eat a turd

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unjonharley
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eat a turd

Post by unjonharley » Sat May 30, 2009 10:01 am

imho, anyone that would buy from paid program tv would eat shit off a dirty spoon.

billy mays fans all eat shit

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat May 30, 2009 12:31 pm

Well a shiny happy day to you too.

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Post by Sham » Sat May 30, 2009 1:11 pm

Billy Mays rocks! My Mighty Putty and Mighty Mendit are the two best things I own! I still use my Vegi-matic from the 70s. But wait, there's more. My Pocket Fisherman goes where ever I go.

If the box says, "AS SEEN ON TV", it must be good!
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Post by Sail Man » Sat May 30, 2009 1:27 pm

Hi. My name is Sail Man and I use Oxiclean.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat May 30, 2009 3:07 pm

I use the hell out of oxiclean, actually.

Quick 'n' Brite works better to get the fart scars out of my white briefs.
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Post by unjonharley » Sat May 30, 2009 4:23 pm

So the plea for breath mints is coming in strong..

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Post by ygmir » Sat May 30, 2009 6:30 pm

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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Sun May 31, 2009 7:26 pm

SHAM WOW!!!!

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Post by Dustdevil » Sun May 31, 2009 9:57 pm

Observing a few avatars, there seems to be a few who could benefit from the "Pocket Fisherman".
Those who think they can and those who think they can't are both right.

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Re: eat a turd

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:48 pm

unjonharley wrote:imho, anyone that would buy from paid program tv would eat shit off a dirty spoon.
Act within the next five minutes and get two dirty spoons and twice the turds for the same price.

Just pay double shipping and handling.

Act Now !

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Post by Mr.? » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:19 am

Every time you use it you say...WOW!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

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