Porta Potty Rental & Potable Water Delivered

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:52 am

Is that the new, greener holy water reclamation station?

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:20 am

I would just feel much less blasphemous is I was peeing in one of these!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:04 am

Shambala wrote:I would just feel much less blasphemous is I was peeing in one of these!

I wonder what Mick Jagger thinks about that?............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:31 am

Barbie wrote:blah IS NO blah blah FAR blah PO blah KILL YOU blah PP.
IF blah YOU blah IN blah YOU blah OR you blahblah IT also blah YOU blah EVERYONE IN blah AREA blah SUPER glah OURS!

TO FRICKING blah blah EVERYDAY blah CAMP!

blah IF YOU MUST!! blah DIG A HOLE!!!!
blah USE blah!!

I find nothing more motivating than a lecture with selected highlights in ALL CAPS!

If by "motivating" you mean that I want to strangle someone.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:42 pm

HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE IN ALL CAPS MISS FISHY?

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:15 pm

blah blah blah blah Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys & donkey Fucking!! DRINK the Fucking Kool aid & shut the *uck UP! Dig a Hole SEE IF I care!! Or piss in your chair blah blah blah blah blah

OH Sorry I forgot only people with a certain amount of posts can are alowed to give lectures!

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:26 pm

People, people!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:32 pm

Barbie wrote: Or piss in your chair

Okay. Someone, or everyone, pm miss Barbie and tell her how wrong this is.

My stomach fell into the cellar when I read that.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:44 pm

Simon, help!!!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:11 am

Her parents must be real proud of her..........

Other than that, I am sorta speechless.

There is the 11th card you could hand out right there, Fishy.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:12 am

YEsssssss My Parents are Very PROUD!!! (as proud as they can be of some one who stripped for 20 plus Years LOLOL) Yessssssss My Mouth IS BIG and
my fingers are FAST! I'm very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy IF my first post came off as a lecture! I know that we are NOT trying to lecture But help newbeeees when these questions are asked and I was just trying to share what I have seen happen with personal Camp porta-potties.....

SOoooooo I will re state without CAPS...

you can always find a large mouthed bottle with a handle and use that in the middle of the night!
Please do not just dig a hole! (people do have to clean that up- even if its buried and- your not a Cat)

If you are thinking about having a camp porta pottie you may want to consider bringing a lock. You should also consider hiding said- PP- under something- But remember that the pump truck has to be able to get to It- to pump the thing....

In the future I will be MORE careful about how I PUT THINGS!!!!!!! and when I USE CAPS!!!!!!!! I do realize I should leave the snarking to the PROFESSIONALS!!!!!

Please feel free to mock me whenever-

BUT DON'T EVER reach out to strangle me 'cause I will FIGHT THE FUCK BACK and YOU will LOSE!

SOoooooooooo

WHAT I'AM GETTING TO-

IS THAT I'M SORRY MISS FISHY IF I OFFEND YOU BY MY LECTURE!!!!!!!! IT WAS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT- IT'S A HUDGE fricking PET PEEVE OF MINE THAT PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN FRICKICKING KNOW, AND HAVE NOT TALKED TO YOU EVEN TO SAY HELLO- COME INTO YOUR CAMP - JUST TO USE THE FRICCKIKING BATHROOM!!!!!!!

As far as my last comment goes- dig a hole see if I care or piss in your chair... It rymed (sp) didn't mean to offened you ,Miss Fishy- with THAT part of my post -

I DID HOWEVER mean to mock YOU back with the BLAH blahblah bllaaaaah blahh!!!!!!

Soooooooooooooooo

JUST IN CASE WE ARE NOT ALL CLEAR-
DON'T COME TO MY CAMP JUST TO USE THE PORTA POTTIE OR I WILL SAY SOMETHING TO YOU - like

"GET YOUR FAT ASS ON YOUR BIKE AND PEDDLE THE 100 YARDS TO THE PUBLIC BATHROOM 'CAUSE I PITCH IN FOR THE CLEANING OF THIS PORTA POTTIE - AND I DON'T EVEN FRICKING USE THE GAWD DAMM THING!!!!!!!! I get on my bike a peddle my FAT ASS to the public bathroom! ( Just like I wear lights at night and shoes)

and IF you have a problem with that maybe YOU should get our wallet OUT!!!!!!!!!!
my fellow campers put IT alot nicer... in our pp we have a tip jar with a note that says

JUST DON't GIVE a SHIT give a shit!!

And again Miss FIshy- I'm sorry that you took my 1st post in this thread as a lecture- I was only trying to share what I have found to be TRUE about camp PP's. and it happens to strike a nerve with ME! I also did not mean to offend you on the other thread when I suggested to People to bring an extra pair of shoes and plenty of socks!

And as far as the second post goes- I did Not mean that YOU should Piss in YOUR chair- It rymed with see if I care... SOooo Again Iam trullllyyyyy sorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy YOUR feelings were HURT by this comment.... DIG a hole See If I care - or piss in your Chair....

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:36 am

Isn't this all very Special!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:59 am

what do i look like, some kind of motherfucking role model?

i like a nice cat-fight as much as the next guy.

are we taking bets, or did i miss it already?

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:46 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:what do i look like, some kind of motherfucking role model?

i like a nice cat-fight as much as the next guy.

are we taking bets, or did i miss it already?

Thank god you've arrived. I've been trying to keep these two apart without getting blood on me. How did we go from discussing toilets to these young ladies wanting to disembowel each other?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:52 am

what, are you KIDDING me? this has EVERYTHING!

porta potties, strippers, angry fish...

i think i just died and went to heaven.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:00 am

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oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:02 am

That's funny , in my heaven it's all cub scouts, thick cut slices of kosher ham, and left-handed accordion players.

Must be because of the babtist upbringing ?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:10 am

in my heaven it's all cub scouts

stop looking at my avatar like that, you sick fuck.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:11 pm

We were we before the dreaded thread drift. Oh ya, the bathroom fixtures.

Or these that would be PERFECT for the playa......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:36 pm

Okay, I expect, perhaps naively, that by the time someone has found eplaya he or she knows enough nettiquette to not type in all caps. Okay in sites with out bolding or italics I might do a word or two for emphasis, but repeatedly, no. There were better ways to share your experience, in ways that didn't use "you" repeatedly in a context that reminds me why the 2nd person is called the "accusative." Someone could have made that a laugh riot. It sounds like you are still angry about the whole scene, and that maybe you lashed out in this rather anonomous space because you don't have access to the people you're really angry with. Absolutely human, although I find that it's not a behavioral strategy for long-term happiness.

And when I say I "want" to do something, it doesn't mean that I will.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:41 am

So this was all some great big miscommunication with you girls. I'm glad everything is all cleared up and we can all get along now. Why not toast this with a BIG glass of Kool-Aid. I'll buy for you, ok?

Go ahead----drink the Kool-Aid. Drink it!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:47 am

Shambala wrote: Or these that would be PERFECT for the playa......

Is that in la belle France? I have heard of these things...

You'd think they'd put those in at gas stations so you can pee while refueling.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:41 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Shambala wrote: Or these that would be PERFECT for the playa......

Is that in la belle France? I have heard of these things...

You'd think they'd put those in at gas stations so you can pee while refueling.

Thats probably the Netherlands, perhaps Amsterdam, we were there in '08 on Queens day. They set those up on street corners, all over the place. lots of beer. They don't offer the same stuff to women though.

The most amazing thing, it's all about the Orange! In the morning a sea of people walking to the central area for the festivities and in the evening the sea moves the opposite direction.

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this year there was an attempted attack on the royal family.

http://www.merryroyals.com/2009/04/30/v ... de-attack/

and last year Black Rock City had this...

brought by a burner artist from there

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=23658

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:05 pm

WHO THE FUCK IS PISSING IN HOLES IN THE PLAYA?!?!?!?!
There could be small animals in them. like... Playa Hogs.

Post by **Sham** » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:39 pm

With all due respect boijoy, that wasn't piss!

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:53 am

Shambala wrote: Or these that would be PERFECT for the playa......

what's so perfect about those? how would a girl use them?

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:18 am

With a pee funnel !!!

I use one just for shits and giggles, it also insures that any splashback that ends up on my calves is MINE !!!

Post by **Sham** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:39 am

oneeyeddick wrote:With a pee funnel !!!

I use one just for shits and giggles

Peeing seems like it would work fine, but shits may get stuck in the tube! As far as giggles, I'm not putting my mouth on that thing.

Imagine how many fewer porta potties would be needed on the playa if there were several of these set up around the area. I'll bet they could cut the number in half. Ladies could actually use one if they wanted to with the pee funnel. I guess the TP thing may be a problem or they could just air dry!