Haute Cuisine the Cro-Magnon way!

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Haute Cuisine the Cro-Magnon way!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 26, 2009 9:56 am

The Paleolithic or "Caveman" Diet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleolithic_diet
The modern dietary regimen known as the Paleolithic diet (abbreviated paleo diet or paleodiet), also popularly referred to as the caveman diet, Stone Age diet and hunter-gatherer diet, is a nutritional plan based on the presumed ancient diet of wild plants and animals that various human species habitually consumed during the Paleolithic—a period of about 2.5 million years duration that ended around 10,000 years ago with the development of agriculture. In common usage, such terms as the "Paleolithic diet" also refer to the actual ancestral human diet. Centered around commonly available modern foods, the "contemporary" Paleolithic diet consists mainly of lean meat, fish, vegetables, fruit, roots, and nuts; and excludes grains, legumes, dairy products, salt, refined sugar, and processed oils.
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Paleolithic hunting and gathering peoples ate primarily meat, fish, shellfish, leafy vegetables, fruit, nuts and insects in varying proportions. However, there is little direct evidence of the relative proportions of plant and animal foods. According to some anthropologists and advocates of the modern Paleolithic diet, Paleolithic hunter-gatherers consumed a significant amount of meat and possibly obtained most of their food from hunting. Competing hypotheses suggest that Paleolithic humans may have consumed a plant-based diet in general, or that hunting and gathering possibly contributed equally to their diet. One hypothesis is that carbohydrate tubers (plant underground storage organs) may have been eaten in high amounts by our pre-agricultural humans. However, the relative proportions of plant and animal foods in the diets of Paleolithic peoples probably varied between regions. For instance, hunter gatherers in tropical regions such as Africa probably consumed a plant-based diet, while populations in colder regions such as Northern Europe most likely obtained most of their food from meat.
All I have to say is NUTS!
Yes, nuts and fruits and raw vegetables and roasted animal flesh. Anyone for a caveman feast?

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Post by **burn** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:12 am

Lean meat: uh, that sounds like no bacon. :shock:

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 26, 2009 10:16 am

Let me know when you hunt up a pig and we can invite the whole tribe for a feast.

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Post by Sail Man » Tue May 26, 2009 11:08 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Let me know when you hunt up a pig and we can invite the whole tribe for a feast.
Damn! You would post that when I'm starvin.... :roll:

But roasting a whole pig on the spit in Barbarian Camp sure sounds fitting.
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Post by **burn** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:15 am

Imagine the Barbarians, snacking on nuts and seeds, and then smelling THIS!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 26, 2009 11:47 am

Large roast animals are certainly something that our Cro-Magnon ancestors appreciated.
This is what we all evolved to digest (over thousands of years) - except Sail Man, he's from Pluto. :)

I might bring some venison and bison steaks to throw directly on some coals...

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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue May 26, 2009 11:54 am

NUTS !!!!
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue May 26, 2009 11:59 am

Nuts are good, too. Low on the Glycemic Index and all that. :)

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Post by Oldguy » Tue May 26, 2009 2:54 pm

LUAU :!:

I'll bet those Tahitian lads know a thing or two about roast pig, fish, and tropical fruit. Give them a home and invite them to share their knowledge. Tough to get poi fixins in Nevada, but some baked Idaho spuds would be good. Sweet taters and grilled chicken, yummm. If no sea salt just throw some ash on there. The ancients knew how to salt food, don't let Wiki fool ya.

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Post by **burn** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:15 pm

One must accumulate the taste for poi.
Otherwise it is pretty nasty.
Shredded beef or pork wrapped in leaves and steamed is good food!

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Post by ygmir » Tue May 26, 2009 5:56 pm

**burn** wrote:One must accumulate the taste for poi.
Otherwise it is pretty nasty.
Shredded beef or pork wrapped in leaves and steamed is good food!
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Post by littleflower » Tue May 26, 2009 7:00 pm

Paleolithic hunting and gathering peoples ate primarily meat, fish, shellfish, leafy vegetables, fruit, nuts and insects in varying proportions.
there are some very enticing water-bugs in my neighborhood ... should i start collecting some?

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what do you think ... bernaise sauce? or is that too civilized...?

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed May 27, 2009 10:11 am

Only if you get the sauce from a real bear. ;)

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed May 27, 2009 12:54 pm

It turns out that it's impossible to generalize about the diets of Stone-Age societies, since they all dealt with different environments. For some, they could scoop up massive quantities of fresh salmon. Others subsisted on bugs and leaves.

The bottom line is that they all dealt with fresh food, didn't fry anything, and didn't use a lot of grains and beans. In other words, lots of natural vitamins, little fat or high-GI carbohydrates, and no processed food.

This savage could live with that for a week.

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