The Bar

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:29 pm

Uh oh....

I'm told I'm singing too loudly and dancing too wildly
in my livingroom and the glo poi is scaring my family.

Is that possible?

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:32 pm

bigbluedoggy wrote:*Doggy squeals like a girl!*

I like it when guys squeal. It's sooooooooooooooooooo sexy.

*hee hee*

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:41 pm

Just listened to Coyote, that was great.

Time to dance, folks.

I'm thinking of trying some of that Sasparilla that BBD likes so much. I felt right at home here last night. What with BBD snoring over there and Goathead dropping in once in awhile. Good sleep too.

I love this song, not sure if its good dancing music but it sure gives me good vibes.

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/categ ... 04XGYhx25k

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:04 pm

I am soooo pissed and furious. At life? Maybe.
WTF is going on here on eplaya?
This is supposed to be a happy place 51 weeks of the year when.......
C'MON! It's supposed to be be about love and gifting and friendship
and radical expression~~ NOT HATE. I will rise above this.

Ya wanna know what?
When I die, I want THIS SONG played.

LOVE IS ALL YA NEED.

GET IT, PEOPLE.

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:08 pm

eplaya is fine, really. It was attacked today and the moderators have been extra busy keeping it all cleared up for us folks.

Love is all you need.

Pass the Sasparilla, please.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:15 pm

ygmir wrote:*wanders in rubbing eyes, scratching...........*

Scratch this, Yggy.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:59 am

Hmmmm

Seems to be a lot of scratching going on.

Washes the NEB, added a little diatomas earth to the playa dust.

Pulls out the giant wash tub for BBD's next visit.

Hmmmm, I am kind of furry myself, might as well jump in now.

Ohhhhh, AHHHHHHHH, that feels GOOOOODDDDD.....

That hippy soap smells good to.

I be a happy goat.

Looks like Deb is getting some sleep tonight.
Good for her.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:04 am

Deb what are you doing up?

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:06 am

If you're done with that tub, I'll jump in. I need to calm down.

Spent the day saving a burner from suicide. It was a GREAT day!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:08 am

Hop right in.

105 degrees ok?

Try the hippy soap, it smell wonderful.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:10 am

now turn around, I'm a prudish Canadian!

105 is perfect.

Hipcheck the jukebox for calming music.

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:14 am

LMAO

And I am an old goat.

Adding LOTS of bubble bath to tub for Deb.

Puts up nice chinese privacy screen for her.

Digs out the big fluffy towels and robe for her.

Enjoy.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:18 am

hmmm, but you're a SWEET ol' goat.

Thanks for the nice towels and a robe too, wow.

I think I'll have a little shot of scotch for the tub. Salut to you, sir!

Now tell me about your workday and I'll just scrub in the bubbles.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:28 am

SHHHHHHhhhhhhhh.

I do have a reputation to think about.

Got my FNG back tonight so I have someone to abuse tonight.
That makes me happy.

Got a call from gAWD, also this evening....
gADW is going to send a care package of LMAO, nasel snuff.....
My partner up here have decided since we don't have the time to practice our tired old vices, we will try NEW ONES.....

Dialing in fembot for massage for Deb, since she is Canadian.

Enjoy Deb.

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:35 am

oooooh, I love massage.

Not sure what FNG is but it sounds like that makes you happy.

I didn't know goats had vices??? Whatever keeps your sanity, though, eh? GAWD must be good too, I guess.

Your reputation is safe with me. Heck, I could trip over you and not know it was you. Isn't that the weird thing about virtual communities?

Okay, I'm getting drowsy now. Off to bed soon. I think I'll just curl up in this nice robe.

have a safe shift.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:40 am

FNG=Fucking New Guy

Some day I will return to having days off.

gAWD is GREAT, and brews a mighty fine home brew.

Get some rest Deb.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:56 am

goathead wrote: Hmmmm

Seems to be a lot of scratching going on.
Washes the NEB, added a little diatomas earth to the playa dust.
Pulls out the giant wash tub for BBD's next visit.
Hmmmm, I am kind of furry myself, might as well jump in now.
Ohhhhh, AHHHHHHHH, that feels GOOOOODDDDD.....
That hippy soap smells good too.

I be a happy goat.

A happy goat is a good goat.

Happy hippie love goat soap and all all kisses inbetween,
I need to talk to you, Deb. I like you, Deb. I really do.
I understand what Shooter did, and I understand lots. Really.

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:05 am

*checks bar for Mule..........*

dang, he's sure been gone a long time, I'm wonderin if he's moved and not announced it?

*heads over to bar, enters through squeaky rear door*

I hope Jetset show up soon.

*looks around, noting portable bath/hot tub , suds all over, and, a huge "hair raft" floating in the water...........*

hhmmm..........did someone shave GH?............

*a vision of "Brazilian GH" pops up*

**huge shudder, slight nausea**

dang my imagination........

*finding fembot remote, hits "turbo clean/re-dust"*

I'll make coffee, since, Fembot has a lot to do.

*noting how hot Fembot looks*

I think I'll just sit at the bar and sip coffee today.
Anyone up?

*strokes Juke*

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littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:12 am

morning, yg...

a hot tub!! just what we needed in here!

*dives in*

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:40 am

*crawls out of corner*

Morning peeps! Didn't know eplaya was attacked yesterday... guess I should be paying more attention! I could have bit em on the leg! Gotta run out now and head to the airport. Up to Seattle for a few days for work. I'll try to pop in though! You guys be good!!

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:10 am

g'mornin' all;

Is the gang back from Frog Pond yet? I heard it was wet out there. We might have to prepare for muddy playa shoes.

That tub was just what I needed last night.

Just coffee for me this morning too.

Hipcheck the jukebox.

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Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:14 am

SHOUT OUT TO PINEMOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK!!! BABY RJ WANTS TO BE A FIRE SPINNER!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEE!!!!

He also likes eating ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:35 am

Hi ya ever'body!

Yes, just in from Frog pond!

Yes, was wet but fanfrickentastic!!!!!!

I was the camp sickie(head cold from hell) but I had the bestest time!

We had a great turnout and no one that "came with us" got stuck in the mud. We did have some local yocals come out dick n the dirt drunk in the middle of the night and high end their truck in a pond, then proceed to lose the only key to the truck in the mucky no see ums water of said pond!

That was funny. In a real sad "shhhh dont laff at the locals, out loud " Way!

Im probably going to be on most of camp lists SHIT LIST this coming week due to I probably gave everyone my cold!
Or at least anyone who smoked afta me!

Sorry in advance! But its your typical shitty summer cold, so Its better to get it now and get over it before crunch time!

Alrighty, just wanted to squeeze in say Hiya's and Ill probably lay low for a couple of days trying to finish off the Ikky Sicky...
Love to all....
Pinemom

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:24 am

Freaking-A....we have a HOT TUB in the Bar now?!!! Yeeeehaw!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps in naked*

Uh oh...Baby RJ has something to say....

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Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:33 pm

Give me a double of Red Eye whiskey.

I'm wearing a consealed weapon, it have bullets in it but the chamber is clear.

State laws says its OK

What do you feel about it

Now give that drink, or....

Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:31 pm

Hi'ya Apollonaris Zeus;

Haven't seen you here. I'm real new though. Just found this place a couple weeks ago.

Can I top up your whiskey? I'm having one too.

Hipcheck the jukebox,

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:21 pm

*noting sound of "the bus" pulling up to curb"

could it be?

*peaks out"

it is!! ]
Fembots uncle is here...........

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Deb Prothero · Post by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:29 pm

WOW, I've never seen that commercial! That is so cute.

Fembot's uncle, eh?

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:01 am

Shaved?

Waxed is more like it.
Isn't that why we have the ROS for those special occations?

Ever heard a goat HOWL?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:09 am

*wandering in from Pink Underground Super Secret Yurt, noting back door still squeaking*

dang, GH, can't say I've heard a goat howl, not even sure I've herded a goat.............perhaps that's good........

*noting Fembot laid out in seductive position in ROS*

I see someone didn't put their toys away last night.........

*noting how hot, if not sticky, she looks*

I'll make coffee myself this morning..........maybe just leave Fembot there............growl...........

*rubs Juke*

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