Smuggling Glowsticks

velocirafter · Post by **velocirafter** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:45 am

We might have a winner with the EL wire...it's definitely gonna look like a bomb on the plane though!!

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:20 am

Simon......you're beginning to sound like an apologizing little bitch.......that is not like you.....

I saw some battery powered glow sticks at Home Depot this weekend for $5. They function as a glow stick, blinking glow stick, flashlight and whistle.......so for the price of a couple of glow sticks that you toss you could get some that that last much longer........and make funny whistling sounds as you try to smuggle them throug Customs in your bum.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:01 am

Simon......you're beginning to sound like an apologizing little bitch.......that is not like you.....

thats it, i'm stopping the new meds right fucking now.

gimme a day or two and i'll be a crotchety as ever...

somebody post something about "why is the price of tickets are so high", or "why is'nt it more green", or "why dont we hate on the haters", or any other misc. hippy philosophical mumbo-jumbo justification for why they dont work or contribute to anything.

or maybe just a dumb ass question you could have answered yourself had you spent just 5 minutes researching the site before demanding to know why they cant get water delivered to their fucking fountain (you can, but you dont want to, which we tried to tell him 6 times...)

yeah, something like that, and it should set me right off, and back to extra frothy rabid dog mode.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:50 pm

velocirafter wrote:We might have a winner with the EL wire...it's definitely gonna look like a **** ** *** ***** though!!

No LOL here..

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Your post has been picked up by NSA echelon and other surveilance programs.

Agents of the U.S.Government are tracing your I.P. address and will have agents there shortly....

No post is secure..

You have been tagged and well go through intense security probing in the back room at the airport...

YOU ARE FOOKING DOOMED DUDE

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:51 pm

its a joke ....maybe

velocirafter · Post by **velocirafter** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:05 pm

they probably will have picked up on it actually....oh well

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:40 pm

bomb.bomb.trigger.trigger.fuse.fuse.allah.allah.falaffel.

now they have.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:44 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:thank you velocirafter, and may i sincerely welcome you home.

i'm not as BIG as an asshole as i seem sometimes, but it is my "schtick", and it's all in fun, i mean no harm or insult, i'm of the opinion that carping, screaming and yelling that goes on is just banter, like community foreplay.

and from the mouths of rabid lunatics sometimes spew pearls of wisdom.

you've been necklaced, but with love...

now make some art, bring it with you, and show it to us.

*stands on my soapbox and yells* SIMON IS GETTING SOFT... SIMON IS A SOFTY...* walks back to camp scratching my head...*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Dave, it's the new pills, stupify, happyall, and fuggedaboutit.

you're nice to some poor drunk mick, and all of a sudden you're mother Theresa.

..i'm going to dig deep, and channel that all-time master of nasty, W.C. Fields.,

because these newbs deserve the full bm experience,the spiritual fibre that keeps them regular. The Scratchy One-ply that chafes the anus of their souls, and sends them screaming for the first truck stop shower they can find in sparks, and yet they cant clean it off, wipe it off, power wash it away, chemically remove it, no, it is there forever....

the grit and salt that we return to in more ways than one.

i am of the playa, and soon they will be too.

SUCKERS!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:41 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:thank you velocirafter, and may i sincerely welcome you home.

i'm not as BIG as an asshole as i seem sometimes, but it is my "schtick", and it's all in fun, i mean no harm or insult, i'm of the opinion that carping, screaming and yelling that goes on is just banter, like community foreplay.

and from the mouths of rabid lunatics sometimes spew pearls of wisdom.

you've been necklaced, but with love...

now make some art, bring it with you, and show it to us.

Who was that masked man?!?

I vote for el wire as well, its way cool stuff. Order it on the net, ship it to a post office in sf that does general delivery

flatlander13 · Post by **flatlander13** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:30 am

Yo Bitches........I'm using solar powered christmas lights.......I'm saving the earth.......I reduced my carbon foot print............I recylce and reuse...........OK.......really I'm a bitch too........who am I fooling.........I think I'm going to cry..........Just so I can be like SIMON...........

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:25 pm

i can channel sybil tomorrow if you'd like.

but that's not bad.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:45 pm

He's like a " potato patch " in your ass hairs..

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:27 am

Hmmm... It's been a while. Let me rack my brain for what might send Simon over the edge here...

So Burning Man totally isn't the way it's supposed to be anymore. I mean, why do we have to burn stuff. That's like, sooooo bad for the environment. Burning Man was started by a bunch of peace-loving hippies and they just want us all to smell like patchouli and bang on our drums and smoke weed and love each other. I know that's true cause some patchouli smelling hippies with drums told me, and they know all about Burning Man cause they've been going since the festival started in 2003. We should abolish the thunderdome cause it promotes violence, and instead of burning the man we should make a man AND a woman so there's equal rights and then we should just dance around them with ribbons like a Maypole. That would be way closer to the true spirit of Burning Man.

Let the hatefest begin. Woot!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:59 am