The Bar

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:47 am

ygmir wrote:*walks in, noting all the nicely lubed doors.......*

Hey GH, nice to see you dropping in.......how ya been?

Very, very, quick trip to the East Coast the first of the month.
Wife's Grandmother turned 99 May first. I got just enough time off so we could fly out to see her for a day. Wish we could have stayed a day or two. Just couldn't get the time off though.

Sounds like we have broke down and finally become a theme camp, "we have been trying to avoid doing this for years...." this year according to gAWD.

I really need some time off though.
These fuckers just don't realize I have dust to cook, nipple rings to make, beer to brew......

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:22 am

*checks barn for Mule, noting unslept in bed*

where the heck is Mule these days?

*slips under hayloft trap door and down secret zip wire to antennae mast entrance, slides down mast/fire/dancing pole*

Hey!! GH was here again.....I'm bummed he gets in so early, even I'm not up yet.

Nice to see ya kickin though, GH.........hey, if you want more time off, I could write you a "note", if you'd like.

*plugs in espresso machine*

hey, I forgot:

*walks past the Freddy Mercury blow up doll and, strokes Fembot into life*

(in robotic, yet sexy female voice) "Your pleasure, sir?"

Hi Fembot, how about some breakfast for everyone?

"as you wish, my master" (FBV {fembotvoice})

I like her.......thanks PM........

*strokes Juke on the way to the HOLE*

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:50 am

*wakes up, rubs eyes, looks around for breakfast*

Mornin', friends!!!! OMFG.... I have found the absolute best secret for having a good night's sleep ~~ and NO it ain't a sleep number mattress. RJ and I went out to the pool and jacuzzi last night, then he konked out, and I put my earplugs in, took my meds, and it was GOOD NIGHT GONZO for Poo. I am in Grannypoo heaven. A good night's sleep is mucho gusto!!

And now I must make some coffee. Yum....

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed May 27, 2009 8:16 am

*runs in, rolls around in paint, rolls around floor, bumps into all the walls*

Ass prints everywhere!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 8:20 am

*I love that nutty Mule..........*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:52 am

Attention, Attention:

it's Littleflowers birthday.............

*rubs Juke*

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:00 am

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:13 am

Yeah!!! Happy Birthday!!! Lets set fire to something!!!

slips arm around LF gives her a passionate kiss... happy birthday

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:01 pm

Happy birthday, oh flowered one!!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:57 pm

HaPpY BiRtHdAy, LiTtLeFlOwEr!!!!!

I say we deflower her in the rafters...

Mozy, GRAB LITTLEFLOWER!!!!
EVERYONE IN THE RAFTERS!!!!!!
IT'S PARTYTIME IN THE RAFTERS!!!!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Well Mr Mule...tiz a fine day today for LF's birthday.

But I'm kinda missing our Moon goddess around here.
she doesn't come by much anymore.
I was hoping to hear some travel stories from her.

Oh hi Poo do you smell gas?

....Spark*~~~~~~~~*Kaboom* AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:23 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Oh hi Poo do you smell gas?

Why? Are you farting again?

I must be having a blonde day. I'm totally not catching on to anyone's jokes or innuendos (sp?) today.
But it's Wednesday. Wednesdays are in the middle of the week and have never made any much sense to me anyway except for 2 things:

1 - Wednesday is a my favorite member of the Addams Family. She chops off her dolls heads. I did that as a kid to my Barbies...AND Ken dolls.
2 - Wednesday is Hump Day. No further comments cuz my mind is a naughty one.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:33 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Oh hi Poo do you smell gas?
Why? Are you farting again?

I must be having a blonde day. I'm totally not catching on to anyone's jokes or innuendos (sp?) today.
But it's Wednesday. Wednesdays are in the middle of the week and have never made any much sense to me anyway except for 2 things:

1 - Wednesday is a my favorite member of the Addams Family. She chops off her dolls heads. I did that as a kid to my Barbies...AND Ken dolls.
2 - Wednesday is Hump Day. No further comments cuz my mind is a naughty one.

Find self sitting in the dust singed and smoking~~~
Oooopsâ€¦..gets instabar out of pocket â€¦sets on groundâ€¦pours in whiskyâ€¦.stands backâ€¦..with a dusty eruption a new bar appears.

Walks in the back door. Sorry I was filling whisky barrels in the back room.

""mind is a naughty one"" Yeah!! OK lets party.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:50 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Walks in the back door.
Sorry I was filling whiskey barrels in the back room.

"mind is a naughty one""

Yeah!! OK lets party.

No need to ask me twice. Wooo-hoooo!!!! LET'S PARTY!!!!

RJ down for nap. Spinning my glow poi in livingroom. (XXXX to Pinemom!)
I'm out of practice. Keep hittin' myself in head. Dammit, dammit, dammit.
And I realized something ~~ I can only spin to certain songs that speak to me. Hmmmm....

I've got "Coyote" down, though. Sweeeeeet!!!!

Working on fave Grateful Dead and Beatles now.

I'm a hippie spinner. Yay!!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:58 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:HaPpY BiRtHdAy, LiTtLeFlOwEr!!!!!

I say we deflower her in the rafters...

Mozy, GRAB LITTLEFLOWER!!!!
EVERYONE IN THE RAFTERS!!!!!!
IT'S PARTYTIME IN THE RAFTERS!!!!!!!

Happy birthday LittleFlower! Hope that you're having a glorious day.

Party in the rafters? Woo-hoo! I'm up for it.

*Aims arrow toward ceiling, shoots and follows it up.*

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:05 pm

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

follows artemis into rafters ..........

where are the boys????

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:15 pm

MozyBonz wrote:â€¦pours in whiskyâ€¦

Ears perk up.

Happy Birthday, littleflower.

Risky

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:30 pm

littleflower wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!!

follows artemis into rafters ..........

where are the boys????

stands at attention, saluting (no hands)

well,
I'm here.............*does ninja handspring into rafters......*

what is the pleasure of the birthday girl?.............

*grabs secret Viking "book of love" and turns to chapter 3: "the sublime torture of a thousand tongues.......*

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Thu May 28, 2009 2:12 am

ygmir wrote:*I love that nutty Mule..........*

His is such a special ass.

It's no just any ass, that can put a smile on my face.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 28, 2009 6:57 am

*wanders into bar, moving slow....*

Volleyball can be so hard on my poor old body.........

*plugs in espresso, fires up grill*
How about some breakfast?

*wonders if LF enjoyed her "rafter time"*

well,
I guess I'll just shuffle over to the ROS for recovery..........

A tune?

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:41 am

Crap looks like I missed some fun.....

Gives the jukebox a sexy rumâ€¦slips into the shadows.

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 28, 2009 7:46 am

**burn** wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:â€¦pours in whiskyâ€¦
Ears perk up.

Risky

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:03 am

Starts to dance~

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:16 am

WOO-HOO

All I want to do is dance, dance, dance, too.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:54 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 28, 2009 12:31 pm

proof of Mules popularity back 20 years ago, with the gals...........

my how they've grown..........

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:46 am

(a human sized lump from underneath the N.E.B slides out to the edge, a man rubbing his eyes to wake from a 6 month hibernation...) Holy smokes! It's been awhile since I've been in this e-bar, damn, guess I'll take an Irish coffee

! My computer at the house sucks so bad that I cancelled the net...mercy...so many new pages to read. All is well, COFFEE CAMP 09' is pooling together as planned... love... p e a c e

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 29, 2009 5:57 am

*heads into bar, noting more "ass prints" on the wall.*

HHmm, no one up yet.
*plugs in "Holy espresso machine"*
*notes angelic music in background*

who's makin' breakfast?
ah........Fembot, how about it?
*looks to find Fembot hiding behind Freddy Mercury blowup doll and Moose*
*grabs fembot remote*

well, now to relax in the HOLE and see what "she" makes.

*strokes Juke on the way by*

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri May 29, 2009 6:48 am

*in Fembot voice:*

Breakfast is served

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri May 29, 2009 7:53 am

sleepily climbs into HOLE and snuggles up to yg....

grabs fembot remote while he's preoccupied......

can you make something healthy, too?? i gained 10 pounds just smelling yg's breakfast!

*cooking noises*

mmmmmmmmmm ... this fembot is ok ....