The Bar

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:28 am

Happy Belated Little Flower!!!!!

Sorry for the M.I.A. last couple days....have been attempting to help Titwi dig Sprinkler trenches...uhg...kids all flaked.

Its FUCKING HOT............ AGAIN!!!!!!

OMFG!!!!!!!
Cc....How the hell are you Friend!!! Long time!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:31 am

Oh yeah!!!! Its FRIDAY!!!!~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Fri May 29, 2009 12:42 pm

Slips into the shadows~

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri May 29, 2009 1:50 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Slips into the shadows~

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Great freaking song, MozyHon. I'm layin' low in the shadows too.
*sniffles, blows nose, takes a Tylenol Cold-n-Sinus, passes around the 7-Up, coughs, turns on air conditioner cuz of hot flashy fevery things going on*
Sam & me & baby all have head colds and crappy congestion. I'm calling it the Monkeypoo Flu.

Miss y'all a bunch. Please send us healing un-snotty energy

*heads over to Hippie Love Club cuz I am sooooooo disappointed in my daughter's trip to Berkeley and San Francisco, the Haight, and stupid bummy wanna-be hippies of today*

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri May 29, 2009 2:22 pm

Hope you and RJ and Sam too feel better soon, Monkeypoo.

[that was a lot of 'oo's]

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 30, 2009 6:09 am

*Strolls into bar, noting back door left open..*

Hhhhmm.......all looks well...........looks like maybe the first layer of "natural" dust blew in last night..........

*noting small footprints around Juke and bar fridge*

Looks like a "little" party here..........*could it be them?)

*plugs espresso machine (where's Espresso Dude been?),
sets out condiments,

Hiya Fembot, how about some breakfast, please?

*Fembot voice*: No need with please, sir, your wish is my command.
*wishing she were Jeanie........and "correct"........*

How about a tune?

*rubs Juke*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sat May 30, 2009 8:58 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:59 am

*notes flap of bar doors, in the stiff morning breeze*
*naught on the bar, but, crackers and cheese*
*No one's come here, where have they been?*
*Maybe they went to the Holiday Inn*
*Barkeep, a cognac, please*

*notes Fembot in the corner, grabs drink and coffee, heads for ROS, in the shadowy corner, by the Moose*

*strokes Juke on the way by*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 31, 2009 12:43 pm

Walks in with a wrestling mask and tights onâ€¦ Gives the jukebox a flying drop kick.

Draws a line in the dust

Waits for challengersâ€¦

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unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun May 31, 2009 2:27 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Walks in with a wrestling mask and tights onâ€¦ Gives the jukebox a flying drop kick.

Draws a line in the dust

Waits for challengersâ€¦

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Falls over with laughter and wets pants trying to ansewer challeng(ed)

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:41 pm

I'm heading to Dane Cook for the night... Anyone else...? San Jose Ca.???

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:59 pm

*sniffles, coughs, tries to come back to the world*

Is there a Beatles drink around this damn place?

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:55 pm

unjonharley wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Walks in with a wrestling mask and tights onâ€¦ Gives the jukebox a flying drop kick.

Draws a line in the dust

Waits for challengersâ€¦

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Falls over with laughter and wets pants trying to ansewer challeng(ed)

the challenger is here....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:34 am

*walks in, noting signs of a scuffle*

well............hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm.

anyone up this morning?
seems lots look, not so many come to play........

*plugs in coffee pot*

anyone for a morning tune?

*rubs Juke*

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:06 am

*wind whistling through the bar, blowing the lace curtains into whimsical ghosts*

*Fembots timer wakes her, and, she starts coffee and begins to search for patrons*

(Fembot): Where have all the humans gone?

*Jukes starts from "auto-Juke-off" settings*

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Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:27 am

Fembot wrote:Where have all the humans gone?

I don't know about those humans, but da mule is here, oh sexy robotic one.

Do you know how to make oatmeal?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:33 am

Da Mule wrote:
Fembot wrote:Where have all the humans gone?
I don't know about those humans, but da mule is here, oh sexy robotic one.

Do you know how to make oatmeal?

(Fembot voice):
Depends on what you mean by "make"?.........

I have taken it and frozen it in a popsicle mold and, and, and, and. ........does not compute, error, error, "human sexual activity process", error, error, Norman, coordinate

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:13 pm

Aloha my lovelies.

Just got back from some errands. Before I get ready for work thought I'd drop by to let you know I am still alive. Got myself a wrist guard/splint. Very sporty. Diggin my new muscles from all this walking and bike riding. Trying to get out of this pity party that I've been in. I'm okay.

For YEARS I've been doing great not having a TV. Now I'm in a room with a TV. I"ve been watching all sorts of stuff. One of which is Bridezilla. Anyways, did anyone get to see the latest Bridezilla? It was the one with Athena and Atom. They met at Burningman. Their wedding was inspired with the Burn. Fire, stilts, and many other awesome theatrics and ART. Atom is part of Mutaytor's tribe. HE is a musician. Athena is his muse. It was awesome. It was also bittersweet. They had to postpone the wedding for a year since her dad had broken his back and needed major surgery. None the less it was great. If anyone knows of these to beautiful people, please let them know that Lorgasm wishes them well and hopes to meet them both at the burn. The music that was playing Atom wrote and Athena was so right. His music is wonderful and I look forward to being absorbed in it in the desert. Athena, if you are reading this, you are not a Bridezilla. You are very Passionate and I hope your Daddy is doing much better.

Well, gotta go take care of my pussy (cat). Love and Warm Fuzzies to you all.

Peace!!!!!

P.S. Athena, I am a figure model too and what you said was sooo right on. I am the same way too. Hope you drink wine, I would love to share a nice glass (or two) with you.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:50 pm

YAY - happy news from Lorgasm! Keep your head up, girlie. We are all behind you sending positive energy.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:20 am

*tiptoeing in, just in case anyone stayed*

*noting lump under blanket in ROS, also noting Freddy Mercury blowup doll is missing*

I'll just scoot over here and start the coffee...........

*slithers under bar to "secret observation cubicle", raises periscope mounted in flower vase*

now, to watch who emerges from the ROS...........giggle...............

*pushes remote Juke start button*

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:24 pm

Lorgasm wrote:Aloha my lovelies.

Just got back from some errands. Before I get ready for work thought I'd drop by to let you know I am still alive. Got myself a wrist guard/splint. Very sporty. Diggin my new muscles from all this walking and bike riding. Trying to get out of this pity party that I've been in. I'm okay.

For YEARS I've been doing great not having a TV. Now I'm in a room with a TV. I"ve been watching all sorts of stuff. One of which is Bridezilla. Anyways, did anyone get to see the latest Bridezilla? It was the one with Athena and Atom. They met at Burningman. Their wedding was inspired with the Burn. Fire, stilts, and many other awesome theatrics and ART. Atom is part of Mutaytor's tribe. HE is a musician. Athena is his muse. It was awesome. It was also bittersweet. They had to postpone the wedding for a year since her dad had broken his back and needed major surgery. None the less it was great. If anyone knows of these to beautiful people, please let them know that Lorgasm wishes them well and hopes to meet them both at the burn. The music that was playing Atom wrote and Athena was so right. His music is wonderful and I look forward to being absorbed in it in the desert. Athena, if you are reading this, you are not a Bridezilla. You are very Passionate and I hope your Daddy is doing much better.

Well, gotta go take care of my pussy (cat). Love and Warm Fuzzies to you all.

Peace!!!!!

P.S. Athena, I am a figure model too and what you said was sooo right on. I am the same way too. Hope you drink wine, I would love to share a nice glass (or two) with you.

Glad to see you're doing better Lorgasm. **smooches**

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:29 pm

hi Lorgasm.
nice to see you poping in......nice to hear things are moving forward.
hooray.

do you drink?

I'll pour, if you do.........

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:20 pm

Wow, where has everyone gone? Only one page in a week?? I'll just have to assume everyone is keeping busy! Lixx for all!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:28 pm

yeah, BBD, it seems I make coffee and it sits all day...

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:52 pm

Shame I don't drink coffee like I used to. I'll make an exception and help you drain that pot, though!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:26 pm

*wakes up from long week of congestion and coughing and allergies,
feeling a bit better, reads thru 3 pages of The Bar, still delerious a bit,
but coherent a bit*

Wow. Y'all have been busy in here.

Hugs. I need a fucking hug.

OneEyedDick, you PM'd about some kind of prize I won?
WTF ya talkin' about?
Did I win the pound of BACON from the Swine Flu thread?

*confused*

Happy news.
I am manifesting good things into my life.
Been sleeping on a goddamn fucking love seat couch ever since I came
back here to CA in January from NC.
TODAY A REAL BED WAS GIFTED TO ME.
It has cute cowgirl sheets. Yeeeeeehaw!!!!! Whatever.

I rolled in it.
I masterbated in it.
I kicked the cats off it and said, "IT'S MINE!!!!! IT'S MINE!!!!! IT'S MINE, you little bitches!!!!!

Finally I have something of MINE again.

Life is good.

I'm a freak.
Little things make me happy.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:36 pm

*comes back into Bar to give the jukebox a healthy loving nudge, dances around, climbs up to rafters, doing hippie dance, flinging daisies all over the Bar below*

PEACE and LOVE!!!!!!!!!

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:16 am

*comes back from Swine Flu contest thread, all a-giddy and a-frantic and a-ecstatic,
jumping up and down like a fucking wild orangutan, pulling my hair out,
pinching my nipples, bending my ass over, flinging poo all over*

I WON!!!!!!! GO LOOK!!!!!! I AM BACON SWINE FLU QUEEN!!!!!!!

ghengiskhan · Post by **ghengiskhan** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:21 am

Hey tish give me your the usual and I want it fast now! And where's everybody in here!?!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:30 am

*wanders into barn, looking for Mule*

Hhhmmm, looks like a small trampoline with four handcuffs at the edges...........*chuckle and shake head*

*climbs to hayloft and takes secret loft/tap room zip wire across*

wow, the rafters got some use............hey, POO!!!!! you're back.........hooray!!!!
you always liven the place up............

BBD:
come on in and visit, I'll make coffee or whatever in the morning........tea?

*grabs Fembot remote, pushes "power"*

*notes Fembot making breakfast and dusting*

hey, the lump in the ROS is gone and the "Freddy Mercury blowup doll" is back.........I wonder who was over there?............hhhhhhmmmmmmmm.........

well, I'll just grab a seat in the ROS (after Fembot cleans those funny "rabbit tracks") and wait for her to make coffee and breaky.

*rubs Juke on the way past*

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