The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:41 am

HIya POO,
nice to seeya,

anyway, I think there's a joke there somewhere........... early morning, (wood) peacocks not up yet.......hey, I'm here...........
probably more of a teenage boy joke, I suppose........hahaha.........

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:43 am

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:53 am

hee hee, you're funny in the morning. No, really, we DO have peacocks out back of this place. When I moved here in January I'd listen to the doves coo and roosters crowing in the wee hours of the morning, but could never quite figure out what the heck this other sound was until just recently.

I like peacocks. I wonder if peacocks kiss. *googles it*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:19 am

heheheee....like you tip o day Monkey poo!

Deb...L'orgasm is a girly!
Its always hard to figure out cause there's no pictures!

So where's the kissing booth?

Oh here it is!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:46 am

rubbin' eyes, but singing 'yippity do dah, yippity yay, my-oh-my what a wonderful day".

Morning ygmir, monkeypoo, pinemom.

Did you guys see that rainbows picture that Goathead put up? I was keeping him company on his lunch break, playing some songs.

Sorry to disappoint ygmir, we didn't go in the basement. I haven't had the official tour yet. Don't go into dungeons before I get the daylight tour!

Tops up mug at the fembot!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:54 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:14 am

It's only a good morning after I've had breakfast and a good cup of joe.
Bacon doth have charms to sooth the barbarian spirit.
How ya doin' guys?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:17 am

morning Ugly Dougly,

Firing up the grill for a little bacon treat! Would you like some Canadian back bacon?

**burn** · Post by **burn** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:49 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Would you like some Canadian back bacon?

Do Canadian and bacon belong in a sentence together??

ygmir! the man that gets my day started! fills up coffee cup.

Where's Espresso Dude? I need some espresso vodka for this.
Finds the stash bottle he left behind; adds to cup.

Catches up on what happened last night.
Deb dancing with Mozy.
Deb drinking with Martini Steve.
Deb watching rainbows with goathead.

That Deb sures does get around!

Goathead - ah, saw those rainbows from my house last night about 1930.
The last time I saw double rainbows was bm07. **sigh**

Safety meeting in the basement! C'mon Deb.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:51 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Sorry to disappoint ygmir, we didn't go in the basement. I haven't had the official tour yet. Don't go into dungeons before I get the daylight tour!

OK, I'm no expert and hardly know it all, but what I do know thus far is...

The basement is haunted and has ghosts.

There are secret entrances in the bar everywhere.

There's a barn where Mule occasionally hangs out. Yg goes there to feed him oats which makes Mule drunk.

The rafters are a whole lotta fun. I only learned about a week or so what the rafters were really for. Silly me thought it was a place to go up to above the bar to watch everybody below. I consider myself pretty smart but can be sooooo naive sometimes.

There's a fireman's pole to slide down from above to the bar floor. It doubles as a dance pole. If you're pole dancing, keep an eye above or else you could possibly get squished from people sliding down the pole who aren't paying a damn bit of attention to anyone below.

There's an ROS - the Recliner of Submission.

There's an NEB - the Never Ending Blanket.

We have a jukebox and hardwood dance floors. We don't like to sweep up the playa dust from the floors. In fact, we roll in it.

We have several fireplaces with a never ending supply of chopped wood. Very cozy on cold nights.

Out back we have a kitchen. The smell of bacon always permeates the bar. I, for one, LOVE cooking, but will warn you about my brownies, spaghetti, lasagna, cookies, banana bread and other dishes. (My daughter has banned me from cooking without putting warning labels on the food.)

We have a chicken coop out back, so we have a never ending supply of fresh eggs. At easter time, the easter bunny has been caught out there humping the chickens. We have pics.

We have pics of everything.

There is a secret underground passageway to a secret room where secret growlights grow a secret never ending supply of herbs, which is where I get my herbs for my brownies, spaghetti, lasagna, cookies, banana bread and other dishes. Oops - I just let out the secret!

There is still some bits of residue of monkey poo and orangutan poo that was flung all over the place from 2005. Long story. It's how I got my playa name, though.

Oh yeah! There's a chandelier. Several.

I'm sure others can fill you in on the rest of the tour. We make things up as we go along, though.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:54 am

*sets out PBR in the BPR, so the safety meeting will be happy...........shuffles back in the corner, ready to serve the needs of said meeting attendees. (as dutiful bartender and general manservant)*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:55 am

theCryptofishist wrote:b]Enough Hippie Music!1

OK ....DJ spin the fucking beat~~~~~~~> [youtube][/youtube]

turns the sound up to 14 on the volume knob.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:12 pm

Sorry, missed the safety meeting.

Went for a haircut, decided on highlights too - special treat.

So what's on for this afternoon.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:22 pm

Hipcheck the jukebox, for a little Canadian rock

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:23 pm

Canadian bacon for the bbq.

http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/recipesBacon.html

from the Dizzy Pig

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:16 pm

Oh good. I finally get a break. Went grocery shopping this morning. Grocery shopping makes me a happy happy woman! Call me weird. HALF my cart was FULL of veggies and fruits. I have been in the kitchen ever since! Cutting up fresh fruit. A pot roast is cooking in the crock pot. Fresh asparagus, baby potatoes and baby carrots drizzled in EVOO and spreckled with fresh herbs from my garden are waiting to be popped into the oven. YUMMO!!!! So a moment ago Sammi and her friend come into the kitchen, poking through the cupboards and fridge. "Mom? There's nothing to eat in here... Where's the pizza, hot pockets, potato chips, the GOOD stuff??"

Stands With A Fist Monkeypoo replied, "If you wanna eat that crap, you buy it. Everything I bought is healthy and good for you. Eat some fruit. Eat some cottage cheese or yogurt or some tofu or cheese."

Heh.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:21 pm

Afternoon, Monkeypoo

Thanks for the tour this morning, that was interesting! This is a cosy little spot.

Kids and junk food, eh? You tell 'em, grrrrl

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:04 pm

Oh I'm sure there are other things about this bar many others could take you on a tour on. Things I'm not even aware of yet.

Anybody?

Decided to make my daughter some creamy homemade macaroni and cheese. She's happy now. I am a Food Network FREAK. Friday I think I'll make up some yummy coleslaw and then slow oven cook up a nice big fat juicy pork shoulder so I can have pulled pork sandwiches on a kaiser roll. Looking up a good recipe for a nice spicy rub...

I don't know how healthy all that pork is, but it's homemade and in my book that it makes it healthy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:12 pm

Deb Prothero wrote: Love trains.

Very, very ambivilent.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:16 pm

Here it is, Steve. The best of Russian Patriotic Smaltz:

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:18 pm

And here it is Cultural Exchange Version:
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Great song, but sillly lyrics. So you want it in a foreign language.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:23 pm

Sips Whiskey sitting in new Green house. (ouch just a little back pain)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:26 pm

Sensei...how are you doing?????

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:04 pm

a little music, anyone.
time for a little whiskey. How's your back now, MozyBonz.

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Sorry 'bout the train reference, Crypto. I shall try to restrain my passion.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:09 pm

*noting random video on "jumbotron" at back of bar.........H.A.L. must have put it on for Deb*

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*stands far back in the corner anticipating Risky's arrival*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:12 pm

Thanks Hal

Ygmir, what would you like to drink while you're waiting?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:14 pm

well,
Hi Deb,
If'n your pourin', I'd love a Becherovka, neat.

thanks.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:18 pm

Hands Ygmir a glass of Becherovka, neat.

Still sipping whiskey.

Salut

Thanks for the commercial break! That was kind of neat from the late 60s

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:24 pm

*notes rumblings from under the floorboards, little feet scurrying to and fro*

*OMWs reverberating from the rafters*

*the sounds of thousands, "of the body" marching, but, where?*

thanks for the drink, Deb.........careful, you don't wake the sleeping giant.........
perhaps **burn** will elucidate, at some point. It was one of here favorite times, here...........or, perhaps someone else?

BBWWWHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:30 pm

ooooooowww, not fussy on giants if they have a mean streak.

What on earth are OMWs?

Lullaby for the sleeping giant!

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