One if by Land, Two if by Sea

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:30 am

OMFG!

do you think Larry might be a Hippy? Maybe he's been Hippynotized!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:33 am

like you really have to ask?

who else would look like that, on purpose, unless, they were trying to be covert............

did you not watch "The man from U.N.C.L.E."?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:12 am

of course i did....it was one of my favorite shows along with mission impossible and H.R. Puffinstuff.

all of which i am actually old enough to have watched on prime time, not syndication...

i almost forgot, the Banana Bunch with lance link, secret chimp...god i loved that and any other crap that sid and marty kroft put out...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:22 pm

didn't the krofts do "land of the lost" I had such a kid crush on the girl..........

I'm with ya, Ilya Kiryaken (sp?).............

lancelot link, oh yeah............

Voyage to the bottom of the sea..........ah, now, there's tv...........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:37 pm

wedeliver wrote:
chiefdanfox wrote:So what's up with the hippie haters?

I recognize the background and the "hippies". Laguna Del Sol Nudist Resort in Sacramento, Ca

There's a Nudist Resort in Sacramento? Fuuuuuuuuuck!

On another note, I think we should make a distinction that there
are several varieties of hippies these days. I like the old school hippies.
They're cool. You know, those of us who grew up in the 60's.

My daughter recently went to SF for a visit. She called me from her
cell and asked what they should go see. I told her a few places, one of them being the Haight/Ashbury area, Golden Gate Park, the Precidio, etc.

She came back HATING hippies that she saw in H/A. Smelly, mooching, begging, dreadlocked youngin' WANNABES. They bitched at her for driving a car and not being Green. So she bitched right back at them and told them to get a fucking job and take a fucking bath.

I hate wannabe hippies. Hmfph. Posers....

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:25 pm

All the original hippies were gone by 1970.

Why was your daughter in jail?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:59 pm

All the original hippies were gone by 1970.

actually gyre, if you want one, i just pulled a mint condition hippy out of storage in a barn just west of here, and it's currently on Craigslist Western NY under Vintage Stereotypes...

just needs a little TLC and maybe a bong hit.

check it out, man.

i'll sell him to you cheap, you pay shipping and handling.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:00 pm

i am so sorry, where are my manners....i'll GIFT him to you...

too late, no takebacks.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:01 pm

You call that mint condition?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:06 pm

it has an EXCELLENT natural, smelly patina that has NOT been re-surfaced and i can assure you, all original parts.

i can get you documentation and provenance, evidently he ATE the brown acid.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:25 pm

"Fucking Heepies.

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:02 am

wasn't there a hippy kings tomb found and unearthed, with thousands of ceramic "rainbow, deadhead, and, rasta" hippies, buried in a recreation of "Altamont and Woodstock" themes?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:38 am

that was south korea, about 100.000, shallow graves, we helped.

they were commies though, so it's all good.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:17 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:13 pm

Wow. Vintage Wacky Packages.

*drool*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:18 pm

i got in so much trouble in grade school putting those on inappropriate places.

oh wait, maybe this should go in the "it sounds dirty but it's not" thread.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Wow. Vintage Wacky Packages. *drool*

Burner Yogurt.