. :roll:
LOL Funny.

But now that the cat's out of the bag--my two cents--

No matter how much you love your "grand-daughter", she is your GRAND-DAUGHTER and you need to tell your DAUGHTER to grow up and find a way to take care of HER OWN CHILD the way you took care of her.

Tough Love is what is needed here. You're daughter is not holding you prisoner--you are chosing to hold yourself prisoner.

JK

edited for the FUCK of it.
(where is your "fuck", young man?.........)
I was going to post this, but, you are fast on the edit..........hahahaha



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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue May 26, 2009 12:08 am

jkisha wrote: No matter how much you love your "grand-daughter", she is your GRAND-DAUGHTER and you need to tell your DAUGHTER to grow up and find a way to take care of HER OWN CHILD the way you took care of her.
That's GRANDSON, you fuckwit. :wink: :P :P :P :wink:

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Post by BAS » Tue May 26, 2009 12:18 am

Ah, at that age, who the fuck can tell?! :wink:
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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue May 26, 2009 1:55 am

When I was born, I was 24 1/2 inches long, and had really big hands and feet.

I don't know what in the fuck happened with that stereotype, but boy my balls sure do fucking itch today.
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Post by pinemom » Tue May 26, 2009 6:40 am

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue May 26, 2009 7:29 am

Fuck!

for some reason, probably a combination of over-work and lack of proper medication (no goddamn insurance) my entire body is wracked with a stiffness and pain that is close to unbearable.

when i move i sound like a monotone xylophone or a bunch of twigs being snapped.

there must be a low pressure system moving in, but whatever it is, it fucking hurts and i hate being non-productive because i cant move my fucking hands without wincing.

if i were a horse, i'd shoot myself.
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Post by Elderberry » Tue May 26, 2009 8:26 am

Monkeypoo wrote:
jkisha wrote: No matter how much you love your "grand-daughter", she is your GRAND-DAUGHTER and you need to tell your DAUGHTER to grow up and find a way to take care of HER OWN CHILD the way you took care of her.
That's GRANDSON, you fuckwit. :wink: :P :P :P :wink:

Sorry. Maybe a fucking picture would help. :wink:

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Post by littleflower » Tue May 26, 2009 9:06 am

jkisha wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:
jkisha wrote: No matter how much you love your "grand-daughter", she is your GRAND-DAUGHTER and you need to tell your DAUGHTER to grow up and find a way to take care of HER OWN CHILD the way you took care of her.
That's GRANDSON, you fuckwit. :wink: :P :P :P :wink:

Sorry. Maybe a fucking picture would help. :wink:

JK
a fucking picture of babies? fucking sicko! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue May 26, 2009 11:16 am

Yeah, totally sicko! The last thing I need right now is to have
ibdave busting my chops about posting baby stuff in the Fuck
thread. :wink: :wink: :wink:


fuck fuck fuckity fuck

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