Show me your Junk.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:15 am

as i was sitting around my werkstat last night, i looked at the calender and realized that tomorrow is the day i officially kick it into high gear, open the nitrous container, flick on the afterburners, and begin the annual frenzy of construction and deconstruction and reconstruction.

i know there must be others like me...i KNOW it...

ok mad scientists, geekers, beakers, LED tweekers

show me your junk.

i'll let you see mine first....

ok, tidy i am not.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:49 am

The cleanest spot you have is your sewing machine.

Are you a seamstress by trade ???

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:53 am

SEAMSTER!

it's like a teamster, but jewish.

Post by **Elderberry** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:58 am

LOL. I was just scrolling down the pictures and thinking about posting pictures of our junk and thinking--geez, his junk is pretty messy! Then got to your last line in the post.

Well, I think messy junk isn't bad if you know that it's messy and you like it that way.

JK

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:17 am

About those pics of your junk....are you gonna use those for some type of insurance scam, or did you take them just for us to see ?

( I would show you pics of my junk, but to do so would put this Nation's security at considerable risk )

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:24 am

i'd be lucky to get back the deductible.

OED, i've seen your junk, it's green, and it's big, and it shoots flames.

actually, hidden in the pictures is a secret message....this post is merely a ploy, a ruse to pass on important information.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:34 am

( message recieved, meet me at the south gate at 17:45, and bring the monkey with you )

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun May 31, 2009 12:24 pm

roger that. you bring the banana.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:07 pm

I want that sign: Privatgrund! Zutritt verboten.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:07 pm

Dammit!!!!! The only reason I was coming over to this damn thread was because I thought burner guys were posting pictures of their beautiful hard throbbing JUNK. I am soooooooooo fucking disappointed. Typical burner men....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:34 pm

Message recieved from monkey, it appears that it did not like your banana.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:07 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:27 am

what, chiquita not good enough?

jesus, even the monkeys have evolved.

NOW where am i going to find the gorilla my dreams?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:17 pm

how the hell did some one get into my "unsecured" shed to take picture of my junk..? then post them as there own..

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:04 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:The cleanest spot you have is your sewing machine.

Are you a seamstress by trade ???

You should know!

Men appreciate their Tools

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:07 am

ok, so i cleaned up a bit....here is latest project almost done....note, seat is handmade by hands.....

mine.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:43 am

INCOMING !!!

2 jawas, 49 cc, one hard tail....czech made.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:14 am

nice bikes.........you're the trail bike dawg...........

my shop, I know messy...........

I've got one that floats..........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:20 am

So Ygmir...how the hell does one find room to spin on that POLE????

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:23 am

which one?
I'm happy to clear an area..........or, hold you up off the floor (hands, no hands? giggle)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:26 am

That would be that Nice bright shiney Brass one!

and I figured if I said something you would definitely make room!
hahahaaa !!!
~smooch~

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:29 am

*shuffles over and starts dragging junk away from pole........*

don't ask how I keep it so shiny..............

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:58 am

theres a buffing in the buff with buffy joke there somewhere, i know it!

ps....NICE JUNK, man....

it warms the cockles of my messy heart.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:03 am

From last year, but it doesn't change much:

And I don't have pics of the garage, the patio or my workroom.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:29 pm

nice, AntiM.........
it would seem almost "wrong" to have such nice supplies, tools, and artwork and have it all organized.........

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:58 pm

I have more junk..I'm waiting for the zipper on my footie pajamas to be fixed before I take a group photo..

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:34 pm

CURB SCORE !!!

man i love friday's in my hood.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:42 pm

nice........you gonna use it as a window fan?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:28 pm

no...scrapping the mower part....getting some new tires.....gonna trick this bitch out...

and do ALL of 13 mph...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:42 pm

It is ALIVE !!!