The person below me

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Sat May 23, 2009 1:06 pm

True, I'm on the next page!

TPBM is afraid of new pages.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 23, 2009 6:30 pm

No, I'm just afraid of new Senate page scandals.

TPBM has something interesting hidden in the bedroom closet.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:54 pm

Well, that is certainly news to me!

TPBM does not think it weird that one of the people I would most like to be like is a character from a video game I have never played who gets brutally killed.

(the character is Zack Fair from the Final Fantasy VII series)

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:43 am

Weird, No. Obsessed, Yes

TPBM also played Pong when they were younger.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:13 am

Younger? hell, I played it last year also.

The person below me does not mind getting squirted in the face, as long as they know it is coming.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:40 am

depends on the liquid ... and whether or not the camera is rolling .... heee

TPBM is better at beer pong than video pong

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:20 am

I don't know-- I have played Pong, but can't recall if I have ever played Beer Pong...

TPBM does not know the difference between OCD and OMD!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 24, 2009 2:26 pm

I kow what OCD is, have no clue about OMD.
Does it stand for OH MY DICK????

TPBM is dying to take their top off at BM, sunning their beautiful boobies,
getting new freckles and naming them after thier sweeeeeet burner friends.

Yay!!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 24, 2009 10:21 pm

Not really-- my man-boobies just aren't that impressive, and, since I don't tend to get freckles, I'd be kinda worried what the "freckles" might be!

OMD=Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark. They were a band wa-ay back in the 1980s! (And, yes, OCD is Obsessive Compulsive Disorder-- something I still have some trouble with.)

TPBM is dying to see Monkeypoo topless!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:25 pm

Hmmmm, yeah, that would be nice. But wait, I HAVE seen that before. Last weekend, to be exact, rubbed right against our below the road snake friend.

TPBM knows where Dave is, and Waldo too.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:53 pm

Da Mule wrote:Hmmmm, yeah, that would be nice. But wait, I HAVE seen that before. Last weekend, to be exact, rubbed right against our below the road snake friend.

Huh???????? You saw??? NO WAY YOU SAW MY BOOBIES. Wait a freaking minute. *puzzled look*

DaMule, you were NOT at Mozy's party....or were you? In cognito? WTF??????

I have NO IDEA where Dave and Waldo are, unless of course they are hanging around DaMule's balls, which wouldn't surprize me in the least! *heh*

TPBM has a sock.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed May 27, 2009 5:05 pm

Why yes, and I'm looking down at it right now.

I'm in the process of doing what I call the "Mr. Rogers' ritual", changing from dress shoes into socks and tennis shoes before I head home. I could never figure out why in the world he was changing his shoes every time he came indoors. Both shoes looked like outdoor shoes to me as a kid. My father always took off his steeltoe boots when he got home, but those were clearly work boots. Both of Mr. Rogers' shoes looked normal to me. But now here I am doing something similar...and it makes sense.

TPBM rarely has stinky feet.

*Wait, editing this in case Cryptofishist is TPBM*

TPBM sometimes likes the smell of stinky feet, if not their own, others'.

we0ne · Post by **we0ne** » Sat May 30, 2009 2:56 pm

False, but you are getting closer....

TPBM has just finished building a fort out back with balsam and spruce bows.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:48 am

Incorrect-- out back is the building's parking lot, backed by another building's parking lot, and on to infinite regression! (Not the prettiest neighborhood.)

TPBM often wonders just what in the heck people are talking about in a lot of the threads!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:10 pm

No fucking shit.

TPBM has never rode in the Critical Tits Ride.....YET.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:17 pm

TRUE.

TPBM probably never will

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun May 31, 2009 10:03 pm

Jeez! Just 'cause I'm a guy!

TPBM can write with their feet!

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:44 am

True, hooves to be accurate.

TPBM hasn't started working on their playa projects yet and is gettting nervous.

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:27 pm

True, I haven't even figured out what my playa projects are yet

TPBM is already all packed and ready to go.

sattelite5812 · Post by **sattelite5812** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:27 pm

Not quite, but I am getting close to completion on a sweet costume

TPBM farted

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:51 pm

True, TMBY (the mule below you) farted, in the bar. I think that's why it's been so quiet in there. It broke the fembot and scared off most of the others.

TPBM has watched Bridezilla and saw the one with the burners.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:48 pm

Negatory Ghostrider, in fact, I havent even see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

TPBM has seen Fantastic Planet.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:44 pm

No, but I saw "Forbidden Planet" at the drive-in theater. Anne Francis played Alta Morbius. I dreamed Robbie the robot would make me root beer.

TPBM remembers the electronic music of the theremin.

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:54 pm

Dude!! I was trying to explain a theremin to a date (first) just this past Friday. It got all silly when I tried to demonstrate how it's played and it looked like I was getting ready to give a handjob.

TPBM has always wanted to play a theremin.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:00 pm

True. Tried it once, but just couldn't get it.

TPBM thinks it's funny to pull a SBD in public.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:21 am

Oh yeah. I've done it a couple of times in the bar. Even the OMWs (I can still see them) ran away.

TPBM likes weiners.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:47 pm

True! slathered in a variety of condiments and topped with onions mmmmm

TPBM prefer's to swallow a Johnsonville

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:14 pm

True. I also like hot links and linguica.
Anything that's big, fat, long and can be put in a bun.

TPBM likes pineapple and ham on their pizza.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:36 am

false ... i'll like just about everything else, though

TPBM likes anchovies

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:20 am

Nope. I'm a pepperoni man. Maybe extra cheeze. But no anchovies, sausage, ham, pineapple, or mixed toppings.

TPBM , like me, likes beers with a pizza pie. In fact, a pitcher of suds is a prerequisite to manga.