Bags for mystery fluids

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:50 pm

Authentic bota bags:
http://www.tienda.com/table/products/bb-03.html

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:35 pm

velocirafter · Post by **velocirafter** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:00 am

pricey!!! cool though

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:57 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:

No, I couldn't. Nor did I get sickly yellow "product."

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:13 pm

When I worked in hospital, I'd much rather change out a fecal bag than a colostomy bag. Shit stinks. Chyme really sticks, especially with the ill.

Grossamundo. Yellow and green bile and infectious pus was a gagging combination. Thrown in some putrisine and necrosine for a winning combination. And don't get me started about bodybags...

I left nursing 10 years ago, and am DAMN glad I did. Mystery fluid? ...meh...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:42 pm

Oldguy wrote:When I worked in hospital, I'd much rather change out a fecal bag than a colostomy bag. Shit stinks. Chyme really sticks, especially with the ill.

Grossamundo. Yellow and green bile and infectious pus was a gagging combination. Thrown in some putrisine and necrosine for a winning combination. And don't get me started about bodybags...

I left nursing 10 years ago, and am DAMN glad I did. Mystery fluid? ...meh...

Yeah, nothing like going on a call for a DOS, couple days "ripening" in the room with a view of the sun, and no a/c. And then, you roll the body to put it into a body bag.....

Let's just say that they don't make enough Vick's in the world, and that SCBA's can be your best bud at times

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:40 pm

How did we get to this sad place?

Yes, I know what it's like to change a loved one's colostomy bag. Unfortunately I don't have to do that anymore.

Anyone for some sangria?!

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:09 pm

Yes,yes. Por favor, senior.

Martha muddles her fruit slices with sugar and liquor, then chills it overnight so fruit absorbs the flavor, then she adds wine the next day. She uses diferent fruits in red or white wine. Served with Spanish rice dish, piella I think, probably my spelling is off.

Sangria from a box bag can be a mystery. At college keggers, we always made a punchbowl of wine spritzers for the sisters: Red Mountain, fruit slices, and 7-Up.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:45 pm

sorry, my mind has been in the gutter....my free word association sometimes leads down dark and smelly roads.

my apologies.

oh great, more unwanted innuendo....

i cant win.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:45 pm

Nice change of subject Oldguy.. thanks !!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:41 pm

Bota bags conceal their contents. People assume you're swilling wine, while you could just as easily be drinking something boring like... oh, yeah, water.

My cousin once tried to seduce me with sangria. I was 18 at the time. Where the hell is she now?

Jiva · Post by **Jiva** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:53 pm

[quote]â€œIt's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?â€

skibear · Post by **skibear** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:35 pm

A couple years ago I ordered small parts for a walker.
What came,LOL, was a 3 foot square box.

Inside were hundreds of rubber external catheaters
looking like male condoms with a small tube on the end
to go down to the urine collection bag. Urinary
incontenence - NO WaaaaY .

Costing way more than my order so they sent a prepaid
return label.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:36 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:sorry, my mind has been in the gutter....my free word association sometimes leads down dark and smelly roads.

my apologies.

Didn't mean to lay a guilt trip on you.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:42 am

I don't think the FDA allows the sale of wine skins without rubber linings in this country. An acquaintance of mine had gone to Greece and picked up a real goatskin canteen, unlined. I guess his wine tasted like goat.

Anything but those customary plastic bottles.

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:49 pm

I wonder if condom caths will fit the necks of wine or liquor bottles. I've seen beerhats, why not wine or booze hats. I've seen the IV bottles and surgical tubing setups ala M.A.S.H.

WARNING thread drift..In prison, men saved foil potato chip bags to make pruno. It was easy to get bread and raisins, but the brewers yeast in the kitchens was locked up. Clear plastic coffee jars were popular also for storage. A small coffee perculator could be easily rigged as a distilling unit. Organic chemistry has real world value.

WARNING thread drift..Condom caths are used not only by the incontinent, but also by pilots, truckers, and sports fans who wish to remain seated for long intervals. Burners with leg bags don't have to worry about where jots are located.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:12 am

Oldguy wrote: WARNING thread drift..Condom caths are used not only by the incontinent, but also by pilots, truckers, and sports fans who wish to remain seated for long intervals. Burners with leg bags don't have to worry about where jots are located. :)

Not to mention murderous astronaughts.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:20 am

cartoon seem on door of porta-potties last year: two stick figures... one says "I need to drive cross country to stalk and pursue a lover who has spurned me for another, but I don't have time to stop to pee." The other stick figure says, "Go to crazy astronaut pee-funnel camp."

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:28 am

"I need to drive cross country to stalk and pursue a lover who has spurned me for another, but I don't have time to stop to pee." The other stick figure says, "Go to crazy astronaut pee-funnel camp."

i think i just coughed up a lung AND peed in my pants.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:44 am

I just crossed "Make Simon laugh." off my bucket list. thanks!