The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:05 pm

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dances~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:10 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:12 pm

*slides down the fireman's pole from the rafters with huge bottle of Malibu coconut rum, gives Sensei and Mozy a smooch, reggaes on over to jukebox*

Shots for everyone! I'm gettin' my island on tonight. Woot!

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*dances*

Now here's an appropriate song for me right now...

Dang. I'm such a light weight. Only had 2 shots. But feeling oh-sooooo much happier!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:20 pm

Dances~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:33 pm

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:50 pm

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 6:11 pm

MozyBonz wrote:

Groovy music there, Mr. Mozy. Very calming. We should make out now.

BTW: I am writing my list of household boundaries up. Rather proud of myself.

*starts writing*

- I will no longer be the Rachael Rae or Paula Deen or Mary Poppins around here. I will no longer cook for anyone in this house except for ME....and baby, of course.
- I will no longer buy groceries for anyone else except for ME.
- I will keep the livingroom, kitchen and my bedroom clean and safe for baby and ME only, but not for anyone else. (So, they had better be on the look out for dangerous boobytraps and snares)
- I will take out time for ME and only be available to watch baby when his mom is at work (and only during that time). All other time is for ME ME ME
- I will no longer feed the cats or clean their shitty catbox. They're not mine. They are not my responisbility.

*keeps writing*

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:24 am

*wanders in bar, sunburned, and tired*

had the first day at the mountain retreat, to see how it "wintered"......forgot about high elevation, super white skin, and, no hair......ouch

*hits Fembot remote for coffee*

It's nice to have fembot when you just don't wanna do the chores...........

*pulls up a barstool and looks around, hoping someone wanders in, thinking of a new decoration, perhaps, for the bar*

*strokes Juke*

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:20 am

G'mornin ya'll .....!

Had a wonderful time yesterday with my in-laws and family and even the out-laws!!! wee haw!

Woke this morning to disparaging drama...whatever!
no nope nadda!

Its Monday! I have a to do list a mile long! But first domestic responsibilities...yuck.

Next re-packing the camper to go go go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:23 am

Pouring rain here, again. I think I need hot booze.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:31 am

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:32 am

for you AntiM!!!!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:36 am

PM:

JINX!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:43 am

GMTA!!!!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:35 am

Monkeypoo wrote: We should make out now.

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:50 am

Tacks up sign~

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Waits~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:04 am

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:38 am

**smooch**

aw, heck, here's one for ~bump, too.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:16 am

Hello there bartender, this is my first visit to the bar.

First, smooches to my friends Risky and Pinemon!

Now, I really do need a drink! Do you serve before noon? I'm not familiar with all the rules in this establishment. Nice posters you have up though.

What I need is something to calm the nerves - maybe coffee with a shot of whiskey. Is there any good Canadian rye whiskey back there?

Thanks
Deb

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:24 am

ooops, forgot to stroke the juke box!

ygmir started the morning off with Jimi, nothing like a theme to calm the rough spots.

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Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:38 am

Deb, enable your BBcode and your quotes, images, etc will work properly.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:43 am

HI Deb,
welcome.
Will this do?

*pushes button on Fembot remote to bring coffee*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:45 am

Thanks AntiM;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=e ... re=related

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:48 am

Ygmir;

Oh thanks, that looks fine.

What's a fembot?

And just 'cause I'm new here, can you tell how to do whatever AntiM said. It says that it's on in my profile.

I wanna see Jimi sing Voodoo Chile!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:09 am

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Hi Deb,
at the bottom of the reply post page, you can uncheck the boxes related to html, bbcode smilies, etc.

you should also be able to do that in your profile.

To the best of my knowledge, Pinemom brought "Fembot" to the bar, for our drinking and entertainment pleasure.......you might have to research it for more detailed info.........

Fembot is HOT!!! mechanical maiden of service, and pleasure..........at least, that's my take on her.........grin.........

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:40 am

ooh, I like all of these kisses

an ass can never get too many kisses....

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:46 pm

Howdy Peeps,

Just stoppin by to check things out and make sure all is well.

Just took care of one traffic ticket today. Still got that other one due by Aug. 1. That one is gonna hurt. $480.00! That judge sure hated me. May have to find some odd jobs to do for $$$ when I get out west. So if there is a waitress in SF or Reno who needs some assistance around the 28, 29, and 30th, just let me know. Maybe we can work something out.

And just had my yearly fight with mom. She does not want me to go to the burn. That's too bad. This is what I need and deserve. She doesn't understand and unfortunately, never will. If I am to be temporarily disowned, so be it. She's not the boss of me.......is she? Not gonna miss another year. Nope. Not this time.

Till then, see you on the Playa!!

All my love,
Lorgasm

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:53 pm

Keep on hanging in there, Lorgasm!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:44 pm

Kissing pinemom~
Kissing Risky~
kissing deb~ Oh hi your new here. i know who you are welcome
kissing ygmir~
Kissing AntiM~ ha ha Larry can't stop me.
Kissing Lorgasm~
kissing Monkey poo.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:50 pm

Afternoon friends! Wow! All this kissy stuff is great!
I love kissing...

*kisses everyone*

Wow, Mule, nice tongue action. Wanna gallop on up to the rafters later?

Hiya Deb! Welcome! I'm very glad you are here!

Hi AntiM, Yggy, Pinemom, Risky, Mozy! Nice Kissing Booth!

Lorgasm! I see we are in the same Mother Club. Hang in there, and NO she is not the boss of you! Mine thought she was too. I have not spoken to my maternal egg donor since I left NC in January. I'm OK with that today.

Love & Kisses,
Monkeypoo (AKA Stands With A Fist) my new Indian name

PS: Nice day out, eh? I've been supervising a carpenter job outside topless, and now my boobies are a sweet looking shade of pink.

Woot!

The Bar

intro and smooches

ooops, forgot

thanks