The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:45 pm

My hat's off to you, Mozy,

a perfectly enacted ploy........you've once again swooned a maiden with wit and charm. Beguiled with brilliance as opposed to baffled with bullshit.........

*bows in reverence*

I would humbly apply to be the "affection remora" to your "shark of love"...........

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:49 pm

* throws a cold one to ygmir and sits on the couch to watch the show in the rafters*

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:04 pm

Wow. This has been the most interesting turn of events all day.
Throw me a cold one too. No, make that a chardonnay with some fresh strawberries and raspberries in the bottom of my glass, will ya, please?

I'm confused about the whole fish story myself too. The last thing I'd
want is to turn into a boy too. Boys smell.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:08 pm

*catches said grain and hop infused and fermented projectile*

thanks IBD.....

leans back in ROS.....hey, this is sort of like one of my favorite shows'''''''''glass bottom boat''''''''''''''

also, a fun game.........grin.............

moves ROS over in case of leakage...............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:58 pm

littleflower wrote:hey mozy ....

i was always terribly jealous when you took monkeypoo into the rafters ...

meanwhile ... i am still fascinated by pinemom's story ...

what if one of the girl fishes doesn't want to become a boy fish? i would be really pissed if i had to turn into a guy! and what if a boy fish wants to turn into a girl fish? i find this all very confusing.

What is the size of the brain of an aquarium fish? A pea? A millet grain? Heck, maybe it's a thrill, your hormones are changing and your body does all sorts of neat new things. But I'm guessing too few neurons to "want" anything concerning gender.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Mon May 25, 2009 10:24 pm

I seem to recall that in my nursing class we learned human embryos all start off as females. As they develop, hormone production causes them to change at the proper time. But once a boy becomes a boy he can not go back to being female. Chromosomal studies show that some females are really male, some males are really female, and then it gets really weird...chromosomial speaking wise.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:26 am

Hmmmm

Seems I have wandered into science class?
I guess I will just have to wake Bruno up at 9 am for a quick shot...

Fuck these nights are getting long.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:24 am

*walks in, noting all the nicely lubed doors.......*

Hey GH, nice to see you dropping in.......how ya been?

*plugs in espresso (still fantasizing about Mozy's cool one)*

Wow, nice weekend, huh?

well, after recovering from Sunday nights party..........I'm takin' it easy.

*heads for the HOLE with a cup of coffee with chocolate*

*rubs Juke*

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:56 am

Hiya Hiya...
hahaha OldGuy, Ive read/seen/heard that? too somewhere along the lines...

They are actually trying to use that fact for explaining why people are Gay.
To much testosterone/estrogen.

Makes perfect sense..

(The Bible thumpers that love to throw hate! should be shot for criticizing what "their" God designed.)

(Littleflower, I think that life in the Aquarium is quite different ....Boy fish are prettier and wear all the make up!)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:01 am

seems in most of the animal world, the boys are the pretty ones.........

But,
I like pretty human females.............(of course, so I'm told, there are no ugly sheep, [IBDave])

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:23 am

good morning ...!

pinemom wrote: (Littleflower, I think that life in the Aquarium is quite different ....Boy fish are prettier and wear all the make up!)

ohhhhhh .... now it makes sense!

hobbles over to join yg on the hole ... need rest after wild night of mozy taming ... unsuccessfully

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:36 am

littleflower wrote:good morning ...!

pinemom wrote: (Littleflower, I think that life in the Aquarium is quite different ....Boy fish are prettier and wear all the make up!)
ohhhhhh .... now it makes sense!

hobbles over to join yg on the hole ... need rest after wild night of mozy taming ... unsuccessfully

well. climb on in........I can only imagine the energy required to heard a cat.........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:47 am

ygmir wrote:
littleflower wrote:good morning ...!

pinemom wrote: (Littleflower, I think that life in the Aquarium is quite different ....Boy fish are prettier and wear all the make up!)
ohhhhhh .... now it makes sense!

hobbles over to join yg on the hole ... need rest after wild night of mozy taming ... unsuccessfully
well. climb on in........I can only imagine the energy required to heard a cat.........

Oh sure just like the rest LF 10 or 12 good ones and your done. Iâ€™m not done yetâ€¦..

Gives Miss Poo, little flower and Piemom an alluring look. OK just hear me out before you say NO.

Hey where are you goingâ€¦. I havenâ€™t told you what Iâ€™m thinking yetâ€¦..oh man come backâ€¦..it will be fun I promise.

Looks at YG .....crap I hate when this happens.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:54 am

MozyBonz wrote:
ygmir wrote:
littleflower wrote:good morning ...!
ohhhhhh .... now it makes sense!

hobbles over to join yg on the hole ... need rest after wild night of mozy taming ... unsuccessfully
well. climb on in........I can only imagine the energy required to heard a cat.........

Oh sure just like the rest LF 10 or 12 good ones and your done. Iâ€™m not done yetâ€¦..

Gives Miss Poo, little flower and Piemom an alluring look. OK just hear me out before you say NO.

Hey where are you goingâ€¦. I havenâ€™t told you what Iâ€™m thinking yetâ€¦..oh man come backâ€¦..it will be fun I promise.

Looks at YG .....crap I hate when this happens.

*casts sympathetic gaze to MOzy*

dang, they are so fickle.......well,......
you gotta know what's up.......

they must be heading back to the aquarium to see who's gonna change color..........

we may both be out..........dang.........

here pal.....

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:39 am

I am not supposed to drink at work. Look what you guys got me into.

Yee-hah! Happy Tuesday my friends!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:07 am

yee-haw and happy tuesday to you too, dougly!

i'm off to draw some naked people ... heee

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:40 am

ygmir wrote:

I would humbly apply to be the "affection remora" to your "shark of love"...........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:28 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Gives Miss Poo, little flower and Pinemom an alluring look. OK just hear me out before you say NO.

Hey where are you goingâ€¦. I havenâ€™t told you what Iâ€™m thinking yetâ€¦..oh man come backâ€¦..it will be fun I promise.

NO. No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!

I'm just saying NO to be bratty and rebellious and noncompliant,
cuz that's just the way I can be sometimes. HA!!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Gives Miss Poo, little flower and Pinemom an alluring look. OK just hear me out before you say NO.

Hey where are you goingâ€¦. I havenâ€™t told you what Iâ€™m thinking yetâ€¦..oh man come backâ€¦..it will be fun I promise.
NO. No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!

I'm just saying NO to be bratty and rebellious and noncompliant,
cuz that's just the way I can be sometimes. HA!!!!!!

But your Eyes say yes Yes YES!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:06 pm

MozyBonz wrote: But your Eyes say yes Yes YES!!!

Huh? What? I can't hear you! I have blindfolds on!!!

Man-oh-fucking-man..... That Jack-in-the-Box commercial has
been driving me nuts.... so I finally went down there on my bike
and got some. I don't eat fastfood. It literally makes me vomit,
but I think I got them anyway because their little jingle fascinates
baby RJ and because I fantasize about Midget Sex.

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And now I have to go barf...

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:00 pm

Olah Amigos,

Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day. We had a blow out at the Yacht Club yesterday. I got to play lifeguard at the inflatable bouncy water slide. I got soaked. Keepin the little people in line, making sure no one got hurt. The CEO was very impressed with my skills. All the kids ended up having a contest on who could get me the wetest.

(Mind out of the gutter Mozy)

The later it got, the more manipulative and rowdy the kids got. I was there from 12 to 7PM. Trying to lift some of the kids up with my wrist in pain. It was fun though.

So now I have just violated a good glass of merlot by adding some 7-UP to it. Y'know? It ain't so bad.

Sucks: Since I wrecked my car, my phone stopped ringin. fuckers.

Oh well, I got you guys. (((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:03 pm

Hey Mozy,

Could you ppplllleeeaasseeee post (again), a photo of the glorious paddle or you can email it to me at [email protected]. I would really appreciate it. Wanna bring the photo in for show and tell.

Gracias.

Love you!

Lorgasm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:43 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Olah Amigos,

Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day. We had a blow out at the Yacht Club yesterday. I got to play lifeguard at the inflatable bouncy water slide. I got soaked. Keepin the little people in line, making sure no one got hurt. The CEO was very impressed with my skills. All the kids ended up having a contest on who could get me the wetest.

(Mind out of the gutter Mozy)

The later it got, the more manipulative and rowdy the kids got. I was there from 12 to 7PM. Trying to lift some of the kids up with my wrist in pain. It was fun though.

So now I have just violated a good glass of merlot by adding some 7-UP to it. Y'know? It ain't so bad.

Sucks: Since I wrecked my car, my phone stopped ringin. fuckers.

Oh well, I got you guys. (((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))

HI Lorgasm...........

I'm thinking, with those credentials......perhaps you could supervise, and, or participate, in the "playa submarine races".......?........

and, nuthin wrong with making the wine just like YOU like it........you're the one drinking it after all............

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:06 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:08 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Hey Mozy,

Could you ppplllleeeaasseeee post (again), a photo of the glorious paddle or you can email it to me at [email protected]. I would really appreciate it. Wanna bring the photo in for show and tell.

Gracias.

Love you!

Lorgasm

Maybe....

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:09 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Hey Mozy,

Could you ppplllleeeaasseeee post (again), a photo of the glorious paddle or you can email it to me at [email protected]. I would really appreciate it. Wanna bring the photo in for show and tell.

Gracias.

Love you!

Lorgasm

If you want it, I'm sure Monkeypoo could take a photo with Mozy's bare ass being massaged with said Paddle.....?

BTW, Your paddle is hanging on Mozy's wall for all to see...

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:20 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Gives Miss Poo, little flower and Pinemom an alluring look. OK just hear me out before you say NO.

Hey where are you goingâ€¦. I havenâ€™t told you what Iâ€™m thinking yetâ€¦..oh man come backâ€¦..it will be fun I promise.
NO. No, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!

I'm just saying NO to be bratty and rebellious and noncompliant,
cuz that's just the way I can be sometimes. HA!!!!!!

But your Eyes say yes Yes YES!!!

Her eyes are higher...

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:25 pm

So did you ever have one of those days where it just seemed like things don't click? Nothing horrendously wrong but lots of little things adding up to a general malaise. Started with that hideous ruling here in CA and went downhill from there. Be a good time for a Sasparilla. Barkeep?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:32 pm

bigbluedoggy wrote:So did you ever have one of those days where it just seemed like things don't click? Nothing horrendously wrong but lots of little things adding up to a general malaise. Started with that hideous ruling here in CA and went downhill from there. Be a good time for a Sasparilla. Barkeep?

Boy don't I know that feeling.

Adds four tablespoonfuls of the Sarsaparilla fountain syrup to a tall glass of chilled soda water, serves in a tall, fluted, frosty glass with a straw.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 12:58 am

ibdave wrote:If you want it, I'm sure Monkeypoo could take a photo with Mozy's bare ass being massaged with said Paddle.....?

BTW, Your paddle is hanging on Mozy's wall for all to see...

HEY NOW!!! I don't know WHO you might be talkin' about. Sure ain't no Monkeypoo!!! I've never seen Mozy's hairy ass, nor do I I want to see his hairy ass. I have never paddled his sweet ass, nor do I want to paddle his sweet ass. Wait a minute. Gimme that godamn paddle. I love paddlin' ass. Mozy, I still owe you 50 birthday paddlings. Belly up to the damn Bar, grab yer ankles, hold on to Ygmir iffin ya have to.....