could have been worse...could have said post a picture of babies fucking.
JK
Fuck!
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At least it's not snowing! I had about as much of that as I could fucking take this winter. Looking forward to meeting you at LOF! We'll have to have a...Sail Man wrote:Fuck!! Fucking weather is not fucking cooperating on my fucking days off so I can get in the first fucking sail of the season!!
Fuck!
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Elderberry
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I don't think you'd have that problem if you just moved to California.Sail Man wrote:Fuck!! Fucking weather is not fucking cooperating on my fucking days off so I can get in the first fucking sail of the season!!
Fuck!
JK
Oh, and fuck
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Ya, then they grow up and you wonder what happened to all the adorableness.littleflower wrote:that is one fucking adorable baby, monkeypoo! look at those eyes !! fuck.... lucky you ....
Fuck.
JK
Cute baby MP
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
I'm feeling a fuck of a lot better today, and still really fucking easily distracted--.
What the fuck?!! I'm one of only three people to pledge to WORT during this show?!! Come on Madison!
What the fuck?!! I'm one of only three people to pledge to WORT during this show?!! Come on Madison!
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Monkeypoo
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*happy fucking grannypoo comes in*
Baby RJ IS a cute little bugger, isn't he? We're calling him Cute Little Booger this week.
OMFG, RINGOFIRE!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!! When are we gonna see
one another again anyway, you sexy red-headed freak? You will NOT
recognize me. I'm 140 lbs lighter!!! Yay!!!! And so much happier and healthier!!!!
Are you going to Burning Man???? I will put you on my Dance Card. 
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
Baby RJ IS a cute little bugger, isn't he? We're calling him Cute Little Booger this week.
OMFG, RINGOFIRE!!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!! When are we gonna see
one another again anyway, you sexy red-headed freak? You will NOT
recognize me. I'm 140 lbs lighter!!! Yay!!!! And so much happier and healthier!!!!
Are you going to Burning Man???? I will put you on my Dance Card.
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
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Monkeypoo
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Da Mule wrote:Holy fuck! You lost 140 pounds?Monkeypoo wrote:*happy fucking grannypoo comes in*
I'm 140 lbs lighter!!! Yay!!!! And so much happier and healthier!!!!
Ooooooh, as much as I hate to post this.
Here is a BEFORE.....
3 years ago...
a heart attack waiting to happen...
.....and AFTER....
I'm thinner than that now. I maintain my weight now by eating MEGA-healthy, eating more veggies and fruits, walking alot, biking alot, thinking more positively, being good to my fucking self.....and loving myself more these days.
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Monkeypoo
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OK. Let me get the FUCKs outta the way......
The first time I saw the MAN out there on the playa, I cried.
I was so unhappy with myself and life.
I'd lost my soulmate to cancer.
A friend urged me to go to Burning Man.
Burning Man?
WTF is Burning Man?
I had no fucking idea.
She said, "GO. It will change your life forever."
I won a scholarship.
I wrote this essay.
I spilled my heart.
I got a ticket for $90.
I was sooooo grateful.
I went there scared beyond belief, which was
appropriate for 2003 cuz that was the theme....Beyond Belief.
I knew no one. I had no idea where I was gonna camp.
I had no idea WTF I was getting myself into.
All I knew was that it was about ART and expression and freedom.
I met kindred spirits.
I met people like me.
I met family.
I had nothing to give.
Or so I thought.
I did have something.
I gifted fruit.
I gifted hugs.
I gifted smiles.
So one night that year in 2003 I went on the playa alone.
I stood strong before the MAN.
I raised my hands to the stars.
I said THANK YOU.
I was humble.
I spread some of Gerry's ashes out at the Man on the playa.
I had to go back the next year.
I had to.
It called me.
You called me.
The Man called me.
The playa called me.
The stars called me.
Life called me.
I walked out to the Man again in 2004.
I thanked him again.
I kissed the playa.
I tasted the dust.
I even put it into my fucking food.
I cried alot.
I cried hard.
I spread some more of Gerry's ashes.
It was healing.
I needed to heal more.
I was unhappy with myself.
I had become obese and disgusting (in my eyes anyway).
So I walked up to Man again in 2004.
I was alone.
I felt strong.
I raised my fist.
"The next time you see me, Mr. Burning Man??!!!!
I will be 100 lbs lighter, I will be a 100 lbs healthier.
You ARE gonna see it!!!
I will walk up to you feeling proud of myself!!
Yes, Mr. Burning Man, you WILL SEE a better Monkeypoo!
I promise this.
I promise this to myself, but I promise it to you too,
cuz you changed my life in 2003.
You made me want to live again.
Thank you."
Did I say FUCK in any of this?
FUCKING LOVE.
THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT.
It's ALL about LOVE.
This is the best video I know...
[youtube][/youtube]
The first time I saw the MAN out there on the playa, I cried.
I was so unhappy with myself and life.
I'd lost my soulmate to cancer.
A friend urged me to go to Burning Man.
Burning Man?
WTF is Burning Man?
I had no fucking idea.
She said, "GO. It will change your life forever."
I won a scholarship.
I wrote this essay.
I spilled my heart.
I got a ticket for $90.
I was sooooo grateful.
I went there scared beyond belief, which was
appropriate for 2003 cuz that was the theme....Beyond Belief.
I knew no one. I had no idea where I was gonna camp.
I had no idea WTF I was getting myself into.
All I knew was that it was about ART and expression and freedom.
I met kindred spirits.
I met people like me.
I met family.
I had nothing to give.
Or so I thought.
I did have something.
I gifted fruit.
I gifted hugs.
I gifted smiles.
So one night that year in 2003 I went on the playa alone.
I stood strong before the MAN.
I raised my hands to the stars.
I said THANK YOU.
I was humble.
I spread some of Gerry's ashes out at the Man on the playa.
I had to go back the next year.
I had to.
It called me.
You called me.
The Man called me.
The playa called me.
The stars called me.
Life called me.
I walked out to the Man again in 2004.
I thanked him again.
I kissed the playa.
I tasted the dust.
I even put it into my fucking food.
I cried alot.
I cried hard.
I spread some more of Gerry's ashes.
It was healing.
I needed to heal more.
I was unhappy with myself.
I had become obese and disgusting (in my eyes anyway).
So I walked up to Man again in 2004.
I was alone.
I felt strong.
I raised my fist.
"The next time you see me, Mr. Burning Man??!!!!
I will be 100 lbs lighter, I will be a 100 lbs healthier.
You ARE gonna see it!!!
I will walk up to you feeling proud of myself!!
Yes, Mr. Burning Man, you WILL SEE a better Monkeypoo!
I promise this.
I promise this to myself, but I promise it to you too,
cuz you changed my life in 2003.
You made me want to live again.
Thank you."
Did I say FUCK in any of this?
FUCKING LOVE.
THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT.
It's ALL about LOVE.
This is the best video I know...
[youtube][/youtube]
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You may have hated to post this, but I am SO fucking glad you did.Monkeypoo wrote:Ooooooh, as much as I hate to post this.
Here is a BEFORE.....
3 years ago...
a heart attack waiting to happen...
.....and AFTER....
I'm thinner than that now. I maintain my weight now by eating MEGA-healthy, eating more veggies and fruits, walking alot, biking alot, thinking more positively, being good to my fucking self.....and loving myself more these days.
Last time I was on a scale, it said 381lbs (27 stone / 173 kilos). I have been killing myself slowly, at a rate of 10lbs a year. I am close to twice what I weighed when I graduated high school, and I was overweight then.
I need those reminders from people like you that it CAN be fucking done. Thank you.
Anything purple is mine. Anything else can be dyed or painted.
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FUCK?
Fuck yeah, good shit you guys, I mean gals! I came here to bitch about my problems but suddenly they just don't seem that fucking important. What the hell, since I'm here I might as well:
FUCK!
I'm going to jail tomorrow, I have some shit to take care of. No Burning Man this year. On the plus side that means my mom is going with a gifted ticket I worked my skinny ass off for last year. I'll miss all of you awesome ePlayans while I'm gone, hold the fort down for me.
TECHNO WARNING!
http://www.jamglue.com/mixes/9655981-Lo ... -Night-mix
FUCK!
I'm going to jail tomorrow, I have some shit to take care of. No Burning Man this year. On the plus side that means my mom is going with a gifted ticket I worked my skinny ass off for last year. I'll miss all of you awesome ePlayans while I'm gone, hold the fort down for me.
TECHNO WARNING!
http://www.jamglue.com/mixes/9655981-Lo ... -Night-mix
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http://lonestonersblog.blogspot.com/
http://lonestonersblog.blogspot.com/
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That is a seriously inspirational post and set of pix. Getting back in shape and losing the weight seems to be fucking impossible. Don't eat this, avoid that, do this, do that, don't do that, yadda, yadda....and you do all these things and step on the scale and it's like it never fucking changes.
But obviously it can be done...the proof is right here on the screen in front of me. Thanks for posting those pix!
Edit: Lonestoner, good luck to you in there and I wish you well. I won't get to attend this year either...2nd year running. At this point I wonder if I'll ever see the playa again.
But obviously it can be done...the proof is right here on the screen in front of me. Thanks for posting those pix!
Edit: Lonestoner, good luck to you in there and I wish you well. I won't get to attend this year either...2nd year running. At this point I wonder if I'll ever see the playa again.
Kinetic V
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I bring order to chaos. And I bring chaos to those who deserve it, wherever that may be.
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Monkeypoo
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It can be done.Kinetic V wrote:That is a seriously inspirational post and set of pix. Getting back in shape and losing the weight seems to be fucking impossible. Don't eat this, avoid that, do this, do that, don't do that, yadda, yadda....and you do all these things and step on the scale and it's like it never fucking changes.
But obviously it can be done...the proof is right here on the screen in front of me. Thanks for posting those pix!
Edit: Lonestoner, good luck to you in there and I wish you well. I won't get to attend this year either...2nd year running. At this point I wonder if I'll ever see the playa again.
Everything can be done.
Nothing is impossible.
Determination.
Drive.
Want.
Desire.
Thank you all for the inspiring and loved responses.
You have validated me and inspired me.
As The Beatles always said....
All Ya Need Is Love.
All WE need is LOVE.
Love for me.
Love for you.
Love for Earth.
Love for others.
YAY LOVE!!!!!!
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PS: FUCKING LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!
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MP, great story 
Glad to see the burn had such a great inspiration on your life.
Lonestoner, sorry your life is taking a detour, be safe. I'll keep your tradition alive for you. See ya on the other side
Fuck, almost forgot the most important thing....Fuck!
Glad to see the burn had such a great inspiration on your life.Lonestoner, sorry your life is taking a detour, be safe. I'll keep your tradition alive for you. See ya on the other side
Fuck, almost forgot the most important thing....Fuck!
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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