Reno, We Need Space for a Pissing Contest

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 29, 2009 3:40 pm

It's gonna be a doozy. Fur is gonna fly. There will be so much urine, that the Truckee will get a new tributary.

It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law, rabid ravers love bombing anything that moves, topless hotties, shirtcocker, shouting, pushing, shoving, nipple tweaks, and much refilling of camelbacks.

What will you get for hosting this extravaganza? Hot ChickBots (no, the heat is not a result of faulty wiring. The popcorn concession. On-playa bragging rights. And plenty of nitrogen for your houseplants.

Do not allow this fantastic opportunity to pass you by. You will regret it for the rest of your life.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri May 29, 2009 4:00 pm

I'm getting thirsty already

Pass me the Lasix Crypto

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri May 29, 2009 4:38 pm

We are ready !!!

Where do I sign up ??

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:10 am

It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law

that's EVERY day Fishy.

where will this shindig be?

please please please let it be the kiddie gambling room at circus circus, i got a hankering for skee-ball.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:33 am

All the BEST things happen in DRAINO!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 30, 2009 7:34 am

oneeyeddick wrote:We are ready !!!

Where do I sign up ??

thats a mighty fine piece you're sporting there OED....i've got bull-horn envy.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat May 30, 2009 1:59 pm

Nicely shaven I see OED.

Do you wax?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 31, 2009 12:03 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:

Hello, tiny.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:58 pm

Don't worry....my other penis is bigger.

And it shoots flames.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:48 pm

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